Okay class lets review Kyo was turned into a 8 year old by a PMSing elf named shinacira Kyo and shingo went to yuki only to see a true side of he. She then went out with kyo's 'friend' while baby sat kyo and shingo who tortured him Shinacira then popped out of a bottle and turned kyo into a woman The three men were then thrown out of the apartment after yuki got home They are staying at iori due to the 'accident' with the apartment They then went shopping and iori almost attacked a store clerk. Any ways on with the story {passes out from lack of oxygen}
Chapter: 8 what comes around goes around and smacks you in the face
Shingo, kyo and iori arrived back at the apartment after an hour of losing iori finding him turning there backs and losing him again. By the time they got home iori had beaten ten helpless men, punched three old ladies, harassed two woman, stole candy from one kid, destroyed two restraints and burnt down a house. Kyo was relived to get back to the apartment and give iori his medication. Kyo was put the groceries away well iori and shingo entertained them self's with playing cats cradle resulting in them getting tied up by the rope.
Kyo: seriously you two have to stop getting tied up by some stupid piece of string
Shingo: yeah but the rope is evil .. We can never defeat the string.. Why oh why
Kyo then cut the rope and watched as the two ran off to do what ever after.. About five hours an one more pill in iori. They all settled down to watch a movie called 'the evil in the mist'. Shingo was sitting on the floor. Iori and kyo were on the couch during the movie kyo had quite a few times jumped and grabbed iori only to feel a little embarrassed. They then watched 'elf's of the darkness' towards the middle of the movie kyo fell asleep and her head was resting on iori's shoulder. Iori lightly tapped her shoulder to wake her up no success. He then grabbed her shoulder No success. Iori then reached down and grabbed her ass. Kyo then jerked awake and slaped iori across the face.
Kyo: you prick what did you do that for
Iori: because you fell asleep
Kyo: so still doesn't mean you can touch me like that
Shingo: shh this is getting good
Kyo sent iori a glare then sat down beside shingo to watch the rest of the movie. After the movie was over every one went to sleep iori in his room, shingo and kyo in the spare room.. In the middle of the night a loud crash of thunder woke shingo up. He sat there clutching the covers looking around scared at the shadows on the walls. Another crash of lightning. Shingo shook kyo awake.
Kyo half asleep: what is it baka
Shingo: I am scared
Kyo: of what
Shingo: while you know that one movie
Kyo: evil in the mist
Shingo: no the other one
Kyo: elf's of darkness
Shingo: yes
Kyo: what about it
Shingo: while you know there may be some here waiting to kill us and steal our souls
Kyo: ridicules
Shinto: why is it
Kyo: elfs could never harm us
Shingo: what about shinacira.. What if she was a elf from hell
Kyo sat upright horror in her face
Kyo: what if she is.. She easily got into yuki's apartment
Another crash of lightning
Kyo and shingo then jumped out of bed and ran into iori's room and shook him violently awake
Iori: what the hell you baka's want I was having a good dream
Kyo: so we can see that
Iori blushed slightly and put his hands on the lump that was visible threw the blankets
Iori: so what you want
Shingo: can we sleep here tonight
Iori: why
Shingo: there may be evil elf's in the other room
Iori: reticules
Shingo: no shinacira was an evil elf
Iori: yeah so.. More like mentally inclined
Kyo: yes but will you please let us sleep here.. Please
Iori: fine as long as I get some rest
Kyo and shingo: okay
So kyo and shingo climbed into bed with iori kyo beside iori and shingo beside kyo after awhile they had almost gone to sleep when shingo felt something
Shingo: kyo your feet are cold and they keep rubbing me get them off me
Kyo: hey are not on you
Shingo: then whose feet are they
Shingo turned around in the bed to be met be a pair of orange eyes. Shingo out of the bed and turned on the light. Kyo and iori sat up in bed and turned towards the being.. It was... It was
Kyo: shinacira what the hell you doing here.. Turn me back
Shinacra: the reason I am here is because someone burnt down my house
Shinacira gave iori a very evil look. Iori swore that if looks could kill he would be dead
Kyo: ohh well.. Change me back
Shinacria: no
Kyo: yes
Iori: listen you change kyo back and I will let you stay
Shincira: does it look like I have a choice
Shinacira reached into her shirt and pulled out a bottle of black liquid and poured some on kyo's head turning her back into a him.
Kyo: yes my body is back
Shinacria then put the bottle back into her shirt. Shingo walked over to shinacria kyo got out of the bed and started to do a happy dance. Leaned over shinacira and opened her shirt slightly and peered down it
Shinacira: can I help you
Shingo: yes where the hell did the bottle go and where the hell you keep it
Shinacira: simple magic
Shingo: yeah sure.. What kind
After about an hour of the happy dance and shingo's endless questions every one settled down in the bed iori at on end, kyo beside him, shingo beside kyo and shinacira beside shingo hovering above the ground. In the morning shinacira got up first then kyo. Kyo found shinacira sitting in the living room sharpening a black blade that resembled a fan
Kyo: what is that
Shinacira: a razor fan blade
Kyo: okay.. May I ask why you turned me into those things..
Shinacira: I did because you annoyed me and insulted me
Kyo: I see.. You ruined my life you know
Shinacra: how
Kyo: you made yuki hat me
Shinacira: it was for the best
Kyo: how
Shinacira: she would have cheated on you eventually.
Kyo: yeah sure
Shingo then walked out of the room
Shingo: morning people
Kyo: morning
Shingo: shinacira?
Shinacira: yes shingo
Shinago: get into the kitchen and bake me a pie bitch
Shinacira: I am not your bitch
Shinago then walked over to shinacira and bitch slapped her
Shingo: now you are.. So go bake me a pie
Shinacira got up to go bake a pie.
Shinacira: fucking asshole
Shingo: no sorry don't do that and don't turn kyo-sama into a woman ago
Shinacira: yes sir {in quite voice: prick}
Every thing after that went well yuki got back with kyo and promised not to cheat on him again.
Shinacira did not turn anybody into anything. Iori and shingo finally were able to do cats cradle without getting tangled in the string.. Life was great
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