The Potion
Chp. 9
The End of all Things to Come
A/N: Yeah, I know I stole the title from Mudvayne, so it's theirs, not mine. Characters © Squaresoft. Thanks for all the reviews! Oh...
I got the funniest email yesterday. Sad thing is, it wasn't supposed to be funny.
From: SquallnRinoa4EVER233423356
Location: LIKE IM GONNA TELL YOU!
Hey stupid-
I hate your site and your stupid fics! Your a b****! Quall sounds like a sound a bird makes! Go to he**!
Hmmm...
Hey Stupid-
(ack! you've discovered one of my many secrets!)
I hate your site and your stupid fics!
(I love you too, mommy.)
Your a b****!
(that's my ex's job to say that...plus, next time run a grammar check on your flames. It's YOU'RE.)
Quall sounds like a sound a bird makes!
(okay, I admit it. I'm a seagull. That's why I like to say it so much. QUALL! QUALLLLLL! *flies away*)
Go to he**!
(see ya there! muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!)
Well, sorry, just had to do that. It was driving me nuts. If anyone sees this person, can they run up to them, flap their arms, and shout, "quall, quall!" for me? I will... heh.
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Quistis leaned over towards Squall more. He looked down, and put his arm around her shoulders. She had always thought the sunset was romantic, but, with Squall so close to her she knew it. He even smelled good, but she couldn't place the scent. As they watched the sun set, she felt Squall move suddenly.
"huh?" he said.
"What?" Quistis asked.
"Is that you're creature?" Squall pointed out towards the woods, and, sure enough, there it was.
"Yep."
"Then let's go kick it's ass!" Squall yelled, with unusual enthusiam in his voice. They charged towards it, and Squall poked it with his gunblade.
"What's the antidote to your potion?" he asked, poking it again.
"A simple remedy, you dumbASS!" it shouted back, and pulled down it's pants. Squall dug in his pocket, and realized he was out of remedie. He was just about to tell Quistis when Cid showed up. He was going for Quistis again. Squall abandoned the creature, and stood in front of her.
"Headmaster, I assure you, you're acting under the influence of a potion." Squall said, slowly.
"NO! IM IN LOVE! TRUE LOVE!" Cid shouted, and looked at Quistis.
"Headmaster..." Quistis began, but Cid cut her off.
"So, you're with Leonhart, huh? Well, what can a Commander give you that I can't?"
"Well, I'd betcha fifty dollars he's better in bed than you are!" Quistis shouted, and Squall blushed deeply. Cid was red too, but that was from anger.
"FINE! I QUIT!" Cid shouted, and before anyone could stop him, he jumped off a cliff.
"What's HIS problem?" Irvine asked, coming out of the woods, and throwing Quistis a remedy.
"What's your problem, underwear sniffer?" Squall asked him.
"HUH? Remember, I was controlled by the potion!" Irvine shouted.
"...whatever..." Squall uttered his signature line, and rolled his eyes. By that time, Quistis had drank the remedy, and hugged Squall.
"Should we go save the Headmaster?" she asked.
"No!" Irvine shouted, and started to run down the cliff. Quistis wasn't sure why, until she saw Rinoa standing alone by the ocean shore.
"Well, now we can find out if I was right or not." Quistis said, with a smirk.
"Huh?"
"You're better in bed than Headmaster."
"...whatever..."
"Admit it, Squall!"
"Just promise you won't go screw Cid."
"Promise."
"Ok."
"So, wanna find out?"
"...whatever."
"DAMMIT!" Quistis shouted, and poked him playfully. "There are some days I could strangle you!"
"Don't do that, we'll never find out."Squall said, and picked up Quistis. They walked out into the sunset then, and faded from Irvine and Rinoa's sight finally.
"Whoah. Squall's finally gonna get laid!" Irvine shouted, and Rinoa hit him lightly on the arm.
"Leave them be, Irvy!" she said, and leaned on him. They looked towards the sky then, and Rinoa smiled to herself. 'Everything really does work out in the end.'
THE END!
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Wow! I finally finished! Please please review, and tell me whatcha think! I'm workin on a new fic soon, probably another Quall/Irvoa/Seifie. Hmmm....
Chp. 9
The End of all Things to Come
A/N: Yeah, I know I stole the title from Mudvayne, so it's theirs, not mine. Characters © Squaresoft. Thanks for all the reviews! Oh...
I got the funniest email yesterday. Sad thing is, it wasn't supposed to be funny.
From: SquallnRinoa4EVER233423356
Location: LIKE IM GONNA TELL YOU!
Hey stupid-
I hate your site and your stupid fics! Your a b****! Quall sounds like a sound a bird makes! Go to he**!
Hmmm...
Hey Stupid-
(ack! you've discovered one of my many secrets!)
I hate your site and your stupid fics!
(I love you too, mommy.)
Your a b****!
(that's my ex's job to say that...plus, next time run a grammar check on your flames. It's YOU'RE.)
Quall sounds like a sound a bird makes!
(okay, I admit it. I'm a seagull. That's why I like to say it so much. QUALL! QUALLLLLL! *flies away*)
Go to he**!
(see ya there! muahahahahahahahahahahahaha!)
Well, sorry, just had to do that. It was driving me nuts. If anyone sees this person, can they run up to them, flap their arms, and shout, "quall, quall!" for me? I will... heh.
_________________________________________________________________________________
Quistis leaned over towards Squall more. He looked down, and put his arm around her shoulders. She had always thought the sunset was romantic, but, with Squall so close to her she knew it. He even smelled good, but she couldn't place the scent. As they watched the sun set, she felt Squall move suddenly.
"huh?" he said.
"What?" Quistis asked.
"Is that you're creature?" Squall pointed out towards the woods, and, sure enough, there it was.
"Yep."
"Then let's go kick it's ass!" Squall yelled, with unusual enthusiam in his voice. They charged towards it, and Squall poked it with his gunblade.
"What's the antidote to your potion?" he asked, poking it again.
"A simple remedy, you dumbASS!" it shouted back, and pulled down it's pants. Squall dug in his pocket, and realized he was out of remedie. He was just about to tell Quistis when Cid showed up. He was going for Quistis again. Squall abandoned the creature, and stood in front of her.
"Headmaster, I assure you, you're acting under the influence of a potion." Squall said, slowly.
"NO! IM IN LOVE! TRUE LOVE!" Cid shouted, and looked at Quistis.
"Headmaster..." Quistis began, but Cid cut her off.
"So, you're with Leonhart, huh? Well, what can a Commander give you that I can't?"
"Well, I'd betcha fifty dollars he's better in bed than you are!" Quistis shouted, and Squall blushed deeply. Cid was red too, but that was from anger.
"FINE! I QUIT!" Cid shouted, and before anyone could stop him, he jumped off a cliff.
"What's HIS problem?" Irvine asked, coming out of the woods, and throwing Quistis a remedy.
"What's your problem, underwear sniffer?" Squall asked him.
"HUH? Remember, I was controlled by the potion!" Irvine shouted.
"...whatever..." Squall uttered his signature line, and rolled his eyes. By that time, Quistis had drank the remedy, and hugged Squall.
"Should we go save the Headmaster?" she asked.
"No!" Irvine shouted, and started to run down the cliff. Quistis wasn't sure why, until she saw Rinoa standing alone by the ocean shore.
"Well, now we can find out if I was right or not." Quistis said, with a smirk.
"Huh?"
"You're better in bed than Headmaster."
"...whatever..."
"Admit it, Squall!"
"Just promise you won't go screw Cid."
"Promise."
"Ok."
"So, wanna find out?"
"...whatever."
"DAMMIT!" Quistis shouted, and poked him playfully. "There are some days I could strangle you!"
"Don't do that, we'll never find out."Squall said, and picked up Quistis. They walked out into the sunset then, and faded from Irvine and Rinoa's sight finally.
"Whoah. Squall's finally gonna get laid!" Irvine shouted, and Rinoa hit him lightly on the arm.
"Leave them be, Irvy!" she said, and leaned on him. They looked towards the sky then, and Rinoa smiled to herself. 'Everything really does work out in the end.'
THE END!
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Wow! I finally finished! Please please review, and tell me whatcha think! I'm workin on a new fic soon, probably another Quall/Irvoa/Seifie. Hmmm....