The Potion
Chp. 10
Dammit!

A/N: Yeah, I know, I said I was gonna end it there. But, I just couldn't help but keep it up... DAMMIT! heh. Yeah, I found out that I can work on two stories at a time (thought I couldn't, damn I'm dumb!) Well, part of the reason I won't give this one up is Arik, and I figured that if I don't put him up here, he'll stop encouraging me. Heh. (he actually did run down the street flapping his arms and shouting "quall quall") Also, I won't give up because of my reviewers! Thanks, guys! Well, here goes... the chapter AFTER the end, and more to come! heh.

Squall yawned. He didn't think Quistis was serious about the whole thing, about finding out if he was good in bed or not. But, apparently she was, because here he was, laying in the bed in her dorm, stark naked. Dammit... he thought, smelling something that resembled the odor of sausage, but, knowing Quistis it was some organic food that just LOOKED like sausage, except it was green. Well, as long as it wasn't chocobo, he thought.

~FLASHBACK~

"ZELL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Rinoa shouted. Zell smiled, and resumed plucking the feathers off of Rinoa's baby chocobo. Squall and Quistis followed the shout, and appeared to see Rinoa watching Zell preparing to cook the bird.

"Not Mr. Fluffles! Please Zell!" Rinoa was pleading with him, but he shook his head and pulled out a knife to decapitate the already dead creature.

"Zell? What is your problem?" Squall asked, after accidentally stepping in the large pile of yellow feathers.

"Hungry." Zell said, and began to roast Mr. Fluffles. Rinoa was crying, and Quistis was trying to calm her down.

"Quisty? He's lost his fucking mind!" Squall shouted, and threw a handful of feathers at Zell, who looked pissed then, and threw his shoe at Squall.

"So, guess this means you guys don't want some?"

~END FLASHBACK~

Squall was standing now, half dressed (a/n: mmmm... shirtless Squall...) to see what Quistis was making for breakfast.

"Please tell me it's not Chocobo." he said, and Quistis laughed.

"No, Mr. Bubblebutt is perfectly fine."

"Leave it to Rinoa to give the poor animal that name."

"I think it's...ummm....cute!" Quistis said, imitating Selphie. Squall laughed at this, and started holding his gunblade like Seifer, who currently was insisting that Squall killed Cid (did not).

"Don't worry, Adeledeatimicia! I'll be your knight!"

"Hey, at least Rinoa didn't name her chocobo THAT!"

"Ah, shut up!" Squall said, with a little smirk. She hit him lightly on the arm, and they moved in to kiss each other, but Irvine and Rinoa busted the door down.

"What the hell is Seifer doing back at Garden?"