Hi fellow fan-fictioners. Here it is, Harry's Baywatch adventure Chapter
two! Where we left off, Harry and Ron had just been expelled from
Hogwarts, after placing a Kick-Me sign on Professor Snape's back during
potions.
Chapter Two: The First Audition.
Harry read it again, but no matter how many times he read it, it still said the same.
YOUNG MALE, PREFEBLY FROM AGES 12-16 TO STAR IN THE ENGLISH SERIES OF BAYWATCH. AUDITIONS ON SUNDAY THE 23RD OF JULY, IN THE LONDON TOWN HALL. 2345 HINDLEY STREET, LONDON.
This was perfect, Harry had always wanted to star in Baywatch, and this was his chance. He read the sign for the 1,004,234,678,357 time, he was Fourteen so the age was perfect, but how was he going to get to London in time? Suddenly he saw Cho-Chang in front of him, gliding along on her broomstick apparently going to Hogsmade. This may be the last time that he saw her and he just had to do it, he was really nervous! "Hey Cho!" he called out, Cho stopped, stunned and noticing who it was, got off her broomstick. "Hey Harry. I heard you were expelled, that's too bad, I was going to get you to meet me in a cupboard later tonight so we could-" "GIVE ME YOUR BROOMSTICK OR I'LL PEFORM THE CRITICUS CURSE ON YOU!!" Harry yelled, desperately hoping that the last word of that sentence was Study, otherwise, he had just blown the biggest chance he had ever had. "What!?" replied Cho, both confused and afraid. "I said, GIVE YOUR BROOMSTICK OR I'LL PEFORM THE CRITICUS CURSE ON YOU, and believe me I will." "Fine then, Take it!" shrieked Cho and ran away, at what seemed like 100km and hour! Harry, relieved hopped on the broomstick and flew to London. He hopped off in an ally way, and for anyone that saw him on the broomstick, he performed a simple Memory charm. Some of the memory charms didn't work and one lady walked off muttering something about chickens juggling chainsaws, and singing the national anthem.
He ran over to the building in his best Baywatch run, hoping that somebody would know him and hire him straight away. Sadly no-one did and he filed into the building with the rest of the boys.
For his act, he had decided to sing silver bells while running across he stage to a fake cardboard girl in a bikini, which he had conjured up with his wand. His act went pretty well and when he walked off the stage, everybody cheered. After the auditions he walked along the street wondering where he was going to stay and were Ron was. He was just fantasising how good gnawing on a chicken bone would be when somebody called out to him. "Hey Harry, is that you?" He turned around and saw Ron waving while running up to him. "Hiya Ron" Harry replied, glad to see a friendly face. "What's up!" Ron replied, and they both did the friendly handshake. "So Harry, did you just go into the Baywatch auditions, are they over? Oh no, I was going to audition!!!! Oh well, how do you think you went? I hope you did well. Actually do you have a place to stay, 'cause actually I don't, could I stay with you?" He said all this very fast and finally Harry replied, "No".
After catching up, they found a comfy ditch and settled down. For dinner they made a fire and had some old socks that they found in a dumpster. They tasted great with a little bit of mould sprinkled on the top.
The next Morning, Harry was woken up by a postman delivering him a letter. "Oi, are you 'Arry Potter" said the man "'cause I as got a letta for' ya' Harry sat up. The letter had BAYWATCH ENGLAND, written on the corner, and immediately Harry knew who it was from. He opened the letter, and read it.
Authors Note: Well there you have it, Chapter two. Find out if Harry has accomplished his dream next chapter. TO BE CONTINUED!
Chapter Two: The First Audition.
Harry read it again, but no matter how many times he read it, it still said the same.
YOUNG MALE, PREFEBLY FROM AGES 12-16 TO STAR IN THE ENGLISH SERIES OF BAYWATCH. AUDITIONS ON SUNDAY THE 23RD OF JULY, IN THE LONDON TOWN HALL. 2345 HINDLEY STREET, LONDON.
This was perfect, Harry had always wanted to star in Baywatch, and this was his chance. He read the sign for the 1,004,234,678,357 time, he was Fourteen so the age was perfect, but how was he going to get to London in time? Suddenly he saw Cho-Chang in front of him, gliding along on her broomstick apparently going to Hogsmade. This may be the last time that he saw her and he just had to do it, he was really nervous! "Hey Cho!" he called out, Cho stopped, stunned and noticing who it was, got off her broomstick. "Hey Harry. I heard you were expelled, that's too bad, I was going to get you to meet me in a cupboard later tonight so we could-" "GIVE ME YOUR BROOMSTICK OR I'LL PEFORM THE CRITICUS CURSE ON YOU!!" Harry yelled, desperately hoping that the last word of that sentence was Study, otherwise, he had just blown the biggest chance he had ever had. "What!?" replied Cho, both confused and afraid. "I said, GIVE YOUR BROOMSTICK OR I'LL PEFORM THE CRITICUS CURSE ON YOU, and believe me I will." "Fine then, Take it!" shrieked Cho and ran away, at what seemed like 100km and hour! Harry, relieved hopped on the broomstick and flew to London. He hopped off in an ally way, and for anyone that saw him on the broomstick, he performed a simple Memory charm. Some of the memory charms didn't work and one lady walked off muttering something about chickens juggling chainsaws, and singing the national anthem.
He ran over to the building in his best Baywatch run, hoping that somebody would know him and hire him straight away. Sadly no-one did and he filed into the building with the rest of the boys.
For his act, he had decided to sing silver bells while running across he stage to a fake cardboard girl in a bikini, which he had conjured up with his wand. His act went pretty well and when he walked off the stage, everybody cheered. After the auditions he walked along the street wondering where he was going to stay and were Ron was. He was just fantasising how good gnawing on a chicken bone would be when somebody called out to him. "Hey Harry, is that you?" He turned around and saw Ron waving while running up to him. "Hiya Ron" Harry replied, glad to see a friendly face. "What's up!" Ron replied, and they both did the friendly handshake. "So Harry, did you just go into the Baywatch auditions, are they over? Oh no, I was going to audition!!!! Oh well, how do you think you went? I hope you did well. Actually do you have a place to stay, 'cause actually I don't, could I stay with you?" He said all this very fast and finally Harry replied, "No".
After catching up, they found a comfy ditch and settled down. For dinner they made a fire and had some old socks that they found in a dumpster. They tasted great with a little bit of mould sprinkled on the top.
The next Morning, Harry was woken up by a postman delivering him a letter. "Oi, are you 'Arry Potter" said the man "'cause I as got a letta for' ya' Harry sat up. The letter had BAYWATCH ENGLAND, written on the corner, and immediately Harry knew who it was from. He opened the letter, and read it.
Authors Note: Well there you have it, Chapter two. Find out if Harry has accomplished his dream next chapter. TO BE CONTINUED!