Act III: Saved by the Hell Bell
Diamaco Movie Studios 8:33 P.M.
Snake- Ok Colonel, you go check out the movies being filmed. Find out which one Dustin Diamond was appearing in. I'm going to go talk to Arnie Sinclaire, the owner of this place.
Colonel- Ok, we can meet back here at 9:00.
Sinclaire's Office 8:38 P.M.
Snake- Hello Mr. Sinclaire, I'm Snake. I'm here to ask some questions.
Arnie- Well...ok.
Snake- On the night of Muesday the 3rd, I need to know if an actor named Dustin Diamond was here?
Arnie- Of course, he's filming a movie here.
Snake- And which movie is that?
Arnie- I'm not sure actually. I always see Dustin, but I never ask him which film he's in. I hate the guy, Saved by the Bell sucked and Screech annoyed the hell out of me. But, I can go check the books and find out where he worked...Hey, the books are gone! Someone stole my books! Now I can't tell what any of the actors are filming.
Snake- Damn. I bet the murderer stole it.
Arnie- What murderer?
Snake- Uh...nothing. Anyway, do you know what movies are currently being filmed in the studio?
Arnie- Let me see...yeah, I still have the schedule. Here you go.
Film
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Dr. Machiko's Wild Ride - Studio 8
Horrorland- Studio 16
Jaws 9: Jaws Jr. - Studio 9
Moogilla - Studio 3
Horse Radish 2 - Studio 2
Dune Buggie Bandits - Studi 4
Saved by the Bell: The Movie - Studio 15
Pepsi Presents: Citizen Kane 2 - Studio 20
Snake- A Saved by the Bell movie? Dustin must've been there!
Studio 15, 8:47 P.M.
Snake- Hello, is anybody here?
Shadowy Figure- You must leave immediately!
Snake- W-Who are you?
Shadowy Figure- That does not matter. I'm here to warn you. You were attacked in that alleway beacause two men want you dead, and they won't stop trying to kill you until you are dead.
Snake- Who? Who's trying to kill me? And why?
Shadowy Figure- I cannot tell you. But I can tell you this, the answer lies in the past.
Snake- What the hell kind of clue is that? Are you stupid or something, give me a better clue.
Shadowy Figure- sigh Ok...Snake, you must look into your past to solve the future.
Snake- Dumb the clue down a little more.
Shadowy Figure- Something you did in the past, is resulting this to happen.
Snake- Simplify a little more.
Shadowy Figure- DAMN, SNAKE, IT'S BECAUSE YOU MADE THE METAL GEAR MOVIE! LOOK INTO THAT!
Snake- Thanks Shadowy Figure.
Shadowy Figure- Now leave. There's nothing here for you...yet.
Snake's Apartment, 10:31 P.M.
Snake- What did you find out back there Colonel?
Colonel- It seems our good pal Dustin Diamond's working on two movies. The Saved by the Bell one, and another one that no knows.
Snake- Well, that doesn't matter know. We have to look into this new Metal Gear Movie lead. Who'd want to kill me because of it?
Colonel- I don't know Snake, it was such a good movie. The whole time machine and pushing Hitler thing, it was genius.
Snake- Maybe it has something to do with the sequel?
Colonel- That one was even better! The transforming elephant, the land driving submarine, the nerf gun battle, everyone loved that movie.
Snake- Maybe that's the problem, maybe it was too good, and people got jealous. Remember the old director of the movie, Hernando Rivers, he wanted to take his name off of it! Maybe he got so jealous, he got some Chuck Norris masks, and is trying to kill me!
Colonel- Let's go!
Hernando River's House, 11: 56 P.M.
Snake- Hello? Is anybody here?
Hernando- Ugghh....
Snake- Hernando!! You've been stabbed!
Hernando- Snake...you...must...look...at...the....sc....Uggghhh...
Snake- First Screech, and now Hernando. There seems to be a lot of death happening around me.
Colonel- Sorry I'm late Snake, I was watching Antiques Roadshow wh- OH MY GOD, ANOTHER CORPSE!
Snake- Yeah, he was stabbed in the back too, just like Dustin. We got a killer on our hands Colonel, and he seems to be wiping out people that can help us solve the case.
Colonel- So, we must be getting closer to the truth.
Snake- Exactly. Let's split up and search the house, Hernando must've known something the killer's don't want us to know.
Colonel- Ok, you take downstairs, I'll take upstairs.
Hernando's Office, 12: 02 A.M.
Snake- Hmmm...this place is a mess...looks like the killer searched it. sniff Hey, what's that smell. Smells like burnt toast. Uh-Oh, I think I have a tumour in my head...No wait, it is the smell of burnt toast. Someone must've recently burned something in here. And it looks like it might be in the fireplace.
Colonel- Hey Snake, what's all the commotion. I could hear you sniffing from upstairs.
Snake- Look what I found Colonel, this burnt piece of paper in the fireplace. And I can slightly read it...
Colonel- What's it say?
Snake- It seems to be a movie script. Here, take a look:
INT- A BEACH
BIGGIE- Come on Buggie, let's get this dune buggie across the border.
BUGGIE- Yeah, let's roll this sucker!
SCREECH- I don't know guys...what if the cops are watching!
Snake- Interesting...Very interesting....Fantabustically Zabzoobazidly Interesting...
Colonel- Snake, this clue makes no sense.
Snake- Maybe not to you, but to me it does. With this, I can solve the case.
Colonel- What? How!?
Snake- I can't tell you here. Meet me tomorrow morning, then we'll go catch the killers!
To be concluded...
In: Act IV: Le Grande Finale
Diamaco Movie Studios 8:33 P.M.
Snake- Ok Colonel, you go check out the movies being filmed. Find out which one Dustin Diamond was appearing in. I'm going to go talk to Arnie Sinclaire, the owner of this place.
Colonel- Ok, we can meet back here at 9:00.
Sinclaire's Office 8:38 P.M.
Snake- Hello Mr. Sinclaire, I'm Snake. I'm here to ask some questions.
Arnie- Well...ok.
Snake- On the night of Muesday the 3rd, I need to know if an actor named Dustin Diamond was here?
Arnie- Of course, he's filming a movie here.
Snake- And which movie is that?
Arnie- I'm not sure actually. I always see Dustin, but I never ask him which film he's in. I hate the guy, Saved by the Bell sucked and Screech annoyed the hell out of me. But, I can go check the books and find out where he worked...Hey, the books are gone! Someone stole my books! Now I can't tell what any of the actors are filming.
Snake- Damn. I bet the murderer stole it.
Arnie- What murderer?
Snake- Uh...nothing. Anyway, do you know what movies are currently being filmed in the studio?
Arnie- Let me see...yeah, I still have the schedule. Here you go.
Film
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Dr. Machiko's Wild Ride - Studio 8
Horrorland- Studio 16
Jaws 9: Jaws Jr. - Studio 9
Moogilla - Studio 3
Horse Radish 2 - Studio 2
Dune Buggie Bandits - Studi 4
Saved by the Bell: The Movie - Studio 15
Pepsi Presents: Citizen Kane 2 - Studio 20
Snake- A Saved by the Bell movie? Dustin must've been there!
Studio 15, 8:47 P.M.
Snake- Hello, is anybody here?
Shadowy Figure- You must leave immediately!
Snake- W-Who are you?
Shadowy Figure- That does not matter. I'm here to warn you. You were attacked in that alleway beacause two men want you dead, and they won't stop trying to kill you until you are dead.
Snake- Who? Who's trying to kill me? And why?
Shadowy Figure- I cannot tell you. But I can tell you this, the answer lies in the past.
Snake- What the hell kind of clue is that? Are you stupid or something, give me a better clue.
Shadowy Figure- sigh Ok...Snake, you must look into your past to solve the future.
Snake- Dumb the clue down a little more.
Shadowy Figure- Something you did in the past, is resulting this to happen.
Snake- Simplify a little more.
Shadowy Figure- DAMN, SNAKE, IT'S BECAUSE YOU MADE THE METAL GEAR MOVIE! LOOK INTO THAT!
Snake- Thanks Shadowy Figure.
Shadowy Figure- Now leave. There's nothing here for you...yet.
Snake's Apartment, 10:31 P.M.
Snake- What did you find out back there Colonel?
Colonel- It seems our good pal Dustin Diamond's working on two movies. The Saved by the Bell one, and another one that no knows.
Snake- Well, that doesn't matter know. We have to look into this new Metal Gear Movie lead. Who'd want to kill me because of it?
Colonel- I don't know Snake, it was such a good movie. The whole time machine and pushing Hitler thing, it was genius.
Snake- Maybe it has something to do with the sequel?
Colonel- That one was even better! The transforming elephant, the land driving submarine, the nerf gun battle, everyone loved that movie.
Snake- Maybe that's the problem, maybe it was too good, and people got jealous. Remember the old director of the movie, Hernando Rivers, he wanted to take his name off of it! Maybe he got so jealous, he got some Chuck Norris masks, and is trying to kill me!
Colonel- Let's go!
Hernando River's House, 11: 56 P.M.
Snake- Hello? Is anybody here?
Hernando- Ugghh....
Snake- Hernando!! You've been stabbed!
Hernando- Snake...you...must...look...at...the....sc....Uggghhh...
Snake- First Screech, and now Hernando. There seems to be a lot of death happening around me.
Colonel- Sorry I'm late Snake, I was watching Antiques Roadshow wh- OH MY GOD, ANOTHER CORPSE!
Snake- Yeah, he was stabbed in the back too, just like Dustin. We got a killer on our hands Colonel, and he seems to be wiping out people that can help us solve the case.
Colonel- So, we must be getting closer to the truth.
Snake- Exactly. Let's split up and search the house, Hernando must've known something the killer's don't want us to know.
Colonel- Ok, you take downstairs, I'll take upstairs.
Hernando's Office, 12: 02 A.M.
Snake- Hmmm...this place is a mess...looks like the killer searched it. sniff Hey, what's that smell. Smells like burnt toast. Uh-Oh, I think I have a tumour in my head...No wait, it is the smell of burnt toast. Someone must've recently burned something in here. And it looks like it might be in the fireplace.
Colonel- Hey Snake, what's all the commotion. I could hear you sniffing from upstairs.
Snake- Look what I found Colonel, this burnt piece of paper in the fireplace. And I can slightly read it...
Colonel- What's it say?
Snake- It seems to be a movie script. Here, take a look:
INT- A BEACH
BIGGIE- Come on Buggie, let's get this dune buggie across the border.
BUGGIE- Yeah, let's roll this sucker!
SCREECH- I don't know guys...what if the cops are watching!
Snake- Interesting...Very interesting....Fantabustically Zabzoobazidly Interesting...
Colonel- Snake, this clue makes no sense.
Snake- Maybe not to you, but to me it does. With this, I can solve the case.
Colonel- What? How!?
Snake- I can't tell you here. Meet me tomorrow morning, then we'll go catch the killers!
To be concluded...
In: Act IV: Le Grande Finale