The Case of the Burt Reynolds Pie
Act I- Pie Another Day
Snake- It all started yesterday at 10:25 P.M., when I was walking home from the annual chili eating competion. It was a quiet night, a night where danger and mystery like to lurk around and cause mischief. A night where horror and crime fight like a pack of wild flaming cougars. A night like-
Otacon- Snake, shut up and continue with the story.
Snake- Well, I was walking down the street when all of a sudden I see Burt Reynold's far ahead in the distance, standing in a dark alleyway. Before I could run up to him and punch him in the face, I see a knife reach out of the alleyway shadows and stab him in the chest. He fell to the ground with red liquid coming out of his stomach, and a loud scream pierced the air. I ran across the darkened street and into the dank, dark alleyway. But the body wasn't there. All that was on the ground where Burt Reynold's fell, was a pie. Apple pie to be exact. I'm not sure what happened, but this sounds like an intriguing mystery.
Colonel- Snake, I know what really happened.
Snake- No you don't.
Colonel- Yes, I do. I was there Snake...I was the man wearing the flower pot on his head?
Snake- What the hell are you talking about?
Colonel- I was heading to the flowerpot convention when I hear this scream. I turn around to see Snake heading into the alley, this is at about 10:28 P.M. As I go to follow him, I notice a red dot on the back of Snake's neck. I look up to see a man in a window with a sniper rifle in his hands. I grabbed the flower pot off my head, and threw it at the sniper rifle. The figure in the window let out a strange howling that sounded like a dog, and he dropped the sniper rifle. I caught it, and ran away. I saved your life Snake.
Snake- Wow...that's pretty wicked cool.
Colonel- Wicked cool? What the hell is that?
Snake- I don't know, but it sounds wicked neat.
Otacon- Snake, I need to talk to you. Privately.
Snake- Uhhh...ok. Colonel, leave.
Colonel- Sure, whatever.
Otacon- Snake, I found something out about this mysterious case.
Snake- What?
Otacon- I was talking to one of my sources, and he says there's a new gang in town. Two members, who are planning to kill you and steal your script for the Metal Gear 3 movie!
Snake- Really. I bet you the man who stabbed Burt Reynold's, and the man with the sniper rifle are the killers.
Otacon- I think you're right Snake. I'll keep poking around the streets, see if I can find anything out. Until then, be careful Snake.
Snake- Hey Colonel.
Colonel- Yeah?
Snake- Let's go check out the crime scene, see if we can find any leads.
Colonel- I'm not coming Snake. "Blame it on the Monkey" is on, and I never miss an episode. NEVER! I love shows about monkeys that slap people.
Snake- Ok, whatever.
Waltnut Street, 10:20 P.M.
Snake- Hmmm...this is where it all went down. There's the alleyway, but I searched that already. I want to find that window where Colonel saw the sniper.
Raiden- Hi Snake.
Snake- Raiden? What do you want?
Raiden- I thought you'd want to know what window the sniper was looking out of.
Snake- How do you know about the sniper?
Raiden- Well, I was there that night. I was the guy hiding in the phone booth.
Snake- Why?
Raiden- Trust me, you don't want to know why.
Snake- Uhhh...ok...So where was this sniper?
Raiden- In that window, in that hotel.
Snake- Ok, I'll go check it out.
Room 101, 10:21 P.M.
Snake- So this is the room where the sniper was staying. There's some bullets here by the window. And it looks like somebody moved the TV, it's right here by the window too. Wait a minute! The sniper rifle is under the bed, looks like this is the right room for sure. Hmmm...a TV guide is beside it, let's look what was playing on the night of the stabbing.
Tonight on SBC
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The Radish Game 9:00-9:30 P.M.
Biography: Count Chocula 9:30-10:20 P.M.
Blame it on the Monkey! 10:20 P.M.- 11:00 P.M.
Chunky McChunkster Jr. 11:00 P.M.- 3:00 A.M.
The Burt Reynold's Show 3:00 A.M.- 4:00 A.M.
Snake- The Burt Reynold's Show? This sounds like a clue...I think I'll pay a little visit to the SBC Studios tomorrow.
To be Continued...
Next time: Act II- Truth and Pies
Act I- Pie Another Day
Snake- It all started yesterday at 10:25 P.M., when I was walking home from the annual chili eating competion. It was a quiet night, a night where danger and mystery like to lurk around and cause mischief. A night where horror and crime fight like a pack of wild flaming cougars. A night like-
Otacon- Snake, shut up and continue with the story.
Snake- Well, I was walking down the street when all of a sudden I see Burt Reynold's far ahead in the distance, standing in a dark alleyway. Before I could run up to him and punch him in the face, I see a knife reach out of the alleyway shadows and stab him in the chest. He fell to the ground with red liquid coming out of his stomach, and a loud scream pierced the air. I ran across the darkened street and into the dank, dark alleyway. But the body wasn't there. All that was on the ground where Burt Reynold's fell, was a pie. Apple pie to be exact. I'm not sure what happened, but this sounds like an intriguing mystery.
Colonel- Snake, I know what really happened.
Snake- No you don't.
Colonel- Yes, I do. I was there Snake...I was the man wearing the flower pot on his head?
Snake- What the hell are you talking about?
Colonel- I was heading to the flowerpot convention when I hear this scream. I turn around to see Snake heading into the alley, this is at about 10:28 P.M. As I go to follow him, I notice a red dot on the back of Snake's neck. I look up to see a man in a window with a sniper rifle in his hands. I grabbed the flower pot off my head, and threw it at the sniper rifle. The figure in the window let out a strange howling that sounded like a dog, and he dropped the sniper rifle. I caught it, and ran away. I saved your life Snake.
Snake- Wow...that's pretty wicked cool.
Colonel- Wicked cool? What the hell is that?
Snake- I don't know, but it sounds wicked neat.
Otacon- Snake, I need to talk to you. Privately.
Snake- Uhhh...ok. Colonel, leave.
Colonel- Sure, whatever.
Otacon- Snake, I found something out about this mysterious case.
Snake- What?
Otacon- I was talking to one of my sources, and he says there's a new gang in town. Two members, who are planning to kill you and steal your script for the Metal Gear 3 movie!
Snake- Really. I bet you the man who stabbed Burt Reynold's, and the man with the sniper rifle are the killers.
Otacon- I think you're right Snake. I'll keep poking around the streets, see if I can find anything out. Until then, be careful Snake.
Snake- Hey Colonel.
Colonel- Yeah?
Snake- Let's go check out the crime scene, see if we can find any leads.
Colonel- I'm not coming Snake. "Blame it on the Monkey" is on, and I never miss an episode. NEVER! I love shows about monkeys that slap people.
Snake- Ok, whatever.
Waltnut Street, 10:20 P.M.
Snake- Hmmm...this is where it all went down. There's the alleyway, but I searched that already. I want to find that window where Colonel saw the sniper.
Raiden- Hi Snake.
Snake- Raiden? What do you want?
Raiden- I thought you'd want to know what window the sniper was looking out of.
Snake- How do you know about the sniper?
Raiden- Well, I was there that night. I was the guy hiding in the phone booth.
Snake- Why?
Raiden- Trust me, you don't want to know why.
Snake- Uhhh...ok...So where was this sniper?
Raiden- In that window, in that hotel.
Snake- Ok, I'll go check it out.
Room 101, 10:21 P.M.
Snake- So this is the room where the sniper was staying. There's some bullets here by the window. And it looks like somebody moved the TV, it's right here by the window too. Wait a minute! The sniper rifle is under the bed, looks like this is the right room for sure. Hmmm...a TV guide is beside it, let's look what was playing on the night of the stabbing.
Tonight on SBC
============
The Radish Game 9:00-9:30 P.M.
Biography: Count Chocula 9:30-10:20 P.M.
Blame it on the Monkey! 10:20 P.M.- 11:00 P.M.
Chunky McChunkster Jr. 11:00 P.M.- 3:00 A.M.
The Burt Reynold's Show 3:00 A.M.- 4:00 A.M.
Snake- The Burt Reynold's Show? This sounds like a clue...I think I'll pay a little visit to the SBC Studios tomorrow.
To be Continued...
Next time: Act II- Truth and Pies