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Kit's Revenge

Originally Kit's Revenge and Explanation for Leaving the Halliwells but it's too damn long oh well

A/N: Setting late 3rd season. I blame the not so 'Charmed' writers for changing Kit's gender when ever the feel like it. So Kit is referred as her. Damn K*rn lay off the Drugs!

A/N: It's meant to be funny so Laugh. Oh do not be offended Alyssa fans it's in the name of Humor!

IMPORTANT A/N: I got tried of referring to Kit as IT so I gave her a SEX CHANGE so now Kit's a girl. Now my head shouldn't hurt.

Kit was a lovely cat. Kit loved her owners but her had hers two favorites Prue and Piper. Kit hated Phoebe ever since Phoebe sat on her while she was sleeping on the couch. Kit's struggled for air. Meanwhile it took Phoebe five minutes for her brain to send signals that her lazy ass should moved. The lack of oxygen made Kit semi crazy and biter. So biter that Kit ever since that horrific day Kit has been debating if her was worth living with the very extra 'special' Phoebe. But for the time being Kit sole purpose has to get Phoebe irritated. Kit vs. Phoebe or Brain vs. the 'special' one her was dub (by me). Kit kept score of who did what. For example Kit would accidentally crap under Phoebe's bed. Then Phoebe would accidentally step on Kit's tail. So far Kit out won Phoebe by 1,345,601 to 5.

Then came the decision Kit was putting off whether or not to leave the manor. Pro: Piper and Prue, free food and a huge ass house and let's not forget how she like to mess with Phoebe. Con: Phoebe. Kit decided to stick it out until the sad day when Kit witnessed Prue die. A sad day it was indeed and she could not take Phoebe's selfish act. Being highly intelligent, Kit left Piper a note saying her goodbyes. On the letter was several paw prints that formed the words 'farewell'. Then Kit walk out of the Manor on her two back legs (that's right her two back legs) carrying her belongings. Kit hoped to go unnoticed for it was difficult enough as it was but Phoebe or the 'special' one saw Kit.

"Kit what are you doing?"

"Meow hiss Meow MEOW MEOW hiss HISS" Translation: Mother f-OPPS... well I can tell you this Kit has a mouth on her that's rated NC-17. You get the point lets carry on. So with that Kit stuck up her Middle claw (or nail) on each of her to front paws to Phoebe. And pick up hers belongings and slam the door.

I know what you're thinking where did Kit live all this time. Well Kit moved back in with her two siblings. The same night Kat, Kit's younger sister, read an incantation on her dead mothers favorite bowl. Together they became THE FURRY ONES. (Sound Familiar...thought so.) Now Kit along with hers sibling fight evil kitties that reek havoc on good loving owners. Each of the siblings gain three powers Kit has the power of scratching and the power of molecular manipulation. Kit's younger sister, Kat, has the power to crap and hack up hairballs. Kit's older sister, Korn, has the power to move things and release gas.

One day the Furry Ones had to go back to Kit's old home to face off with Kit's arch enemy: the 'special' one AKA Phoebe. Apparently Phoebe has been kicking kittens again...Man does she ever learn? Oh well nothing has stop the Furry Ones before. Can Kit focus long enough to stop Phoebe from ever kicking kittens again or will Kit fall for her fear of being sat on again and make it personal?

Stay tuned...