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A/N: Fugly is short for fuckin ugly. This takes place the beginning of the 4th season where Lyssie didn't have the fugly hair cut...yet. I own no one etc.

Kaytee83: I don't know your web addy. And thanks for putting it, oh how should I say this...not so gently that my spelling and grammar suck. Well thanks anyway someone had to do it. ;)

The Furry Ones staring in:

The Plan That Was

Huddles outside in the back of the Halliwell manor are the furry ones. Kit's just telling her siblings about the former charmed ones... so she thought.

"Beware of Piper, especially if she has her bitch on."

"Why" asked Korn.

" Well along with the power to freeze and the power to blow shit up... Piper is smart."

"Ok so it shouldn't be a problem to get by her."

"No you don't understand. She is truly smart. In fact she's smarter than the average witch. So Piper is not to know of our existence or the plan is ruined. And incase you nitwits foul up pretend your me and say you're visiting for a while. Now on to the 'special' one. They call her Phoebe. Don't waste time on worrying about her. Phoebe was given lame ass powers like Kat-"

"Hey!"

"You know its true!" Korn said. Never the one to miss an opportunity to annoy Kat. Korn found Kat irritating at times. Kind of like Prue found Phoebe irritating at times. *Sniff* Aw... the memories *pulls out the Kleenex*

"Would you two stop? The thing to be very cautious of when around Phoebe is her ass. She'll try to smother you with it. Trust me on this."

"I trust you so what's the plan?"

"First we send in Kat to make sure the coast is clear. When that's done we'll go in and make our way too Phoebe's room. Phoebe will be there because she'll be exercising her ass off. So Korn I'll need you to cut the cheese to knock out Phoebe. Once 'Sleepy Fugly' is asleep Kat you go under her bed and hack up lots of hairballs and crap everywhere. I better not see the floor when you're done."

"Ah Kit, wouldn't Phoebe want to kick kittens more because of what we're going to do to her?"

***A Long Ass Silence*** Kit hasn't thought of that. The only thing she can think of is 'why the spoon ran away with the fork' and 'why the cow jump over the moon.' 'Focus Kit!' she tells herself. Then Korn hits her still waiting for her response.

"No.no she wouldn't. Instead 'special' would have a fear of cats once I get through with her."

"So Kit what do you plan to do with Phoebe?" Korn ask intrigued.

"I plan to give her-" Suddenly a herd of sheep run pass the furry trio making it difficult to hear what Kit's saying. WTF!!! Great loose sheep in San Fran just what the freakin' doctor ordered. Hopefully they will hit no one. We have enough of those drunken sheep accident's here in the states. Back to the discussion.

"That's brilliant!" Kat concluded.

"So how are we to get in the house?"

"Through the door, silly" Kit replied.

"Argh you idiot I know that! Which door?" Korn hissed.

"The back door."

"Hey guys the door is open and I see no one in the kitchen." Kat replied running full speed towards the back entry.

"Oh no... KAT THEY HAVE A SECOND DOOR MADE OUT OF GLASS!" Kit yelled.

"What!" Kat said. It was too late to stop because she had gained so much momentum that she made her own personal entryway. Kat flew and she would have kept going if it weren't for that wall. As soon as Kat hit smack dab on the wall. Kat slowly slides down to the floor. It would be seconds now before the Halliwells would come in. Meanwhile Korn was rolling around in the grass laughing at Kat's expense. Korn had one paw on her belly and the other one pointing at the new entryway. Kit was literally pulling her hair out of her head. If Piper finds out what happen to her kitchen door...

"Shit Korn we need to get Kat before Piper makes her for dinner!"

"I doubt if Piper will find Kat tasty."

"I can't be-"

"Oh hello Kitty!"

"Oh no Phoebe has her. It's too late she's a goner." Kit said knowing the torment Kat will go through.

"Too bad. Hey look Felix is naked!"

"Korn I thought I told you to leave the porn mag at home."

"Well unlike you I knew Kat would do something stupid so I came prepared."

"You call looking at Felix-the-cat prepared! Incase you didn't know Felix was always naked and so are we!"

"Too much info buddy."

"I'm going to get Kat...come on your coming with me." Korn reluctantly follows Kit but keeps looking at Felix's...er, 'equipment'.

Will Kat meet Phoebe's ass? Why are cats always naked? Where was Piper? Will Korn ever stop looking at Felix's equipment? What will Kit do when she finds out about Paige?

Most importantly, why did 'the spoon run away with the fork' and 'the cow jump over the moon'?

Stay Tuned...