Act III- Pie Hard 2: Pie Harder
Sean Cole's Home, 1:30 PM
Snake- Mr. Cole, I need to ask some questions.
Sean- Ok.
Snake- Did you stab Burt Reynold's lately?
Sean- No. I didn't.
Snake- Are you sure?
Sean- Positive.
Snake- Ok then. When you went to the bakery yesterday, did you see anything unusual?
Sean- Hmmm...yes, a guy with this horrible fake mustache. I mean, I could have killed a rat, taped that rat to my face, and I'd have a more realistic mustache.
Snake- What was so odd about the mustace?
Sean- Well, it was bright yellow, had the words "MASKCO STORE" written on it in huge bold letters, and the glue was actually leaking through the hair.
Snake- MASKCO? That must've been where he bought it.
MASKCO Novelty Store, 2:18 PM
Snake- Hi, I'm Snake. I need to ask about a customer.
Manager- Ok.
Snake- In the past week, has anyone bought a bright yellow, extremely ugly mask?
Manager- Of course. That's our most popular item.
Snake- Damn. Is there anyway I can find out who bought them, like a list or something?
Manager- Why would I keep a list of all my customers, that's stupid. Whoever does that, is an idiot.
Snake- Hmmm...Do you know a man named Cool Len?
Manager- That name sounds familiar...
Snake- I believe he bought a mask here.
Manager- Oh, of course! I remember him, he came in three days ago. Strange looking man, he was wearing this gigantic fake nose, had pirate patches on both of his eyes, and was wearing a mask over his mouth.
Snake- Wow, this guy really likes costumes. He must be hiding his identitty for a reason...
Manager- You know, he also gave me a business card. He said he was working on a movie, and told me to call him if I got in some fake metal, because he needed some for props. Here, take the card.
Cool Len
555-6667
Diamaco Movie Studios
"We put the Fun in CommuFUNism"
Snake- Fun in commufunism? Wow, that's a bad one.
Diamaco Movie Studios, 6:02 PM
Sinclaire- Snake, I thought I told you I don't know who attacked you in the alleyway.
Snake- This is a different case Sinclaire, I'm looking for Cool Len.
Sinclaire- Sorry, I don't know who that is.
Snake- Are you sure? He wears horrible costumes, and has a terrible business card.
Sinclaire- Nope, he doesn't work here. I'd remember a name like "Cool Len", it's such a bad name.
Snake- What movies are in production right now?
Sinclaire- Here, have the list.
Current Productions
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Kangaroo Jack 2- Studio 1
Mr. T saves Washington- Studio 2
Rockin' Rambo- Studio 3
Jibba' Jabba'- Studio 4
Monkey King- Studio 5
Monkey King goes to Summer Camp- Studio 6
Peter Pan and Suicidal Sally- Studio 7
Metal Gear Solid 3- Studio 8
Stutter Rap: The Movie- Studio 9
E.T. 2: Elliot's Revenge- Studio 10
Snake- Metal Gear Solid 3?
Sinclaire- Yeah, we started filming a week ago. It's about Raiden going into the future to stop Hitler who has created an army of baby hitlers.
Snake- But I'm not in it! It's my movie!
Sinclaire- Well, we replaced you with Raiden. He asks for a lot less money.
Snake- That bastard! I'm going down there right now.
Studio 9, 6:15 PM
Snake- Ok, I'm shutting this thing down.
Raiden- Snake, you can't do that.
Snake- And why not, I own the Metal Gear movie rights.
Colonel- I'm afraid not Snake, a mysterious man named Cool Len bought the rights.
Snake- Cool Len! That sneaky bastard. I guess he couldn't kill me, so he just bought the rights himself.
Colonel- You're right! We have to stop him.
Snake- I don't need to stop him, I just need to call the police. I already know who he is.
Raiden- What? How!?
Snake- The clues, Raiden. The clues tell all.
Colonel- Then who is it?
Snake- I'll tell you all tomorrow. Until then, I don't want anyone to work on this movie.
To be Concluded....
In: Act IV: Thy Mystery hasth beenth Solved
Sean Cole's Home, 1:30 PM
Snake- Mr. Cole, I need to ask some questions.
Sean- Ok.
Snake- Did you stab Burt Reynold's lately?
Sean- No. I didn't.
Snake- Are you sure?
Sean- Positive.
Snake- Ok then. When you went to the bakery yesterday, did you see anything unusual?
Sean- Hmmm...yes, a guy with this horrible fake mustache. I mean, I could have killed a rat, taped that rat to my face, and I'd have a more realistic mustache.
Snake- What was so odd about the mustace?
Sean- Well, it was bright yellow, had the words "MASKCO STORE" written on it in huge bold letters, and the glue was actually leaking through the hair.
Snake- MASKCO? That must've been where he bought it.
MASKCO Novelty Store, 2:18 PM
Snake- Hi, I'm Snake. I need to ask about a customer.
Manager- Ok.
Snake- In the past week, has anyone bought a bright yellow, extremely ugly mask?
Manager- Of course. That's our most popular item.
Snake- Damn. Is there anyway I can find out who bought them, like a list or something?
Manager- Why would I keep a list of all my customers, that's stupid. Whoever does that, is an idiot.
Snake- Hmmm...Do you know a man named Cool Len?
Manager- That name sounds familiar...
Snake- I believe he bought a mask here.
Manager- Oh, of course! I remember him, he came in three days ago. Strange looking man, he was wearing this gigantic fake nose, had pirate patches on both of his eyes, and was wearing a mask over his mouth.
Snake- Wow, this guy really likes costumes. He must be hiding his identitty for a reason...
Manager- You know, he also gave me a business card. He said he was working on a movie, and told me to call him if I got in some fake metal, because he needed some for props. Here, take the card.
Cool Len
555-6667
Diamaco Movie Studios
"We put the Fun in CommuFUNism"
Snake- Fun in commufunism? Wow, that's a bad one.
Diamaco Movie Studios, 6:02 PM
Sinclaire- Snake, I thought I told you I don't know who attacked you in the alleyway.
Snake- This is a different case Sinclaire, I'm looking for Cool Len.
Sinclaire- Sorry, I don't know who that is.
Snake- Are you sure? He wears horrible costumes, and has a terrible business card.
Sinclaire- Nope, he doesn't work here. I'd remember a name like "Cool Len", it's such a bad name.
Snake- What movies are in production right now?
Sinclaire- Here, have the list.
Current Productions
------------------
Kangaroo Jack 2- Studio 1
Mr. T saves Washington- Studio 2
Rockin' Rambo- Studio 3
Jibba' Jabba'- Studio 4
Monkey King- Studio 5
Monkey King goes to Summer Camp- Studio 6
Peter Pan and Suicidal Sally- Studio 7
Metal Gear Solid 3- Studio 8
Stutter Rap: The Movie- Studio 9
E.T. 2: Elliot's Revenge- Studio 10
Snake- Metal Gear Solid 3?
Sinclaire- Yeah, we started filming a week ago. It's about Raiden going into the future to stop Hitler who has created an army of baby hitlers.
Snake- But I'm not in it! It's my movie!
Sinclaire- Well, we replaced you with Raiden. He asks for a lot less money.
Snake- That bastard! I'm going down there right now.
Studio 9, 6:15 PM
Snake- Ok, I'm shutting this thing down.
Raiden- Snake, you can't do that.
Snake- And why not, I own the Metal Gear movie rights.
Colonel- I'm afraid not Snake, a mysterious man named Cool Len bought the rights.
Snake- Cool Len! That sneaky bastard. I guess he couldn't kill me, so he just bought the rights himself.
Colonel- You're right! We have to stop him.
Snake- I don't need to stop him, I just need to call the police. I already know who he is.
Raiden- What? How!?
Snake- The clues, Raiden. The clues tell all.
Colonel- Then who is it?
Snake- I'll tell you all tomorrow. Until then, I don't want anyone to work on this movie.
To be Concluded....
In: Act IV: Thy Mystery hasth beenth Solved