A/N: R&R. Ideas are appreciated. Oh, I invented "Phoebe Gun 500" I know what you're thinking but all will be revealed...

A/N: Do not harm pets. They are loving beings that do not deserve cruelty. Especially don't do what you read here to your pet or animals. I don't want PETA or the other PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) on my ass.

So Love Thy Animal! :)

Disclaimer: Don't own Charmed. Don't own anything. Etc.

Setting: Early season four.

The Furry Ones staring in:

The Phoebe Gun 500

Kit and Korn are in the Halliwell manor slowly but surely making their way to Phoebe's room. Kit is taking precautions not to disturb or attract attention from Piper. That soon became unimportant when Korn and Kit heard stuff from Piper's room. Let's just say Piper's having a blast with Leo. Moving on quickly passing Piper's room to Prue's room *Sniff*.

"Korn um lets rest a bit and head to Prue's room."

"Why?"

"Well I remember Prue used to talk to me about her prized possession, besides her camera. Prue called it The Phoebe Gun 500. Prue said to use in a case of dire emergency. "

Kit and Korn entered Prue's room only to find paintings and art equipment. Kit was shocked to see the room looked different.

"What the fuck?"

"What's wrong Kit?"

"..." Kit was shocked.

"What is it Kit? Human caught your tongue?"

"They change Prue's room. I guess someone's living here. Come on, hopefully no one found The Phoebe Gun 500."

"Wait a minute, Piper doesn't know of The Phoebe Gun 500?"

"No Prue knew Piper would take the Phoebe gun away from her. Prue only told me because she thought I was an average cat. Nothing more but the witches loyal familiar."

"Does Piper like Phoebe?" Korn asked.

"No, she only puts up with her. Piper has the amazing ability of patience and tolerance when it comes to Phoebe. Most importantly Piper can reason with the beast."

"Why do you think Phoebe listens to Piper?"

" Honestly I don't know but we need to get The Phoebe Gun 500 soon. Who knows what Phoebe's doing to Kat right now."

"Kat, her name sounds familiar... Kat-"

"She's your youngest sister Korn!"

Meanwhile at Phoebe's room.

Phoebe is playing dress up with Kat. Poor kitty. Anyway Kat is displaying a lovely mustache, and a crew cut along with bright neon pink shorts and a bright neon orange top to go with. Kat is also wearing socks with sandals. *Oh the horror* Phoebe being Phoebe is in her usually wear if you call what she wears clothes. Now Phoebe just got bored and decide to play a game call 'Toss the Kitty.'

"Ok, Kit-number-two up you go" Phoebe tosses Kat in the air at full force. Kat hit's the ceiling she desperately hopes for lighting to strike to end her misery. Kat falling back down moving her four legs in the air. Phoebe fails to catch Kat so Kat falls with a loud thud. Well look at that cats do land on their feet!

"Good Kit-number-two up you go again!" Phoebe tosses Kat in the air. But Kat clings on to the ceiling upside down holding on for dear life.

"Oh Kit-number-two you're such a silly cat. Don't worry I'll save you!"

"Oh shit" Kat mutters. Kat sees Phoebe going for a broom. Suddenly the game change from 'Toss the Kitty' to 'Whack the Cat.' Kat looks like a sad alternative for a piñata right about now.

Thwack Pow Pop Thwack

Well at least Kat's taking this cruelty like a Cat. Phoebe on the other hand is getting quite upset that 'Kit-number-two' doesn't come down. Phoebe is acting like child crossed between a running chicken with is head chop off. Hard to imagine I know but I'm sure the headless moving chicken is offended that I just compared her to Phoebe. Sorry chickadee.

Back at Prue's former room.

"Ha the Phoebe Gun 500 is still in the same place." Kit states.

"Prue tape to the wall! I'm amazed no one noticed this!" Korn exclaims bewilder.

"Well not a lot people notice such small details like decoration on the walls. Except for the person who owns them or if people were pointed out to them before hand. Or unless you're super smart."

"What about Piper?"

"Well Piper hasn't been to the room in the longest time since she and Prue switch rooms. If Piper had been here she was probably consumed by grief to notice. Whoever lives here now might of notice but never bother to touch it."

"So get the Phoebe Gun 500 before Kat learns new things from Phoebe."

"Drat Korn I forgot that the guns too heavy. We're going to have to carry it together."

"Damn cops giving me a ticket! " An unknown voice booms.

Startled Kit and Korn turns around to see a very pale woman with red lipstick on laying on her bed starring aimlessly at the ceiling.

Kit and Korn are in a predicament, incase you haven't notice.

That's all for now.

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Was That Snow White?