A/N: A certain Disney character will not show up. It's just a reference to Paige's paleness. I do like Paige so no Paige hating here, sorry folks. ;) BTW unlike the gender confused Kit I'm a girl.

A/N: If any want to chat with me for the 'Feebee' hating then email me at aidkit10@hotmail.com

(I'm not 10 years old it's just my lucky soccer number.)

Setting: After researching and trying to pin point where Paige finally realize that Piper was better than 'special' this story takes place after Black As Cole. If I get it wrong then pretend its right for the sake of this story. So the Fury ones came in after Black As Cole.

The Furry Ones (minus Kat) staring in:

Was That Snow White? *Yeah a Paige Episode!!!*

Paige turns her head looking at the fury duo, noticing them for the first time. Then Paige turns back to look at the ceiling. Paige puts her index finger on her chin with her thumb underneath. She starts moving her index finger unknowingly as she thinks.

'If I turn my head I won't see two cats.' Paige turns her head once again and sees the fury duo. 'Damn I said I wasn't going to see two cats. Oh what the hell.' Paige looks them up and down. Korn and Kit do the same thing also. Korn was about gas Paige until Kit stops her. Kit told Korn she was curious to talk to her. Paige was flabbergasted as she saw two kitties standing upright communicating in her room of all places.

"Um I take it you two are magical cats."

"That's correct" Kit went on "Who are you?"

"I should be the one asking that question."

"I'm Kit; this is my older sister Korn. I used to live with the former charmed ones."

"And you're here because?"

"Phoebe has been kicking kittens and she has my younger sister Kat. 'Special' I mean Phoebe is my archenemy. Now it's my turn, who are you?"

"I'm Paige the long lost sister of the former charmed ones. Now with me here I complete the power of three."

"Ok lets cut the small talk and get to the point. Are you going to stop us from kicking Phoebe's ass?"

"If anything I'll help you!"

"Wait a minute. You don't like Phoebe also" Korn asks.

"I plea the fifth. I can say for the record that I like Piper a thousands times better." Paige states. Korn signals to Kit to talk to her under Paige's bed.

"Excuse us Paige for a minute."

"Sure."

Once underneath the bed. Korn is quite confused with the whole situation revolving around the Halliwell sisters.

"Kit you're the middle sister and you keep peace between Kat and me right?"

"Right."

"So shouldn't Piper and Paige be fighting against each other not Paige and Phoebe? I mean, since Phoebe is the middle child now, she should be helping Piper and Paige get through their fights. RIGHT?! "

"Wrong. I'm guessing things were like that in the beginning but maybe Paige found her senses. Or maybe a guy called Br*d Kern thinks the viewers of a certain show are idiots and try to pull off the same formula. Prue fighting with Phoebe and Piper the buffer. Now Paige likes Piper and Phoebe fights with Paige."

"I can't wait to meet this Phoebe."

"Trust me you better off not knowing her." Kit and Korn step out underneath the bed.

"So what's your problem with Phoebe," Paige asks.

"I have none except she sat on Kit for five whole minutes. My poor sister smelled her ass. Kit's traumatized to this day," Korn answers.

"You poor thing." Paige gets up and pats Kit's head.

"I'll live. Look the reason we're here is because we are the furry ones.

"Furry ones?"

"Yes, Kat, Korn and I are the Furry Ones. We have magical powers and our propose is to stop evil kitties and people who harm cats. No doubt Phoebe has been hurting kittens. Now she has Kat."

"Ok. Then may I ask what are you guys doing here? Shouldn't you be in Phoebe's room?"

"We're here for The Phoebe Gun 500, Prue made it and left it here tape to the wall. Korn and I were just about to take it when you came in."

"This is too good to be true" says Paige with an ear to ear smile.

"So you're not going to stop us?"

"No unless I get to carry the gun, Kit."

"Fine Paige. Plan Annihilate Phoebe is in order."

"I have the Phoebe Gun 500 Kit."

"Korn how did you-"

"I can move shit remember! I was about to tell you that before Paige came here."

"Silly me I forgot about that power."

"You forget a lot of things!"

"Shush Korn" Kit put her paw over Korn's mouth. Korn being a feisty cat that takes no crap does the unthinkable: She slobbers on Kit's paw. Kit jumps and lands on Paige's head.

"Yuck you SICKO!!" Kit hisses. Paige is trying to stifle her laughter. It's humorous to her that two cats can act so much like people.

"Here you go Paige. Handle it with care its the only way to stop the beast." Korn says as she TK's it to Paige. Paige eagerly takes the Phoebe Gun 500.

"Wow it heavy. So what's the plan to stop my sister?"

"The plan right... Plan Annihilate Phoebe ...um the plan well" Kit struggles.

"You guys have not an idea do you?"

"We had a brilliant plan until Kat screwed it up by running through the glass door. So to answer your question: no."

"Well you guys can crash in my room. And when we're going to get Phoebe we're going to get her good.

"But what about Kat Phoebe has her" Kit exclaims.

"Phoebe is not going to kill her. Phoebe cried for weeks when she saw Bambi for the very first time."

"Kit, Kat is going to be fine. If Phoebe messes with her than we'll kick her ass more. Besides Kat has a hollow head and a thick skull. Nothing important in there." Korn assures.

Next Chapter:

Nothing Like the Smell of Ass in the Morning.