A/N: I know you guys want Phoebe killed already but wait. When she gets whacked it's going to be good. We finally get to know the truth on how Phoebe got that fugly hair cut. Oh thanks for the inspiration Tim Burton.

Disclaimer: I own nothing!

Terminology: Fugly is fuckin' ugly. Phoebanator is every ones worst nightmare.

The Furry Ones staring in:

Scissor Hands

After Kit and Korn found out what had happen too poor Kat they were furious. Well not so furious at first, Kit and Korn were laughing their asses of. After two hours of laughing Kit became furious at Phoebe because she did this to her little sister. Korn on the other hand went to the store with Paige and bought a digital camera. Korn had taken a few photos of Kat. With the help of Paige Korn hopes to put in on the cat porn website because we all know there is a huge market out there for kitty porn. Anyhow Korn had heard that Pussy Cats 'R' Us to be the one web site to post them at. Luckily Kit doesn't know about it.

After Korn and Paige came from the store Kit told Paige if she could make Kat some clothes.

"Sure thing Kit."

"Thanks Paige, make sure its something dark."

"Ok" Paige left the room to get some materials.

"Kit I know that you want to get Phoebe back but we have to wait."

"I can't wait Korn. I think we waited long enough. Look at Kat she is traumatized."

"Ok fines if you must do something then do it on your own. I'm waiting until Paige says the plan that WE all agreed to be is in play."

"Fine I don't need your help only Paige's."

"Don't come crying back to me if Phoebe's ass smothers you." The door is opened and Paige comes out holding her materials in her hand.

"Hey guys what are you talking about?"

"Oh nothing really important just that Kit there wants to make Phoebe pay now instead of waiting for the right moment."

"Kit you know you can't go get your revenge now. We have to kill her when the right time comes. What fun would it be if we use the Phoebe Gun 500 on her now?"

"Not good. Fine I won't kill her but remember you guys were in favor of doing something in the meantime. What happen to making Phoebe looking even more horrendous?"

"Korn she does bring a good point after all we did agree," Paige reasons.

"Not all of us," Kat says.

"Of course we didn't include you not after you ruined the first plan," Korn hisses then continues "fine."

"Ok Paige I need you to say a spell that makes my claws become scissors. Then once you do that you can get back to making clothes for Kat."

"Fine just give me a minute to make up a spell."

"Korn I need you come with me after Paige says the spell. I need you to gas Phoebe and be look out."

"Right Kit."

"Got the spell."

"Great I'm ready." Paige grabs three candles and forms a triangle on the floor. She motions for Kit to get in the middle of the triangle. Once Paige is finished lighting up the candle she begin to chant.

Let this furry one taste revenge

On the evil that bitches to no end

Help her right this huge ass wrong

And give her a catchy kick ass song

Allow the power of a crafty wizard

Make her claws turn to sharp pointy scissors

"Did it work," Korn asks. Suddenly we hear a song boom in the background [*Sing Along*]:

2, 4, 6, 8 who does Kit really hate? It's 'Phoebe'! 'Phoebe'! IT'S 'PHOEBE'!!!

Nevertheless after the song we hear a huge ass applause. *Wow that many of you dislike Phoebe! *

Suddenly Kit's claws begin to change to barber shop scissors.

"It works!"

"Thanks you Paige I really owe you."

"No problem. Letting me kill Phoebe is all a person really needs."

"Come on Korn let's go."

***

The furry duo is in front of Phoebanator's door.

"You know what you're going to do Korn right?"

"Yeah I fart and keep look out."

"Good now go in there." Korn enters and we hear a loud thud followed by Korn yelling out 'TIMBER'.

"Korn you're no lumberjack! Hurry up!"

"One can dream right," Korn says defensively. Kit shakes her head.

"Just stay hear big sis. If I'm not hear in ten minutes send PETA."

"Ok now in you go," Korn shoves Kit through the door.

***

Now in Phoebe's ass smelling room we find our hero, Kit, going over to Phoebe. Phoebe is lying on her back and was about to put on her face, literary. Apparently she has a second skin. Come to think of it maybe she uses her second skin as an alternative for make up. *Man, either theory scares the shit out of Kit and me, the author of this Anti-Phoebe story. * So back to the plot.

Once Kit is by Phoebe she has to resist the urge to finish Phoebe off once for good. But no Kit has to get pay pack for her sister Kat the furless one.

Kit starts sharpening her scissors/claws. Suddenly we hear monk music. The really scary monk music that people use in moves like The Omen. Now Kit begins to chop away at Phoebe's Hair.

Chop, snip, cut, PULL, snip, snap, chop some more. Pull even more.

Finally the music is over and Kit's scissor hands are tried and start cramping up. Then after a while of marveling at her handy work Kit's claws turn to normal. Phoebe starts to stir and Kit runs the hell out of there. Quickly Kit stops running when she notices the door is closed. Kit yells desperately for Korn to open the door.

'Mayday Mayday the Phoebanator's is getting up run for cover' Kit's brain signals to her body.

"Shit Korn Open the Door Please"

'Mayday the Phoebanator is getting up. Run for cover now!!!' Kit's brain is signaling at a rushed pace.

"Korn I let you beat the shit out of Kat please open the door."

'Run for cover you dip shit she's coming' Kit's brain finally tells her.

"Ok," Korn opens the door and Kit runs out of there. Korn follows Kit to Paige's room.

****

"I did it Paige! I gave her the ugliest haircut on earth."

"Oh I got to see this" Paige gets up to pay Phoebe a visit.

Meanwhile, Phoebe feels something is wrong. She's thinking she must hit her head harder than she thought because she just saw a cat run out of her room. With this feeling Phoebe goes to the bathroom and looks in the mirror. We hear a bloodcurdling scream and with that Paige runs into the room.

"My FACE! MY FACE! I forgot to put on my face." Phoebe yells.

"AAAAAHHhhhhh! I found you face put it on quickly!"

"Thanks Paige." Phoebe puts her face back on.

"Uh Phoebe have you look in the mirror lately," Paige says starting to laugh.

"Yes all the time. Why why are you laughing at me?"

"Look in the mirror and you see." Phoebe goes to the mirrors.

"Wow since when did I get this haircut. It's fabulous Paige."

"What the Fuck?" *Same here Paige* Paige thinks it's horrible like the rest of the world.

"What Paige you don't know how much this style costs at the salon."

"What a quart- well look at the time I got to go" Paige scurries of.

'Unbelievable poor Kit. When I tell her she's going to flip.'

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