A/N: Sorry for taking so long in posting this Craptacular chapter up. I blame school and 'Lyssie'. Why 'Lyssie' you ask well because I feel like blaming her. A-yup.

A/N: Warning I get a little graphic in this craptacular chapter and someone does die. Please review: comments are appreciated.

The furry ones in:

Another Reason to Slaughter 'Special'

When Piper and Paige and the rest of the better posse returned from Gilligan's Island Phoebe had hell to pay. But before that was to happen Leo used his special powder on Whitney. Darryl said his goodbyes for both him and Whitney and hopes to spend time under better circumstances.

Once Darryl and Whitney left Leo had to leave to train a whitelighter but would be back shortly. When all that was over with Piper made Phoebe stand in the corner for five minutes as a time out. Then afterward Phoebe was sent to the basement and never to come out until she knew what zero plus zero equals. That ladies and gentlemen looks as though will never see Phoebe again.

In the Kitchen.

"Piper why didn't you put her in the cage?"

"Paige oh you have so much to learn."

"Piper you're avoiding the question."

"There's a good reason because 'once upon a time' Phoebe thought the cage was 'kinky' and decide to call her buddies... if you get my drift"

"Ew loud and clear. How about we go shopping?"

" What about Phoebe-"

"Piper Leo can watch her while you and me go out shopping. Please if I spend another moment with Phoebe I'll be left with no choice but to... never mind."

" I'll just let that slide Paige but fine I'll go," Piper gives in reluctantly but is thankful for the time away from watching the irresponsible Phoebe.

"Ah Paige do me a favor and wait here to keep an eye on the basement door."

"Piper I need to change too you know!"

" I know but I just don't want Phoebe coming out before we leave. I she sees us she'll just tag along and make me pay for her crap."

"Fine," Paige gives in. Piper leaves then. Paige waits a minute or so to go get the furry ones then comes back to the kitchen.

***

In the Basement.

After unsuccessfully using her last brain cell Phoebe still didn't know what zero plus zero equals.

"Screw it" Phoebe said giving up than only to burst in heaps of giggles when a very disgusting thought ran into her mind.

"Who should I screw over?" Then Paige came to her head. Oh how Phoebe loved to blame Paige for things.

"It's your fault Paige you ruined my wedding."

Or

" Paige It's your fault you ruined my dress." Phoebe loved it more when she blames Paige in front of Piper, because after all everything had to be about Phoebe.

So Phoebe crawled up the stairs because she forgot momentarily how to walk. Very slowly Phoebe opened the door.

***

In the kitchen the furry ones stood on top of the table with their heads down while waiting for the rest of Paige's lecture to finish.

"Look I'm going to leave soon you guys. So Kat and Korn you are going to have to at least call a truce until I come back ok."

"Sure Paige," Korn and Kat echoed. Suddenly there's an ear wrenching sound. It sounds like a holler monkey. Oh sweet Jebus.

"My kitty!!! My kitty!!" Phoebe runs toward the furry ones. Kit, Korn and Kat all run in circles because they can't think straight. They panic since they don't know which cat 'special' is referring to.

Kit and Kat both grab Korn and throw her at Phoebenator. The Phoenenator catches Korn in her left hand and stops from going after the remaining furry ones. Kit and Kat both not waiting to relive the time with 'special' head out of the kitchen to seek haven in the living room.

"My kitty I miss you so much." Instantly Kit and Kat feel extremely guilty for sacrificing their older sister. The currently cowardly duo looks on through the kitchen door on to of the living room couch.

"Paige" Kit and Kat scream but Paige is nowhere in sight. WTF!

The Phoebenator start shaking Korn in a very careless manner. Then Paige comes to the rescue with a state of the art chef's knife. Then the unexpected happens:

"You shall never have two arms again," screeches Paige as she chops Phoebe left arm off. * Don't worry kiddies Phoebe didn't feel a thing because she's too cold hearted. * Then the decapitated arm lets go of Korn as it fly's out of the Kitchen. Kit and Kat just look on shocked as they seen the whole thing unfold.

Korn hits the floor and is knock out. Kit sees Korn current state and wants to go and help. Kit stops though as she sees the decapitated arm head towards Kat.

In Slow Motion.

The arm is spinning, as it is just milliseconds away from hitting Kat. Kit takes off running and jumps in front of Kat to take the brunt of the impact. The arm tackles both Kit and Kat as they go falling backwards of the arm of the couch to the seat cushions.

Kit and Kat are both knocked out but remarkably the flying deadly arm still has momentum. The arm continues on its destructive journey as it makes a U-turn and heads back to the kitchen.

Meanwhile Paige hits Phoebe in the head with a wooden chair. Phoebe doesn't go down. Paige hits Phoebe in the head with a metal chair. Still Phoebe doesn't go down. Paige gives up and starts to give Phoebe two black eyes.

Phoebe doesn't fight back because she doesn't want to give any attention to Paige. Besides Phoebe is also thinking about how she's going to dress herself with one arm.

Anyway the decapitated arm with the life of it's own, fly's back to Phoebe's direction. The arm then changes directions and stops to pick up a frying pan. Then the arm goes and hits Paige in the head knocking her out. Dropping the frying pan the deadly arm goes to Phoebe only to give her a good beating. I mean a really good hand slapping type of beating.

"Why are you hitting me," Phoebe asks.

The arm stops and thinks before it reply's. Then the arm speaks with the index through the pinky finger close together acting as the upper mouth and the thumb acting as the lower one.

" You took me for granted," the arm says continuing with " I'm just paying you back for sticking MY finger up your nose."

"But they're my fingers too," the Phoebenator states.

"That's it" the arm says and keeps on beating Phoebe. 'Special' runs to the living room with the arm in tow. Now the Phoebenator's mad hear her bitch.

"No more!" Phoebe grabs her un-obedient arm with her right hand and she shoves it underneath the couch cushions and sits on it. Only it's not the only thing she's sitting one. Phoebe's too 'special' to realize she's sitting on Kit and Kat. Oh no one of them isn't going to make it.

Stay tune.