A/N: Sorry ppl for the long wait. It has been more than a month since I last posted. I was forced by a certain cult to post my fic. SO there. If things seem off or anything I'm sure Kt will point them out and laugh at me. Don't worry folks.

A/N: Keep in mind this is a parody!

Disclaimer: I don't own any characters of any TV show except the furry ones excluding Kit.

The Furry Ones in

I'll Swap Her For Her

"What is this moving under me?" The 'Special' One asks. Kit is freakin' terrified because her greatest fear has come true once again.

"Kat are you all right?" Kit asks her younger sister but receives nothing in response. Worried Kit tries to move her despite the difficulty of being underneath 'Special' ass. Still Kat has done nothing.

Kit only does what anyone who is desperate enough would do which is bite 'Special' in the ass. Poor Kit is never going to live that down.

"OW!" 'Special' screams as she finally gets her ass of the two furry ones. Kit lets go of her hold on Phoebe to make sure that Kat is ok. Sadly Kat is dead. That's right people dead!

But before I get into that sad crap the heroic and beloved arm has ceased to kick Phoebe around instead the arm looks as if it is sleeping...

"NO! Kat wake up," Kit tries and tries but nothing still. At this point Paige and Korn enter and see Kit by the lifeless Kat. Paige and Korn see the look on Kit's face and instantly they know Kat is gone and Phoebe the 'Special' one is at fault.

"Oops I sat on her on accident." Phoebe says in an un-carrying manner and in shocked tone.

Korn is pissed off and starts to kick the shit out of Phoebe. Paige soon joins Korn to kick Phoebe ass. Kit on the other hand doesn't want to touch 'Special' she's too grief stricken and feels that it is her fault that this all happened to her sister.

"Aw you really do love me! All of this for me?" Said a voice. A voice that belonged to Kat!

"Kat...how is- but you're dead! You're dead...right?" Kit stammers.

At that both Paige Korn and 'Special' stop and stare at Kat.

"Duh," Kat exclaims.

"Kat you know you stay dead right," Paige tells her. Phoebe is bewilder because never in her life has she seen cats talking. This only adds to the fact that Phoebes' powers are lame and useless.

"Yes and I can't stay long Mama Cat is calling," says Kat.

"Mama? But I don't see her!" Korn says.

"You aren't meant to see her Korn neither are you Kit. She says not to worry because she says I will be back. Enjoy your time with out me as much as you can my overbearing sisters," exclaims Kat.

"Wait Kat where are you going? You can't leave us, without you there are no Furry Ones!" Kit says as if those words would force Kat to stay.

" The Furry Ones will do fine without me. You don't need me as of yet," states Kat and continues to say "See yeah suckers, I'm going to the good place! Boy did I prove you wrong Korn!"

"Yes you did little sister... yes you did," Is all Korn manages to say before Kat is greeted by 'Mama Cat' and ascends upwards to the so-called 'good place'.

*** Somewhere on the other side of San Fran

Kiwi looks in the Cat-Times, the kitty newspaper for all the magical cats in the city. (Sound familiar?) Kiwi is a bright cat and her favorite hobby is to see who died today! How um... fun?

Nevertheless word travels fast when a magical cat dies so when Kiwi saw in bold print the words: Kat the Cat died, cause of death was smothered by a human ass. Right below a picture of Kat who is apparently drunk.

Kiwi thought the word 'Cat' sounded familiar…

*** At the Manor

Paige has told Piper about the furry ones but not why they are there. 'Special' hasn't a clue either so all is good.

At the funeral reception friends and former innocents pay their respects to that annoying cat, Kat. Guess who is also there! Well it is no one other than Kiwi. (This should sound freakin' familiar)

" I just want to say how sorry I am for your loss," Kiwi says to both Kit and Korn as she lends out her paw for a friendly shake.

As Korn grabs her paw she is struck by Kiwi as of someone she has already known. Of course Korn passes this off as being hungry and heads to get some food and a soda. Kit manages to make small talk with Kiwi and ask her how she found out about the funeral reception.

Kiwi replies that she has been a fan of the Furry Ones since they were first published in the Cat-Times. Kit still doesn't know what to think and tells Kiwi if she want to self serve her self some drinks. Kiwi takes the hint and goes.

Korn comes back with a soda and joins Kit and soon after they are greeted by the Charmed Ones.

"What was all that about," asks the powerful witch of them all, Piper.

" Wait you saw what happened?"

"Yes actually we all did we couldn't help but to ease drop," states Piper.

"What do you think I should do? I mean do we invite her to some food," questions Kit.

"I don't see why not," replies Paige.

So the remaining Furry Ones and Charmed Ones head over to Kiwi.

"I don't believe you told me your name?" Kiwi is shocked that the Furry Ones and the Charmed Ones are talking to her.

"My name is Kiwi and I feel as though I have some unknown connection with you and Korn."

"Excuse me but how is it you know our names," questions Korn being overprotective. Korn also receives stares from the rest the gang for being so inconsiderate. Well most of the gang stares except for 'Special' who's middle name is 'inconsiderate' and... Wait I can't go one the are too much middle names for 'Special'.

"I read about you and your sister's in the newspaper," Kiwi replies uncertain if Korn will like her or eat her.

"I still don't understand why you are here," questions Korn in a scary kind a way.

"Excuse me I got to be going now," says Kiwi as she heads out the door.

Stay tuned and if you people are lucky I might post more in the next couple of days...or hours.