A/N: This crap is taking a lot more time than I originally thought it would. Oh well I'll finish one day...in the very distant future.

A/N: Review away.

The New Furry Ones in

Crappy Fun (Part 1)

In the next two days things are running as normal as they could be...well not really. The arm is still hibernating, Kat is still dead and the rest of the group is debating whether or not they should look for Kiwi.

"I was mean?"

" Yes Korn, looking at that poor feline as if you were going to snap her pretty head off would be considered mean in my book," Kit says.

"Well in my book it says I'm stupid for not going ahead with it."

"What are you two talking about? I don't see your books," says the nitwit, Phoebe, also known as 'special'.

"SHUT UP PHOEBE," both Kit and Korn screams.

Phoebe being yelled at by two cats runs to no one else than Cole for the billionth time. Suddenly out of nowhere Kat falls from the ceiling in a mist of blue orbs landing on her ass. Kit and Korn are shocked.

"Kat is that really you," questions Kit.

"Yes, I am your Cat lighter for here on out."

"Cat lighter? What the Fu-"

"Whoa there, Korn chill for a moment and let me explain," says Kat. Kit slaps Kat who finally takes the hint that there ready to listen now.

"The Cat Elders gave me an offer that I was force to take because apparently the things I did in my life were going to send me to Cat Hell."

"Go figure," states Korn knowing all a long.

"Anyway I took the job as a Cat lighter so I can amend my past ways and plus I get cool powers this time. Also I'm now immortal and I have to guide the Furry ones and heal them at all cost."

"There is no Furry ones it all died with you, or have you forgotten?"

"Right you two don't know about Kiwi. Silly me."

"Kiwi? What does the furry ones have to do with her" questions Kit.

"First I need you two to promise me that you are not going to flip, ok?"

"We promise," says Kit.

"Good because Kiwi is our half sister-"

"WHAT," yells the flipped out Korn.

"Look um man this is hard I rather have Mom explain her hooker ways to you two."

"How dare you, Kat speak of mom like that-" Kit says only to be cut off by Kat.

"You talking about me here Kit, the screw up of the family and the one who should be in cat hell right about now."

"She does have a point Kit," reasons Korn for the first time.

"Fine we have to summon mom. Then after she explains this too us, we are going to have to look for Kiwi and drag her here."

"Wait we're going to have to fill in the Piper and Paige of our plans so they could help with finding Kiwi," says Kat.

As Korn was about to leave to inform the better of the Charmed ones Phoebe bumps into her. Kat quickly orbs out.

"There Cole you see those are the mean cats that yelled at me!"

Both Kit and Korn know how to act like innocent normal cat. They meow and stare at 'Special' and Cole.

"Phoebe, my whore, they don't look as if they could yell at you. Did you hear them meowing?"

"No Cole these cats are magical and the told me to shut up. Well kill them anyway."

"Sure thing Freebee." Suddenly Cole is stopped in his place almost as if he is paralyzed from the neck down.

"Don't you dare touch those cats," says the all-powerful Piper (yay!) accompanied by Paige " I can't believe you Phoebe, haven't those cats been through enough especially since you killed their sister!"

"Piper, Paige, they yelled at me."

"Phoebe I could care less! And you Cole get the hell out of my house you, home wrecker," says Paige with great fury. She looks as if she could ORB him to death.

"But, but Piper."

"Phoebe I'm losing my patience with you more and more as the days pass. All you care about is yourself call me when you found the Phoebe I felt was the most unselfish person from three years ago."

"BURN," says Paige as she picks up Kit and Korn and follows Piper to the Kitchen.