"Kiki, is that you're full name?" Elrond asked.
"Let it go, she left you." Aragorn tried to comfort the older man in his own way.
"Actually, my full name is Kia'warinawen Astalder Danyel Celleana, but everyone calls me Kiki for short." She was going to say that her father named her, but Elrond had fainted. "Uhh, yeah," Aragorn and several others picked up Elrond and moved him to an antechamber. Kiki followed, angry. Her name wasn't so bad. Aragorn looked at her; didn't say anything, just looked. One of the healers had been called in to help him. Slowly he sat up again, saw Kiki, and screamed incoherently.
"What's up with him?" Kiki asked. Aragorn stood near his adopted father.
"He must tell you, not I." He replied. Elrond was crying silently in a corner.
"Well, if the name my father gave me is too frightening, then forget it!" Kiki thought fear should be inspired by deeds not a name. Names could be changed too easily. Elrond walked over to the quarreling humans.
"Kia'warinawen Astalder was to be my child, my daughter. Before she was born, her mother ran away from me. My first wife was named Eressëaiauana." He looked about to cry. Kiki walked over to him. She'd be the first to admit she wasn't very grateful to her host, but in one fell blow she gained a father out of this man.
"Let us tell Arwen and the children." Aragorn just wanted to get out of the stifling room. He was drowning in emotions.
"Yeah, let's go inform my siblings." Kiki said "Just one question. Am I older than Arwen? In theory at least." Elrond blinked
"Well, you'd be older than Arwen." Elrond replied.
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As the group entered the room, havac had been wrought on the room.
"ROBBERT JOSEPH CELLEANA, JENNIFER CHRISTINE CELLEANA! WHERE THE FUC-KIWI ARE YOU?" she paused for a minute "AND BRING ARWEN, TOO!" The two kids wandered sheeplishly in.
"Yeah, wha'." Bobby resorted to stuborness to counter his sisters' anger. It wasn't working, just like so many other times before. Neither of them had Arwen.
"Oi, ya'll didn't throw Arwen out a window, like your last sitter? If you did, your in deep shivitsky." Shivitsky means $@!T, Kiki invented it. She invented lots of new words to keep her siblings, HALF-siblings, mouths out of the gutter.
So, what's up with Arwen? DID they throw her out the window? Hm, I wonder. Might be a good idea, I wonder. So what do YOU think? I'm about ready to cancle this story. I know it's bad, but I'd appreciate it if you told me.