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A muffled 'mmmumph' came from the window. Kiki ran over to the sound. Arwen was dangling out the window tied to a chair that was tied to the railing on the balcony.
"MMMMMUMPH!" She screamed.
"III TOOOLD YOU!" Kiki yelled down to the other woman. She grabbed the makeshift rope; it was a silk scarf.
"I'll have her up in a minute." Kiki said to poor ol' Elrond. Heaving on the scarf, Kiki felt rather than saw the scarf start to rip. The chair was almost within her reach.
"Gotcha!" Kiki said as she caught the chair as the scarf tore in two. "All those who saw that coming, raise your hand." Both Bobby and Jenny raised their hands, (I hope you did too, that was SO obvious.) "Girl, you've *got* to loose some weight, your heavier than Bobby and Jenny together." Kiki said to the indignant Arwen who replied with
"*Snort* oho rrr ivn Th errr 'n' OTT verr pooot!"
"And I thought Bobby could talk weird. I don't even think that was even Sindarian."
"Now, now, don't go ripping each other up." Said Elrond. Aragorn just stared at the two of them.
"OK, Elrond…maybe you're right." He said.
"immm aat?" said the still gagged girl
"Tell you later."
"ooo, owww!"
"Later."
"OWWW!"
"LATER, PUTRECENT PUSS FACE!"
"OO piddle mitch."
"Want to say that again?"
"OO piddle mitch." She enunciated every syllable through the gag.
"Amin feuya ten' lle, Saurar." Arwen's eyes got really big when Kiki started speaking fluent Sindarian.
"Kiki," Elrond said like a father reprimanding his daughter, "No need to insult her."
"She called me a B! +(#, I think I retaliated appropriately."
"How did you know what she was saying, all I heard was MUMUPH?" Aragorn insisted on knowing
"Ever try to talk to Bobby during a meal?" asked Kiki
"No"
"He sounds much like that." Kiki stood still for a moment before saying, "Father, would you sent a message to Frodo Baggins?"
"Certainly."
"Tell him to contemplate the idea, he won't get it."
"OK…o_O."
~~~ A New Council ~~~
"Someone must take the ring to Mordor. I know that this will be a hard road, hardest of all for the ring-barer. I know that the fellowship of all that are brave enough to follow him will break much to everyone's peril. But I also know that if no one goes, Middle-Earth is doomed." Kiki said, wearing a nice pair of pants.
"I council a representative from each race; Man, Elf, Dwarf, Halfling, Istari." Said Elrond.
"You forgot one." Said Kiki
"Really, what one?" Asked Boromir with a ton of sarcasm.
"Woman, of course. Unless you can prove that I'm too weak to bring along." She drew herself up in her chair, bristling.
"I don't fight women, it is indecent." He responded. Kiki said nothing, she just leaped up from her chair, strode across the room in one step, and had a dagger pointed at his throat in one fluid motion. She had put all the elves to shame with her gracefulness and the men with her speed.
"Ya' wanta rethink that?" Kiki asked.
Frodo had been thinking, did he really want to lose the ring? It was sooo gold and shiiiney. Kiki lowered her wepon, and Boromir tackled her.
Dun, dun, duh! What'll we think of next? Okey-day, enough rambelings. I'm SO SO SO sorry I didn't get this chapter up last night, most of it was writen today. But anywho, I'll be writing more by Wednesday.