Secret: make yama stop singing someone!

Me: see the something something…sugarplums, chocolate bars…something something…dance the minuet with the candied fairies…la la la la la la as the pirouette. See the FAIRY PRINCESS * goes on and on *

Secret: she doesn't even know half the words -_-'

Me: would you rather have me sing something else?

Secret: maybe…

Me: Ok! * Sings * Spiderman Spiderman radioactive Spiderman

Secret: NO! Not that again!

~*~Yamachan's POV~*~

Good thing she didn't go in detail, but she was blushing like crazy. I was wondering when this was going to finish. I yawned, signaling I was tired and that she should continue quickly. "I can take a hint…" she retorted. "I'll hurry."

~*~Secret's POV~*~

Will she ever make up her mind? Dam counterpart…

I awoke to the sounds of birds. Wait a minute…birds? I never heard birds in my chamber. Oh yeah…I remembered where I was. I wasn't in my chamber. I was in Pharaoh's. He was currently sleeping, snoring quietly. His arm draped around me. I slowly moved it away. What had I done? I had broken rules before, but not to this extent. So I toured the pyramids and tombs but that was nothing compared to sleeping with the Pharaoh. I wondered if the guards…uh-oh. This hadn't occurred to me before.

Surely, anyone with common sense would have seen me go out the doors, but I hadn't left. It was morning now. Late morning from what I could tell. If I were to leave now, wouldn't they…oh no. This was bad. I felt like an idiot. Why hadn't I thought of that?

The Pharaoh turned and faced me, smiling. He was still asleep though. That's why I hadn't thought. I was too busy with him. I started to worry. Oh! My morning duties! I had to be in the kitchens and…and…and feed pharaoh! Oh would they punish me for this. Not really punish, punish meant a hanging or having your head chopped off. More like…I would get a beating. I had grown used to it. I always managed to do something to upset someone. I either spilled a drop of water, or gave an innocent creature some milk, or be late, or not do anything wrong because if I didn't it meant no reason for being tortured.

It still hurt, but luckily I hadn't any scars. It was against rules to shed blood of anyone unless the Pharaoh approved it. I chuckled. Then maybe I could get away with a lot of things. I could go and kick those jerk guards. Heh heh…pharaoh couldn't kill me for that. Maybe this wasn't so bad. My selfish side again, thinking…I hated it when it did that. Always got in me into trouble…like it did now. "We have to end this." I whispered to no one in particular, just to myself. "We're breaking rules and we can't d-"

"Can't what?" "AH!" I rolled over balling my fists. I realized who it was. When did he wake up? "You're not going to hurt me are you sweet secret?" I blushed. "N-no." He dismissed it and started something else. "What were you saying?" "Me? Oh just…nothing." I could see he didn't quite believe me. Maybe some girly charm would work on him. I crawled over to him and put my arms around him. "Nothing…dear Pharaoh. Nothing at all." I couldn't tell him.

"Don't deceive me secret." Dam. Didn't work. "You want to end…what we have?" "No of course not." "You want to forget about last night and everything don't you?" he looked at me with sadness in his eyes. "I don't want to my Pharaoh, but it's going against Egyptian laws. You're-" I caught myself. "We're…both… breaking rules here." He smirked. That was the last thing I expected him to do.

"I see. And exploring without permission is not a rule-breaker?" I gasped. How did he know that? "How do you-" "I know everything." He said simply. Well, that was comforting. "Pharaoh, how do I…get to… my chambers?" his response was quick. "Simple. I know what you're thinking. The guards. They change shift every once in a while. The same guards that saw you come in, are now at their other duties." I should've known that. "I knew that."

~*~Yami's POV~*~

I finally had her. Not to sound possessive, but I loved her more than anything. She was the only one who saw beyond my class. And I saw beyond hers. I wondered…would she accept my next proposal? If she didn't, that would be all right. I could wait for it. Anything for my little secret…

~*~Secret's POV~*~

"I think I should leave Pharaoh. It has been late and I have other duties." He smiled at me. "You only have one duty now. You are a dancer." "You forget who brings your meals to you." I said to him. "No. I relieve you of that. You are only a dancer. You shall come here, with me, every night. If you wish to dance with the others, acceptable…but my queen will not overwork herself." He smiled down at me. I wasn't smiling. His queen? Was he asking me… "I thank you for that Pharaoh, but…queen?"

"Maybe a more formal approach. Seeing how far we've gotten, would you like to be my queen?" REAL formal there Pharaoh. Would I! How many servants got asked that question. I could've fainted again. There my selfish side went again. I couldn't possibly…marry the Pharaoh. The subject of rules came back. Hell with it secret! You've broken almost every rule there is. "Pharaoh, you're reputation…ruined. If we do…" He seemed to glow for a second, as if I was readily accepting his proposal. Was I? Sort of. More like questioning it. "If we do, then your people may rebel against you. They might not be fond of the idea of their king with a servant girl." "Dancer." "Yes, dancer girl."

"Well, your name may provide the answer." My name? Secret? How was that…oh. I got it. Funny. I giggled. "I understand." He took my face in his hands and pulled me closer to his. "Then you accept?" he inquired me slowly. "I…accept." He leaned in to kiss me. In less than a whole day, I went from servant girl to Pharaoh's queen…I was the happiest girl in Egypt.

~*~Yami's POV~*~

She accepted! She swallowed her fear and she accepted. We were going to marry, in secret of course. But no one had to know anyways. It wasn't important for them to know. I couldn't believe my luck. Destiny was favoring me. And of course…her. I didn't want her to leave. She could stay in my chambers and live lavishly, which she would be doing as soon as she was queen. "Secret…stay here. Don't leave." She smiled at me. "Not now, Pharaoh. When we are proper, then I may come here and stay with you. But right now, I'm your dancer, and you're my king." I sighed. Couldn't have everything.

~*~Secret's POV~*~

I was back in my chambers. It looked significantly smaller now. And in one day I had gotten used to the softness of his bed and the warmth. But I would be there again soon. Very soon. How lucky was I? Never had fate chosen me for anything good, but I had come so far. I wasn't alone anymore. I was interrupted in my thoughts by a crash. A loud crash. My walls shook. What was that?

I got up and crawled over to the little hole that I had made into a window. No bigger than my fist, but big enough to see what was going on. Of course…the game. I looked at the players. A noble I think…and…Pharaoh?! He was playing? I had never seen him play before, but I knew he was invincible in the game. I was worried. I prayed he wouldn't get hurt. This noble played very well from what it seemed like. But of course, the outcome was inevitable. My king had won. I sagged.

Thank Ra he was all right and lived through. I hated this game. Why did they play it? Greed obviously. Not that my Pharaoh was greedy, but a bit cocky at times. He played for the fun of it all. I sat again in my small, congested room. I was bored. It was still daylight. I had no work, since I was stripped of my duties. I had the whole day free. What was I to do?

I looked out my 'window' again. Just sand. And pyramids…pyramids? When was the last time I went exploring? I couldn't even remember. Perfect I was free until evening. I could have fun and go sightseeing forever. Maybe even have a chance to read the hieroglyphs. I could read a little, but I never had the time to read a whole wall or entry or something like that. Yes, that's what I would do. Go on an adventure. I sneaked out of the secret passageway that led from the throne room directly outside.

No one saw me. The throne room was empty. Good. I made sure no one was near me outside and I left the hole. Which one should I explore today? Decisions decisions. Then I saw something. A person? A guard? Who was it? It was a somebody. He had just entered a pyramid. I don't think I knew him. But then again, I was very far from him and couldn't identify from all the way here. Well well, today just got more interesting. I headed off towards the same pyramid he went through.

I stepped inside. Much cooler in here, than in the blazing sun. I had been here before. It also had tombs for the deceased Pharaohs. I knew it by heart of course. Then I heard a voice. Was it the person I had saw earlier? No, there was more than one voice and they were coming from outside. "I'm sure of it. I saw it with my own 2 eyes. Someone is in there!" Uh-oh…trouble again.

I searched my mind and tried to remember... There was a hiding place near. Just needed to walk, or run in this case, a little further, then turn to the right corridor. There should be a chipped block. It's movable, with some effort and I could slip in. I started to jog, but as soon as I turned I bumped into someone. "Oof!" We both said and sprawled on the floor. It was…a man. I didn't know who though.

"Watch where you're going pathetic female!" He growled. I didn't have time for this. "Guards are approaching! Hide hide!" he didn't pay attention and kept walking along. "Yeah right…" he muttered. Fine with me, I didn't care. I started looked around, me eyes searched frantically for a chipped block. He sneered at me. "You'll never escape them by just standing there woman." I glared at him.

"Yes!" I found it. The little chipped corner. I started to heave it over. This thing was heavy! It budged! A centimeter. I cursed. I didn't notice the man was still behind me. Eyeing me. "What!" "You better hurry. They'll be here any second." He said. I noticed some fear. He was just testing if there really were guards coming. I didn't care he could get caught. I could hide. It hadn't dawned on me that maybe he was an undercover guard or if he did get caught he could easily snitch on me.

At the rate I was going, this block wouldn't move until the next 20 centuries. But it didn't matter. I could hear them, they were inside!! And apparently he had heard them too, because he came over and helped me. "Push!" He yelled. It worked. We both scrambled in and then began to close it. The guards entered and we froze. It was almost closed. We were scrunched up. It wasn't exactly roomy.

We didn't even dare to breathe. We just stared at each other, both of us hoping that they couldn't see us through the small opening. "Where are they Obaid?" "I know I saw someone enter! I did!" "You and your eyes Obaid, let's leave." 'Obaid' grumbled and left. We both let out our breathes in a giant 'Whoosh'. I crawled out first. Then he followed. I thanked him for helping me move the block. He huffed, "I did it so I could hide. I could care less about you." I mumbled something that should never be said.

He ignored it. "Now where is it?" "Where is what?" "None of your business fool." "I saved you! You ungrateful kalb!" his eyes narrowed in anger. "What did you just call me?" "KALB. Get it through your thick head." He smirked. "Actually, who needed saving? I did help you move the block." He seemed to have forgotten I had called him a very bad name.

I was curious as to what he was looking for. "What are you doing here?" "I could ask you the same thing." I let it go. He wasn't going to tell me. "The tombs if you must know." I laughed. "You don't know where they are?" He scowled. "And you do?" "As a matter of fact, kalb, I do." "Quit it…what in the name of Ra is your name anyways?" "Secret." I replied simply.

"Secret?" he raised an eyebrow. "Yeah you got a problem Kalb?" "I said stop. You don't need to know my name. Not enough respect have you deserved. Bakura."

Secret: Ok, I'd use his Egyptian name but that's for Sai only. Only she uses his name, so I just used the name Bakura, and yes it really is the hot tomb robbin bakura.

Me: -_-' Not enough respect have you deserved? That makes no sense grammatically whatsoever.

Secret: you know what? Ever sine you started school you've been acting like a smart poo-head.

Me: poo-head?

Secret: * angrily mumbling 'go review' * Kalb.

Me: Kothi!

Secret: Baka!

Me: …pagul! Heh heh…we're tri-lingual. ^_^