*~This one's hard to keep up with, so fasten your seat belt!




Leonardo- "Turning into Splinter" (spoof of: "Turning Japanese")
(song link: http://www.geocities.com/ziptangoszone/midis/japanese.mid )


Oh, Master Splinter
you're my hero
no one can replace
In the dojo
I'd do anything for approval on your face

Oh, Master Splinter
They do not see
it is an honor
for you to lead
They tease me, but I'll make sure they do it no more

I've got your teachings, I've got your teachings
I will give them a good lecture myself
Maybe some meditating, meditating helps
Maybe someday they'll try to understand us more
You've got me fighting up, I'm fighting down, I'm fighting in, and I'm fighting 'round.

I'm turning into Splinter, I think I'm turning into Splinter, I really think so
I'm turning into Splinter, I think I'm turning into Splinter, I really hope so
I'm turning into Splinter, I think I'm turning into Splinter, I really think so
I'm turning into Splinter, I think I'm turning into Splinter, I really hope so

I've got your teachings, I've got your teachings
I will give them a good lecture myself
Maybe some meditating, meditating helps
Maybe someday they'll try to understand us more
You've got me fighting up, I'm fighting down, I'm fighting in, and I'm fighting 'round.

I'm turning into Splinter, I think I'm turning into Splinter, I really think so
I'm turning into Splinter, I think I'm turning into Splinter, I really hope so
I'm turning into Splinter, I think I'm turning into Splinter, I really think so
I'm turning into Splinter, I think I'm turning into Splinter, I really hope so

No fun, no games, no pop
no pizza, no tricks, no wonder they are
thinking I'm strange for following your footsteps
they avoid me because of the rules I have kept

That's why I'm turning into Splinter, I think I'm turning into Splinter, I really think so
I'm turning into Splinter, I think I'm turning into Splinter, I really hope so
I'm turning into Splinter, I think I'm turning into Splinter, I really think so
I'm turning into Splinter, I think I'm turning into Splinter, I really hope so

I'm turning into Splinter, I think I'm turning into Splinter, I really think so
I'm turning into Splinter, I think I'm turning into Splinter, I really hope so
I'm turning into Splinter, I think I'm turning into Splinter, I really think so
I'm turning into Splinter, I think I'm turning into Splinter, I really hope so



*~by Ziptango