*~This is a good one! Happy singing!
The Shredder- "Pretty Shy (for a Bad Guy)" (spoof of "Pretty Fly" by Offspring)
(song link: http://www.geocities.com/ziptangoszone/midis/prettyfly.mid )
Flip that cape now Saki, uh huh, uh huh
Flip that cape now Saki, uh huh, uh huh
Flip that cape now Saki, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say he's pretty shy for a bad guy
Uno dos tres, do exactly what he says!
He's a hunk metal
Leader of the foot clan
Rival of the turtles
All the way from Japan
Once he pissed a rat off
who wanted his revenge
so he raised four turtles
And if they won, well, that depends
So don't debate, accept your fate
You know he'll have you in his power anyway
Gotta rule with fear, keep the foot near
He'll find a way, he'll find a way
So the turtles fight, with all their might
And when it is all over, everything is alright
Because he rarely wins anyway
so hey, hey do that evil thing!
Flip that cape now Saki, uh huh, uh huh
Flip that cape now Saki, uh huh, uh huh
Flip that cape now Saki, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say he's pretty shy for a bad guy
He always sends the Foot
To do his dirty work
He takes April hostage
So he's always called a jerk
But he's got bigger problems, yeah,
And maybe someday he'll learn
That the turtles live
underground in a sewer cavern
So don't debate, accept your fate
You know he'll have you in his power anyway
Gotta rule with fear, keep the foot near
He'll find a way, he'll find a way
So the turtles fight, with all their might
And when it is all over, everything is alright
Because he rarely wins anyway
So hey, hey do that evil thing!
Now he has a problem
The turtles are out for blood
Just to cure their bordem
So he dies in various ways
Depending on which epic
But it's all okay
Because he's back in lots of fics!
Flip that cape now Saki, uh huh, uh huh
Flip that cape now Saki, uh huh, uh huh
Flip that cape now Saki, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say he's pretty shy for a bad guy
Uno dos tres, do exactly what he says!
So don't debate, accept your fate
You know he'll have you in his power anyway
Gotta rule with fear, keep the foot near
He'll find a way, he'll find a way
So the turtles fight, with all their might
And when it is all over, everything is alright
Because he rarely wins, ah
he hardly ever wins, no
He'll never win, so
Hey, hey do that evil thing!
*~by Ziptango
The Shredder- "Pretty Shy (for a Bad Guy)" (spoof of "Pretty Fly" by Offspring)
(song link: http://www.geocities.com/ziptangoszone/midis/prettyfly.mid )
Flip that cape now Saki, uh huh, uh huh
Flip that cape now Saki, uh huh, uh huh
Flip that cape now Saki, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say he's pretty shy for a bad guy
Uno dos tres, do exactly what he says!
He's a hunk metal
Leader of the foot clan
Rival of the turtles
All the way from Japan
Once he pissed a rat off
who wanted his revenge
so he raised four turtles
And if they won, well, that depends
So don't debate, accept your fate
You know he'll have you in his power anyway
Gotta rule with fear, keep the foot near
He'll find a way, he'll find a way
So the turtles fight, with all their might
And when it is all over, everything is alright
Because he rarely wins anyway
so hey, hey do that evil thing!
Flip that cape now Saki, uh huh, uh huh
Flip that cape now Saki, uh huh, uh huh
Flip that cape now Saki, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say he's pretty shy for a bad guy
He always sends the Foot
To do his dirty work
He takes April hostage
So he's always called a jerk
But he's got bigger problems, yeah,
And maybe someday he'll learn
That the turtles live
underground in a sewer cavern
So don't debate, accept your fate
You know he'll have you in his power anyway
Gotta rule with fear, keep the foot near
He'll find a way, he'll find a way
So the turtles fight, with all their might
And when it is all over, everything is alright
Because he rarely wins anyway
So hey, hey do that evil thing!
Now he has a problem
The turtles are out for blood
Just to cure their bordem
So he dies in various ways
Depending on which epic
But it's all okay
Because he's back in lots of fics!
Flip that cape now Saki, uh huh, uh huh
Flip that cape now Saki, uh huh, uh huh
Flip that cape now Saki, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say he's pretty shy for a bad guy
Uno dos tres, do exactly what he says!
So don't debate, accept your fate
You know he'll have you in his power anyway
Gotta rule with fear, keep the foot near
He'll find a way, he'll find a way
So the turtles fight, with all their might
And when it is all over, everything is alright
Because he rarely wins, ah
he hardly ever wins, no
He'll never win, so
Hey, hey do that evil thing!
*~by Ziptango