*~A marvelous job by Dancingfae, if I do say so myself! These things can be pretty tough to write! But I'm afraid the midis for this song is crap. It was the only one I could find on the entire net. So it doesn't do these great lyrics justice, but it will do =0) We hope you like it! Reviewreviewreivew!

Michaelangelo- "The Pizza is Here" (spoof of Baby Got Back)
(song link: http://www.geocities.com/ziptangoszone/midis/babygotback.mid )


(turtles standing around gossiping)

Don: Oh wow look!

Leo: That pizza is huge.

Raph: A mile high

Leo: There's so many toppings on that pizza

Don: I think it might topple over

Rraph: How did the pizza man carry that all the way over here?

Leo: I don't think I have seen this before

Raph: Oh guys wait a minute

Don: Oh yeah we have

Leo: You don't mean it's...

All: Mikey's pizza!

(rap begins)

I like pizza and I cannot lie
You other turtles can't deny
That when a pizza man walks in with a cardboard box
and sticks a pizza in your face
you get hungry
wanna grab that box
Cuz you noticed that pizza is stuffed
With cheese and mozzarella
pepperoni and some sausage
You can't just set one on the table
and just look at it
My brother's all warned me
But that pizza right there
Makes me so hungry
With extra sauce now
With five no six extra toppings here
I'll eat one and another, until I'm gonna burst

Even in my dreams
I chase them all around
They're big, hot and delivered right here to my door.

No health magazines please
My appetite don't agree
That salad with dressing on the side's enough
I need more fill than that

So turtles (Yo) turtles (Yo)
Do you like pizza (Oh yeah)
Well grab it and eat it, eat that pizza now
The pizza is here

(No anchovies and the clock is tickin)

I like them with toppings
You can't just have one with plain cheese
Gotta have a variety, so many choices
I can't help myself

I'm ready for dinner
Right now, pizza to eat, yeah
I know I just had lunch
There's always room for another slice
I can't help myself, I crave these pizza's
Had several different types
Now Mikey's in trouble
Didn't leave a piece for his brothers
So once I'm done doing my ten flips
I'll order some more for us
And I'll try to remember
To make sure they all have a slice
A word to the delivery man
you gotta hurry up
I've started my time clock
and you have now seven, six, five, four, three, two, one
Now your time is up

That's three bucks off
Hey pizza man, your tab ain't short
Wise man never pay full price for late pizza
But I can't stay to chat now
Cuz I got brothers who are waitin
For dinner to be on the table

So April (Yeah) Casey (Yeah)

You want to come over for some pizza (Yeah)
Then come over, bring some green
This turtle don't have much cash
The pizza is here


(No anchovies and the clock is tickin)


(Oh yeah, man
That's what I'm talking about
Deep dish and thick crust that's full of mozzarella
Prepared and delivered to my door
Oh, I gotta get home)

I better wait for my brothers
Make sure they have some this time too
But that pizza is just so hard to let it sit there and wait
I can't resist no longer the pizza is callin to me
Relief my brothers are here, okay they each have a slice
Now I can grab some pizza to eat
Some people won't eat the crust
Which is wasteful and a shame
Cuz that's the best part of the pie
Dr. says your full of fat
Well I don't care about that
Cuz your dish is deep and toppings are high
So I'm thinking about bitin
To the salads and zuchini
alone you just won't do
Put it on pizza with some mushrooms
and onions, and pineapple
You have to make it large
With three or four to follow
Cuz one ain't enough and two's not fillin
So make it five and all large size
If you wanna hang around my digs
You better bring a large pizza down
Meet me at one twenty two and an eighth and we'll share that pizza now
The pizza is here.


*~by Dancingfae