Yu-Gi-Oh Battle of the Hikaris and Yamis
By Liz and Mel
We do not own ANYTHING!
Liz owns Dr. Dev! THAT'S IT!
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Dr. Dev: Hello! Welcome to a game show that I'm hosting after escaping from Blue's Clues Land!
Audience: BOO!
Dr. Dev: Boo? Why boo? Oh well. It's called Battle of the Sexes!!! Wiat? Battle of the Sexes? *reading cue card* Um.....okay. Let's meet our teams! First team is the boys!
Yami: Hey? What am I doing here?
Bakura: =P
Dark Malik: ........
Dr. Dev: And now the girls team!
Yugi: Hey! I'M NOT A GIRL!!
Ryou: ME NEITHER!!
Malik: WEEE!!! I'M A GIRL!!
Yugi & Ryou: NO YOU'RE NOT!
Dr. Dev: Uh......who made these teams?
Anzu: *waves* Duh!
Dr. Dev: -_-;; Anyway! We will now change the game to what it's SUPPOSED TO BE! Battle of the Hikaris and Yamis!
Malik: My Yami's a psyco!
Dark Malik: SHUT UP!
Bakura: *talking aloud to himself* ACK! Pharaoh is stalking me!
Yami: What? NO I'M NOT!
Dr. Dev: Let me introduce the teams! *points microphone to Yami* Who are you and who's your Hikari?
Yami: You know who I am you stupid dumba.......
Joe from Audience: APPLES!!
Yami: O_O
Bakura: FINALLY! A use for this.......contraption! *pulls out bazooka*
Bazooka: BOOM!
Joe: OWEEEEE!
Bakura: Hehehe......
Dr. Dev: Just say who you are!
Yami: *talks into microphone* I'm Yami.
Dr. Dev: and who is your hikari?
Yami: o_O Isn't it obvious?
Dr. Dev: They're paying me a lot of money to act stupid, so JUST ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!
Yami: O_O Okay.........Yugi's my Hikari.
Yugi: ^_^
Dr. Dev: Okay, next is Ba.......I mean.......someone I don't know!
Bakura: My name is Ryou and my hikari is Bakura!
Ryou: Hey now! I'M Ryou!
Dr. Dev: WAIT YOUR TURN!
Ryou: *shuts up*
Dr. Dev: Bakura, tell the truth!
Bakura: Fine. My name's Bakura and my hikari is Ryou.
Dr. Dev: Good. Now next is.........um.........him.
Dark Malik: Hey hey! My name's Dark Malik and my hikari is that lazy psycho moron over there!
Malik: HEY!! *attacks Dark Malik*
Dark Malik: O_O *smack Malik with the rod* HA!
Malik: Ow. v_v
Dr. Dev: First event is the "which Hikari can calm down their sugar high Yami first" *squints his eyes at the cue cards* Are you sure we want to do this?
Anzu: Duh! ^_^
Dr. Dev: Okay..........bring out the sugar lovely assistant!
Mai: *walks out carrying soda and candy* ^_^
Yami: Is that sugar?
Bakura: I think it is!
Dark Malik: DIE MALIK!
Malik: ACK!! WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM NOW!
Dark Malik: Oh okay. SUGAR!!
Yami, Bakura, and Dark Malik: *eat sugar*
Yugi: Oh no.
Ryou: Why us?
Malik: BRING IT ON!!
Dark Malik: SUGAR!!!
Yami: WEEE! -^_^-
Bakura: *jumps into Audience* HEY!!
Audience: AHH!!!
Malik: *steals rod* *smacks Dark Malik on back of head*
Dark Malik: *passes out* X_x
Malik: I WIN!!
Dr. Dev: O_O
Yugi: Yami! YAMI! STOP THAT!!
Yami: *climbing on curtains* WEEE!!!
Ryou: Oh please Bakura! Oh, do stop that!
Bakura: *attacking random Audience member* MONEY!!! HE'S GOT MORE MONEY THAN I DO!!!
Ryou: Here! I have money!
Bakura: *drops audience member* MONEY!! *calms down*
Ryou: *sigh*
Yugi: YAMI!!
Yami: AHHH!! *falls from curtains* *lands on Yugi*
Yugi: @_@
Yami: Yugi! Your hair smells like strawberries!!
Yugi: It's the shampoo, Yami.
Yami: *shrugs* *begins chewing on Yugi's hair*
Yugi: Hey! HEY! STOP IT!!
Bakura: *asleep holding money*
Dark Malik: X_x
Dr. Dev: Umm......okay. Malik wins this round!
Malik: YAY!! Did you hear that? WE WON!!
Dark Malik: *is dead until further notice* X_x
Malik: *shrug* More prize money for me!
Bakura: Money!?
Ryou: -_-;;
Scores- Malik & Dark Malik=10, Ryou & Bakura=5, Yami & Yugi: 0 (cause Yugi failed to calm Yami down)
Dr. Dev: This game sucks.
Yugi: Go in the puzzle! *trying to shove Yami in the puzzle*
Yami: But your hair tastes good! *pulls on Yugi's bangs*
Yugi: OW!!
Dr. Dev: -_-;; And now a word from our sponsors.
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Yami: ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^ Buy this shampoo! It tastes good! *holds up shampoo bottle*
Yugi: GIVE THAT BACK!!
Yami: WEE!! *runs away drinking shampoo bottle* ^_^
Yugi: -_-;;
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Mel: So what did you think?
Liz: She came up with the idea, FLAME HER!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
Mel: v_v
Liz: Dr. Dev is MINE!! YOU HEAR ME!?!?!?! MINE!!
Dr. Dev: I am not a possession.
Liz: You are now.
Dr. Dev: v_v
Mel: Anywayz, please review!
Liz: And/or FLAME!!
We do not own ANYTHING!
Liz owns Dr. Dev! THAT'S IT!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dr. Dev: Hello! Welcome to a game show that I'm hosting after escaping from Blue's Clues Land!
Audience: BOO!
Dr. Dev: Boo? Why boo? Oh well. It's called Battle of the Sexes!!! Wiat? Battle of the Sexes? *reading cue card* Um.....okay. Let's meet our teams! First team is the boys!
Yami: Hey? What am I doing here?
Bakura: =P
Dark Malik: ........
Dr. Dev: And now the girls team!
Yugi: Hey! I'M NOT A GIRL!!
Ryou: ME NEITHER!!
Malik: WEEE!!! I'M A GIRL!!
Yugi & Ryou: NO YOU'RE NOT!
Dr. Dev: Uh......who made these teams?
Anzu: *waves* Duh!
Dr. Dev: -_-;; Anyway! We will now change the game to what it's SUPPOSED TO BE! Battle of the Hikaris and Yamis!
Malik: My Yami's a psyco!
Dark Malik: SHUT UP!
Bakura: *talking aloud to himself* ACK! Pharaoh is stalking me!
Yami: What? NO I'M NOT!
Dr. Dev: Let me introduce the teams! *points microphone to Yami* Who are you and who's your Hikari?
Yami: You know who I am you stupid dumba.......
Joe from Audience: APPLES!!
Yami: O_O
Bakura: FINALLY! A use for this.......contraption! *pulls out bazooka*
Bazooka: BOOM!
Joe: OWEEEEE!
Bakura: Hehehe......
Dr. Dev: Just say who you are!
Yami: *talks into microphone* I'm Yami.
Dr. Dev: and who is your hikari?
Yami: o_O Isn't it obvious?
Dr. Dev: They're paying me a lot of money to act stupid, so JUST ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!
Yami: O_O Okay.........Yugi's my Hikari.
Yugi: ^_^
Dr. Dev: Okay, next is Ba.......I mean.......someone I don't know!
Bakura: My name is Ryou and my hikari is Bakura!
Ryou: Hey now! I'M Ryou!
Dr. Dev: WAIT YOUR TURN!
Ryou: *shuts up*
Dr. Dev: Bakura, tell the truth!
Bakura: Fine. My name's Bakura and my hikari is Ryou.
Dr. Dev: Good. Now next is.........um.........him.
Dark Malik: Hey hey! My name's Dark Malik and my hikari is that lazy psycho moron over there!
Malik: HEY!! *attacks Dark Malik*
Dark Malik: O_O *smack Malik with the rod* HA!
Malik: Ow. v_v
Dr. Dev: First event is the "which Hikari can calm down their sugar high Yami first" *squints his eyes at the cue cards* Are you sure we want to do this?
Anzu: Duh! ^_^
Dr. Dev: Okay..........bring out the sugar lovely assistant!
Mai: *walks out carrying soda and candy* ^_^
Yami: Is that sugar?
Bakura: I think it is!
Dark Malik: DIE MALIK!
Malik: ACK!! WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM NOW!
Dark Malik: Oh okay. SUGAR!!
Yami, Bakura, and Dark Malik: *eat sugar*
Yugi: Oh no.
Ryou: Why us?
Malik: BRING IT ON!!
Dark Malik: SUGAR!!!
Yami: WEEE! -^_^-
Bakura: *jumps into Audience* HEY!!
Audience: AHH!!!
Malik: *steals rod* *smacks Dark Malik on back of head*
Dark Malik: *passes out* X_x
Malik: I WIN!!
Dr. Dev: O_O
Yugi: Yami! YAMI! STOP THAT!!
Yami: *climbing on curtains* WEEE!!!
Ryou: Oh please Bakura! Oh, do stop that!
Bakura: *attacking random Audience member* MONEY!!! HE'S GOT MORE MONEY THAN I DO!!!
Ryou: Here! I have money!
Bakura: *drops audience member* MONEY!! *calms down*
Ryou: *sigh*
Yugi: YAMI!!
Yami: AHHH!! *falls from curtains* *lands on Yugi*
Yugi: @_@
Yami: Yugi! Your hair smells like strawberries!!
Yugi: It's the shampoo, Yami.
Yami: *shrugs* *begins chewing on Yugi's hair*
Yugi: Hey! HEY! STOP IT!!
Bakura: *asleep holding money*
Dark Malik: X_x
Dr. Dev: Umm......okay. Malik wins this round!
Malik: YAY!! Did you hear that? WE WON!!
Dark Malik: *is dead until further notice* X_x
Malik: *shrug* More prize money for me!
Bakura: Money!?
Ryou: -_-;;
Scores- Malik & Dark Malik=10, Ryou & Bakura=5, Yami & Yugi: 0 (cause Yugi failed to calm Yami down)
Dr. Dev: This game sucks.
Yugi: Go in the puzzle! *trying to shove Yami in the puzzle*
Yami: But your hair tastes good! *pulls on Yugi's bangs*
Yugi: OW!!
Dr. Dev: -_-;; And now a word from our sponsors.
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Yami: ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^ Buy this shampoo! It tastes good! *holds up shampoo bottle*
Yugi: GIVE THAT BACK!!
Yami: WEE!! *runs away drinking shampoo bottle* ^_^
Yugi: -_-;;
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Mel: So what did you think?
Liz: She came up with the idea, FLAME HER!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!
Mel: v_v
Liz: Dr. Dev is MINE!! YOU HEAR ME!?!?!?! MINE!!
Dr. Dev: I am not a possession.
Liz: You are now.
Dr. Dev: v_v
Mel: Anywayz, please review!
Liz: And/or FLAME!!