Yu-Gi-Oh Battle of the Hikaris and Yamis
By Liz and Mel
We do not own ANYTHING!
Liz owns Dr. Dev! THAT'S IT!
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Dr. Dev: *looks at Yami strangely* Okay.....
Yami: *calms down*
Dr. Dev: Finally. Okay, next round is...........WHAT!?
Everyone: What?
Dr. Dev: I can't read this! *holds up cue card*
Cue Card: *reads* (*&%%()#*&jhlkJGHJKSFGJKTFGSEYUTRF47590837458903475 @@@@@@@@@@@@ aldhfkshdufyi~~~~~zsfoguasfygi7as6ti!asjlsdhfjk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: O_O
Anzu: *holding pen* Duh.
Dr. Dev: *smacks forehead* Well........we'll just have to improvise. How about "Who knows most about their Hikaris!"
Audience: YAY!!
Yugi: WEE!!!
Ryou: Oh how fun!
Malik: Screw you!
Dr. Dev: Now that wasn't polite!
Malik: You know we'd lose! Look at him!
Dark Malik: x_X
Malik: *feeds Dark Malik anti-death pills*
Dark Malik: *wakes up* So, what are we doing next?
Malik: It's "Who knows most about their Hikaris."
Dark Malik: WHAT!? We'd lose for sure!
Malik: I KNOW!
Dr. Dev: SILENCE!
Everyone: *shuts up*
Dr. Dev: Okay now. I'll take the hikaris back stage and ask them questions.
Dr. Dev & The Hikaris: *go backstage*
Bakura: Hehehe........LET'S CHEAT!
Yami: NO! No cheating!
Bakura: Why?
Yami: Because I could actually win this!
Bakura: So?
Yami: v_v
Anzu: *walks in front of camera holding a cue card* Duh?
Cue Card: OUI#%UIGHBJLFGD&UYTFlksdfgkljasgfljkhsdfasdfASJd???????????df4r976tftufrdrgy 3z78oyf6vtr,.cuktfukTUKiygfhtgrtYJtguGUKrI7RjrfYJ 5xaz7826r90585t48763326546 Sw&ye@#%^ #$%&*trfd%&jedsx
Yami: o_O
Anzu: Doy duh. *walks off*
Bakura: That was...........random.
Dark Malik: You could say that again.
Bakura: That was...........random.
Dark Malik: v_v
Yami: *sitting peacefully by himself minding his own business*
Dark Malik: PHARAOH! *attacks Yami*
Yami: AHHH!!!
Bakura: WAIT FOR ME!!! *runs after Yami*
Mai: And now for a commercial break.
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Toad: Do you like soap?
Yami: no.
Toad: Well of course you like soap! EVERYONE likes soap! So call this number! 1-800-SOAP! That's 1-800-S-O-A-P SOAP! To get your FREE complementary bar of soap for $139.
Yami: o_O
Toad: Plus shipping and handling which is only like $99! And that's not that much! So call that number!
Yami: NO!
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Dr. Dev: and we're back. I have asked all the hikaris questions about them and now we will ask the yamis!
Yami: *crosses arms*
Dr. Dev: First question! What is your hikaris most embarrassing moment? We'll start with Bakura!
Bakura: *shrug* How would I know?
Dr. Dev: Just guess!
Bakura: Fine. Hmmm........how about.......when he fell down the stairs going to meet his first date.
Ryou: *blushes and holds up a sign*
Sign: *reads* Taking my yami to school with me.
Dr. Dev: Sorry Bakura! You were wrong!
Bakura: WHAT!? RYOU!? IS THAT AN INSULT!?
Ryou: v_v Yeah........
Bakura: *stands up* WHY, I SHOULD...........um........nevermind. *sits back down*
Dr. Dev: -_-;; Okay, next is Yami.
Yami: Well......hmmmm......when he tripped over a cat, fell down the stairs, rolled out the door, stood up and tripped into Mai's chest.
Yugi: O_O_O_O_O_O *blushes* umm......*holds up sign*
Sign: When I tripped over a cat, fell down the stairs, rolled out the door, stood up and tripped into Mai's chest. v_v
Dr. Dev: O_O
Mai: Hey! I REMEMBER THAT!
Yugi: *sinks in his chair*
Dr. Dev: Okay, Dark Malik's turn!
Dark Malik: *playing solitaire* When he died.
Dr. Dev: ummm......okay. Malik?
Malik: *holds up sign*
Sign: *has the word "nothing" crossed out* Yeah, when I died.
Dr. Dev: THAT'S CHEATING! But I don't care! You win anyway!
Malik: *throws sign* YAY!
Yami: NO FAIR!
Score: Dark Malik & Malik-20, Ryou & Bakura-5, Yami & Yugi-10
Dr. Dev: Okay, next question! Who does your hikari secretly love? Bakura?
Bakura: Me? AGAIN!? Okay.......um......Ryou loves ME!!
Ryou: Umm......
Sign: No one......wait......I'm not sure....uh....maybe Bakura?
Bakura: WHAT!? MAYBE!?
Ryou: .......
Dr. Dev: Uh......okay. 5 points! Yami?
Yami: It's not a secret! It's me! ^_^
Yugi: ^_^
Sign: *big letters* YAMI! *smaller letters* And my grandpa and mom....but not like that!
Audience: Awww!!!!!
Yugi & Yami: *hugs each other*
Dr. Dev: ^_^;; Dark Malik?
Dark Malik: Hm........I've got it! He loves YOU! *points to Dr. Dev*
Dr. Dev: WAA?!?!??! ME?!?!??!
Malik: Oh yeah.
Sign: *"nothing" crossed out* DR. DEV!!! MY LOVE!!! I can't wait for us to get married and go on our honeymoon where we will.........*runs out of room on sign*
Dr. Dev: O_O Umm........NEXT QUESTION!
Score: Dark Malik & Malik-30, Ryou & Bakura-10, Yami & Yugi-20
Dr. Dev: Who is their idol? Bakura?
Bakura: What? Oh, another question. Ryou's idol is duh, who else? ME!
Ryou: -_-;;
Sign: Princess Diana.
Bakura: WHAT!? *grabs sign* YOU WILL DIE!!
Ryou: EEP!!
Bakura: *hits Ryou repeatedly with sign*
Ryou: v_v BLOODY HELL!!!
Bakura: O_O
Dr. Dev: O_O......uh Yami?
Yami: Umm.........Yugi's idol? That would be...um....
Yugi: *tapping sign*
Yami: ......
Yugi: *taps sign louder*
Yami: Umm........
Yugi: *starts humming loudly*
Yami: I don't know.....
Yugi: *kicks Yami*
Yami: OW!! WHAT!?
Dr. Dev: I'm sorry! Times up!
Yami: Hey! No fair!
Yugi: *kicks Yami again* *turns over sign*
Sign: Yami.
Yami: Me?
Yugi: *turns and looks other direction* *crosses arms in girlish manner* Hmph!
Yami: Yugi?
Yugi: *ignores*
Dr. Dev: Okay.....Dark Malik.
Dark Malik: Oh yeah, no question. It's me.
Dr. Dev: Malik?
Malik: *looks up* *throws down marker* *turns over sign*
Sign: *has "me" crossed out* Dark Malik.
Dark Malik: Oh me? How nice!
Malik: =P
Ryou: Pish Posh! Your cheating!
Malik: You STILL would be losing if we weren't.......
Dr. Dev: Who cares! And now a commercial break!
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Guy: Do stuff bye!
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Liz: That's it!
Mel: No flames YET!? WOW!
Dr. Dev: Is that the kind of advertising they show?
Liz: That's all you could afford.
Dr. Dev: I see.......
Mel: Anywayz, please R&R!
We do not own ANYTHING!
Liz owns Dr. Dev! THAT'S IT!
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Dr. Dev: *looks at Yami strangely* Okay.....
Yami: *calms down*
Dr. Dev: Finally. Okay, next round is...........WHAT!?
Everyone: What?
Dr. Dev: I can't read this! *holds up cue card*
Cue Card: *reads* (*&%%()#*&jhlkJGHJKSFGJKTFGSEYUTRF47590837458903475 @@@@@@@@@@@@ aldhfkshdufyi~~~~~zsfoguasfygi7as6ti!asjlsdhfjk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone: O_O
Anzu: *holding pen* Duh.
Dr. Dev: *smacks forehead* Well........we'll just have to improvise. How about "Who knows most about their Hikaris!"
Audience: YAY!!
Yugi: WEE!!!
Ryou: Oh how fun!
Malik: Screw you!
Dr. Dev: Now that wasn't polite!
Malik: You know we'd lose! Look at him!
Dark Malik: x_X
Malik: *feeds Dark Malik anti-death pills*
Dark Malik: *wakes up* So, what are we doing next?
Malik: It's "Who knows most about their Hikaris."
Dark Malik: WHAT!? We'd lose for sure!
Malik: I KNOW!
Dr. Dev: SILENCE!
Everyone: *shuts up*
Dr. Dev: Okay now. I'll take the hikaris back stage and ask them questions.
Dr. Dev & The Hikaris: *go backstage*
Bakura: Hehehe........LET'S CHEAT!
Yami: NO! No cheating!
Bakura: Why?
Yami: Because I could actually win this!
Bakura: So?
Yami: v_v
Anzu: *walks in front of camera holding a cue card* Duh?
Cue Card: OUI#%UIGHBJLFGD&UYTFlksdfgkljasgfljkhsdfasdfASJd???????????df4r976tftufrdrgy 3z78oyf6vtr,.cuktfukTUKiygfhtgrtYJtguGUKrI7RjrfYJ 5xaz7826r90585t48763326546 Sw&ye@#%^ #$%&*trfd%&jedsx
Yami: o_O
Anzu: Doy duh. *walks off*
Bakura: That was...........random.
Dark Malik: You could say that again.
Bakura: That was...........random.
Dark Malik: v_v
Yami: *sitting peacefully by himself minding his own business*
Dark Malik: PHARAOH! *attacks Yami*
Yami: AHHH!!!
Bakura: WAIT FOR ME!!! *runs after Yami*
Mai: And now for a commercial break.
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Toad: Do you like soap?
Yami: no.
Toad: Well of course you like soap! EVERYONE likes soap! So call this number! 1-800-SOAP! That's 1-800-S-O-A-P SOAP! To get your FREE complementary bar of soap for $139.
Yami: o_O
Toad: Plus shipping and handling which is only like $99! And that's not that much! So call that number!
Yami: NO!
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Dr. Dev: and we're back. I have asked all the hikaris questions about them and now we will ask the yamis!
Yami: *crosses arms*
Dr. Dev: First question! What is your hikaris most embarrassing moment? We'll start with Bakura!
Bakura: *shrug* How would I know?
Dr. Dev: Just guess!
Bakura: Fine. Hmmm........how about.......when he fell down the stairs going to meet his first date.
Ryou: *blushes and holds up a sign*
Sign: *reads* Taking my yami to school with me.
Dr. Dev: Sorry Bakura! You were wrong!
Bakura: WHAT!? RYOU!? IS THAT AN INSULT!?
Ryou: v_v Yeah........
Bakura: *stands up* WHY, I SHOULD...........um........nevermind. *sits back down*
Dr. Dev: -_-;; Okay, next is Yami.
Yami: Well......hmmmm......when he tripped over a cat, fell down the stairs, rolled out the door, stood up and tripped into Mai's chest.
Yugi: O_O_O_O_O_O *blushes* umm......*holds up sign*
Sign: When I tripped over a cat, fell down the stairs, rolled out the door, stood up and tripped into Mai's chest. v_v
Dr. Dev: O_O
Mai: Hey! I REMEMBER THAT!
Yugi: *sinks in his chair*
Dr. Dev: Okay, Dark Malik's turn!
Dark Malik: *playing solitaire* When he died.
Dr. Dev: ummm......okay. Malik?
Malik: *holds up sign*
Sign: *has the word "nothing" crossed out* Yeah, when I died.
Dr. Dev: THAT'S CHEATING! But I don't care! You win anyway!
Malik: *throws sign* YAY!
Yami: NO FAIR!
Score: Dark Malik & Malik-20, Ryou & Bakura-5, Yami & Yugi-10
Dr. Dev: Okay, next question! Who does your hikari secretly love? Bakura?
Bakura: Me? AGAIN!? Okay.......um......Ryou loves ME!!
Ryou: Umm......
Sign: No one......wait......I'm not sure....uh....maybe Bakura?
Bakura: WHAT!? MAYBE!?
Ryou: .......
Dr. Dev: Uh......okay. 5 points! Yami?
Yami: It's not a secret! It's me! ^_^
Yugi: ^_^
Sign: *big letters* YAMI! *smaller letters* And my grandpa and mom....but not like that!
Audience: Awww!!!!!
Yugi & Yami: *hugs each other*
Dr. Dev: ^_^;; Dark Malik?
Dark Malik: Hm........I've got it! He loves YOU! *points to Dr. Dev*
Dr. Dev: WAA?!?!??! ME?!?!??!
Malik: Oh yeah.
Sign: *"nothing" crossed out* DR. DEV!!! MY LOVE!!! I can't wait for us to get married and go on our honeymoon where we will.........*runs out of room on sign*
Dr. Dev: O_O Umm........NEXT QUESTION!
Score: Dark Malik & Malik-30, Ryou & Bakura-10, Yami & Yugi-20
Dr. Dev: Who is their idol? Bakura?
Bakura: What? Oh, another question. Ryou's idol is duh, who else? ME!
Ryou: -_-;;
Sign: Princess Diana.
Bakura: WHAT!? *grabs sign* YOU WILL DIE!!
Ryou: EEP!!
Bakura: *hits Ryou repeatedly with sign*
Ryou: v_v BLOODY HELL!!!
Bakura: O_O
Dr. Dev: O_O......uh Yami?
Yami: Umm.........Yugi's idol? That would be...um....
Yugi: *tapping sign*
Yami: ......
Yugi: *taps sign louder*
Yami: Umm........
Yugi: *starts humming loudly*
Yami: I don't know.....
Yugi: *kicks Yami*
Yami: OW!! WHAT!?
Dr. Dev: I'm sorry! Times up!
Yami: Hey! No fair!
Yugi: *kicks Yami again* *turns over sign*
Sign: Yami.
Yami: Me?
Yugi: *turns and looks other direction* *crosses arms in girlish manner* Hmph!
Yami: Yugi?
Yugi: *ignores*
Dr. Dev: Okay.....Dark Malik.
Dark Malik: Oh yeah, no question. It's me.
Dr. Dev: Malik?
Malik: *looks up* *throws down marker* *turns over sign*
Sign: *has "me" crossed out* Dark Malik.
Dark Malik: Oh me? How nice!
Malik: =P
Ryou: Pish Posh! Your cheating!
Malik: You STILL would be losing if we weren't.......
Dr. Dev: Who cares! And now a commercial break!
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Guy: Do stuff bye!
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Liz: That's it!
Mel: No flames YET!? WOW!
Dr. Dev: Is that the kind of advertising they show?
Liz: That's all you could afford.
Dr. Dev: I see.......
Mel: Anywayz, please R&R!