Mizu-chan!'s Notes: Ahem.. all I have to say is that yes, this is an AU fic. And no, I was not drugged while writting any part of this. Thank you!
Names
Adventure in Pickle Land
The young man jumped as three bangs echoed through out the warehouse. He blinked a few times before tiptoeing over to the steel door.
"W..w..who is it?"
There was silence. No, technically there were angry whispers. But since the boy couldn't make out what they were saying it was silence.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the door.
"Pleaaaase, Heero? Do the voice? Pleaaase?" Duo begged his companion. He dropped to his knees, grabbing hold of his friends ebony trenchcoat. His eyes got large and kawaii, pleading with Heero.
"Listen, Duo, we haven't got time for it. The girl's gonna wake up any second," Heero whispered angrily back. He kicked his friend away. He was whispering, though. A sure sign he was gonna cave.
"C'mon, I didn't eat the pickles!" Duo argued.
"...." Duo had a point. The poor boy had wanted to eat the pickles but Heero denied him access. Heero sighed then cleared his throat, "Hey, hunny."
The boy on the other side of the door froze. Speaking to him from the outside must be a seductive temptress! Just listen to that sexy voice! With a giggle of glee, the blonde flung the door open, "I'll pay two hundred!"
"Gee, thanks," Heero growled, shoving Quatre aside as he dragged the girl into the warehouse.
Duo snickered as he followed behind. He nudged the stuttering Quatre, "Are you that desperate, pretty boy?"
"I can't believe you did that again!" Quatre slammed the door shut, glaring at the two dark haired boys.
"I can't believe you fell for that again," Heero retorted, his words harsh. He shifted the girl around, grunting even though she really wasn't that heavy.
Heero's uncommon grunt drew Quatre's attention to the unconscious girl. He blinked a few times, casting a quizzical glance to Duo. The braided boy replied with a few suggestive and vulgar gestures. Quatre's face grew red.
"W..w..what are you going to do with that girl?" Quatre ventured to ask.
"Lay her down," Heero replied, heading for the office that served as his room.
Quatre's jaw fell open and Duo did all he could to hold in his laughter. Suddenly, the blonde screamed out, "No, Heero! You can't! She isn't even awake!" He then lunged for Heero, making the boy drop the girl.
The two got into the usual fight. They rolled around, each getting an equal amount of time to be on top and punch. As they fought, Duo slithered over to the abandoned girl. He glared at her, pushing her onto her stomach.
"No!" Quatre cried, even as he continued punching Heero. "Anal should be only for boys! Don't do it, Duo!"
Duo blinked at Quatre. 'What a hornball. Thinks everyone is out to get some.' Duo chuckled to himself before bending down. He grabbed the girls twin braids and set to work at undoing them.
Heero, who at the current moment was winning, glanced over to Duo. His eyes widened, "Stop, Duo! She might have worked hard on her hair!"
"Does that matter? She stole my style," the other boy grumbled, flinging the bands that had been holding her hair in place away.
"Yes, it does," Heero replied. His distraction gave Quatre the chance to give him a good ol' left hook. Heero went down.
Quatre then stood up, giving his defeated foe a harsh kick in the side. "Ecchi," he growled down to Heero.
"I wasn't going to do anything," the boy moaned, rolling onto his back.
"Where we going to put her?" Duo asked as he picked up the girl. He carried her over to the unsuspecting Heero and dropped her onto him.
She chose that moment to wake up. Slowly, her eyelids fluttered open. Heero grew panicked as he began to shove her off. Their eyes met, her soft violet ones with his darkened stormy ones. The girl opened her mouth and screamed out, "Relena! It's Relena!"
"Eh?" Heero stopped pushing at her as she screamed (into his ears no less). "What is?"
"M..m..my name," the girl whispered. She wasn't able to tear her gaze from his. Not just yet.
"Did anyone ask you it?" Duo spoke up. The toe of his boot rammed itself against the girls ribcage and she tumbled off Heero with a wince. Relena then sat up, rubbing her side gingerly.
"Why did you that, Duo?" Heero calmly asked as he to sat up. He glanced over to the girl but was careful not to look into her eyes. He might start drowning again.
Duo shrugged causing Relena to puff out her cheeks. She quickly got to her feet, shoving her face up into Duo's. The boy blinked, taking a few steps back.
"That was very rude, boy," she growled to him, waggling her finger like a cruel old granny.
Duo glanced to his two friends nervously. Heero merely flashed him a 'I-hope-she-kicks-your-ugly-ass' look. Quatre giggled gently before speaking softly, "Heal my curiosity, Miss Relena. Not many people wake up, answering an unasked question. So why did you?"
"Well," Relena turned from Duo who heaved a sigh of relief. Thoughtfulness flashed in her eyes as she began to answer Quatre's question. "I was just thinking that, well, I was just meeting him," she motioned to the still sitting Heero, "and usually when you first meet you tell each other your names. So I just told mine."
"That logical," Quatre replied, nodding slowly.
"I'm glad!" Relena's eyes lit up like a five year olds. She clasped her hands together cutely. "Now, tell me your names!"
"Well, I'm Quatre and the boy you were just recently on *coughcough* was Heero."
"A pleasure to meet you all. I'll see you around!" Relena waved and headed for the door, her face still smiling.
"Okay, see you later!" Quatre waved as did Heero and Duo.
"You're just letting her walk out?" came a low husky voice. The voice belonged to a new boy who was leaning against the wall. His dull black eyes were lowered, staring at the ground as though he didn't really care about the answer to his question.
"What?" Heero blinked until he realized just what the girl was doing. "Oh shit!" he cursed, jumping to his feet. In his earnest to stop the girl, he lunged for her. Grabbing hold of her knees, he slammed her down to the ground. With a triumphant grin, he stood up, dusting himself off. "We aren't that easy to tri..oh shit," Heero stared down at the girl. "She got knocked out."
The black eyed boy tilted his head back, laughing like a maniac. He banged his hands against his knees, curling over. "You are the lousiest kidnappers I ever saw!"
"Shut up, Wufei," Heero grumbled picking up the once again unconscious girl. He slung her over his arm and walked towards his room.
"Tell me if she's good!" Duo called after his friend, hooting and winking. His jeers were silenced as Heero lifted one finger then slammed his bedroom door shut.
"I think this is going to be interesting," Quatre mumbled to himself. Wufei was still laughing although now he was simply pounding against the ground. Duo was standing there dumbfounded. Quatre sighed, "Yep, very interesting."
Names
Adventure in Pickle Land
The young man jumped as three bangs echoed through out the warehouse. He blinked a few times before tiptoeing over to the steel door.
"W..w..who is it?"
There was silence. No, technically there were angry whispers. But since the boy couldn't make out what they were saying it was silence.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the door.
"Pleaaaase, Heero? Do the voice? Pleaaase?" Duo begged his companion. He dropped to his knees, grabbing hold of his friends ebony trenchcoat. His eyes got large and kawaii, pleading with Heero.
"Listen, Duo, we haven't got time for it. The girl's gonna wake up any second," Heero whispered angrily back. He kicked his friend away. He was whispering, though. A sure sign he was gonna cave.
"C'mon, I didn't eat the pickles!" Duo argued.
"...." Duo had a point. The poor boy had wanted to eat the pickles but Heero denied him access. Heero sighed then cleared his throat, "Hey, hunny."
The boy on the other side of the door froze. Speaking to him from the outside must be a seductive temptress! Just listen to that sexy voice! With a giggle of glee, the blonde flung the door open, "I'll pay two hundred!"
"Gee, thanks," Heero growled, shoving Quatre aside as he dragged the girl into the warehouse.
Duo snickered as he followed behind. He nudged the stuttering Quatre, "Are you that desperate, pretty boy?"
"I can't believe you did that again!" Quatre slammed the door shut, glaring at the two dark haired boys.
"I can't believe you fell for that again," Heero retorted, his words harsh. He shifted the girl around, grunting even though she really wasn't that heavy.
Heero's uncommon grunt drew Quatre's attention to the unconscious girl. He blinked a few times, casting a quizzical glance to Duo. The braided boy replied with a few suggestive and vulgar gestures. Quatre's face grew red.
"W..w..what are you going to do with that girl?" Quatre ventured to ask.
"Lay her down," Heero replied, heading for the office that served as his room.
Quatre's jaw fell open and Duo did all he could to hold in his laughter. Suddenly, the blonde screamed out, "No, Heero! You can't! She isn't even awake!" He then lunged for Heero, making the boy drop the girl.
The two got into the usual fight. They rolled around, each getting an equal amount of time to be on top and punch. As they fought, Duo slithered over to the abandoned girl. He glared at her, pushing her onto her stomach.
"No!" Quatre cried, even as he continued punching Heero. "Anal should be only for boys! Don't do it, Duo!"
Duo blinked at Quatre. 'What a hornball. Thinks everyone is out to get some.' Duo chuckled to himself before bending down. He grabbed the girls twin braids and set to work at undoing them.
Heero, who at the current moment was winning, glanced over to Duo. His eyes widened, "Stop, Duo! She might have worked hard on her hair!"
"Does that matter? She stole my style," the other boy grumbled, flinging the bands that had been holding her hair in place away.
"Yes, it does," Heero replied. His distraction gave Quatre the chance to give him a good ol' left hook. Heero went down.
Quatre then stood up, giving his defeated foe a harsh kick in the side. "Ecchi," he growled down to Heero.
"I wasn't going to do anything," the boy moaned, rolling onto his back.
"Where we going to put her?" Duo asked as he picked up the girl. He carried her over to the unsuspecting Heero and dropped her onto him.
She chose that moment to wake up. Slowly, her eyelids fluttered open. Heero grew panicked as he began to shove her off. Their eyes met, her soft violet ones with his darkened stormy ones. The girl opened her mouth and screamed out, "Relena! It's Relena!"
"Eh?" Heero stopped pushing at her as she screamed (into his ears no less). "What is?"
"M..m..my name," the girl whispered. She wasn't able to tear her gaze from his. Not just yet.
"Did anyone ask you it?" Duo spoke up. The toe of his boot rammed itself against the girls ribcage and she tumbled off Heero with a wince. Relena then sat up, rubbing her side gingerly.
"Why did you that, Duo?" Heero calmly asked as he to sat up. He glanced over to the girl but was careful not to look into her eyes. He might start drowning again.
Duo shrugged causing Relena to puff out her cheeks. She quickly got to her feet, shoving her face up into Duo's. The boy blinked, taking a few steps back.
"That was very rude, boy," she growled to him, waggling her finger like a cruel old granny.
Duo glanced to his two friends nervously. Heero merely flashed him a 'I-hope-she-kicks-your-ugly-ass' look. Quatre giggled gently before speaking softly, "Heal my curiosity, Miss Relena. Not many people wake up, answering an unasked question. So why did you?"
"Well," Relena turned from Duo who heaved a sigh of relief. Thoughtfulness flashed in her eyes as she began to answer Quatre's question. "I was just thinking that, well, I was just meeting him," she motioned to the still sitting Heero, "and usually when you first meet you tell each other your names. So I just told mine."
"That logical," Quatre replied, nodding slowly.
"I'm glad!" Relena's eyes lit up like a five year olds. She clasped her hands together cutely. "Now, tell me your names!"
"Well, I'm Quatre and the boy you were just recently on *coughcough* was Heero."
"A pleasure to meet you all. I'll see you around!" Relena waved and headed for the door, her face still smiling.
"Okay, see you later!" Quatre waved as did Heero and Duo.
"You're just letting her walk out?" came a low husky voice. The voice belonged to a new boy who was leaning against the wall. His dull black eyes were lowered, staring at the ground as though he didn't really care about the answer to his question.
"What?" Heero blinked until he realized just what the girl was doing. "Oh shit!" he cursed, jumping to his feet. In his earnest to stop the girl, he lunged for her. Grabbing hold of her knees, he slammed her down to the ground. With a triumphant grin, he stood up, dusting himself off. "We aren't that easy to tri..oh shit," Heero stared down at the girl. "She got knocked out."
The black eyed boy tilted his head back, laughing like a maniac. He banged his hands against his knees, curling over. "You are the lousiest kidnappers I ever saw!"
"Shut up, Wufei," Heero grumbled picking up the once again unconscious girl. He slung her over his arm and walked towards his room.
"Tell me if she's good!" Duo called after his friend, hooting and winking. His jeers were silenced as Heero lifted one finger then slammed his bedroom door shut.
"I think this is going to be interesting," Quatre mumbled to himself. Wufei was still laughing although now he was simply pounding against the ground. Duo was standing there dumbfounded. Quatre sighed, "Yep, very interesting."