Author's True Note:

This story will contain elements from other fan-fictions. The most noticeable one in this chapter is taken (without permission) from the story, Scars of the Past, written by Teknoman Claymore. You will find that Tekkaman Z is going to contain scenes that parody scenes from other fan-fictions written by other authors. If you feel that your rights are being violated, don't hesitate to contact me. Thank you.

Of course, all of the Tekkaman/Dragonball characters that are not made up by me are property of their respective creators. I hope you enjoy this fiction.

** Parody Begins **

Author's Note:

One day, I was thinking, "What if...Saber randomly rejected his Radam side, became good, and helped Blade?" I realized that I had hit upon the most revolutionary idea in the history of Tekkaman fanfiction; this fresh new idea would show how clever I was – I could assert my superiority over all other Tekkaman fanfic writers! I immediately set about on my quest, and the first thing I did is come up with a nifty, intricate, allegorious title. So here it is, my masterpiece of fanfiction, set in the Tekkaman universe...

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-[ Tekkaman Z]-

Episode 1: In Which Saber Randomly Rejects His Radam Side, Becomes Good, and Helps Blade!

By: Kajitani-Eizan

Setting: Some random battlefield. Blade and Saber are fighting as usual, with Pegas hiding close by.

Blade struggled to push away Saber's lance.

Why... can't... I... win...? thought Blade as Saber pushed down even harder with his lance in an attempt to cut Blade's faceplate open. I don't—

Blade's internal whining was cut off by an infernal beeping sound. The pentagonal crystal on his forehead began to flash yellow.

"Kusssoooo!!!!!" yelled Blade as he writhed in agony.

"Hahahaha," laughed Saber. "It's so much fun to watch you scream like the wuss you are. I think I'll watch as you suffer."

Saber's head suddenly jerked upwards in surprise. "No… No way! I just thought of the greatest idea for my Outlaw Star fanfic! Okay, after Jim falls out of the spaceship by mistake, I'll have Gene use the anti-craft missiles to—"

"No way!" said Blade. "You mean you're writing an Outlaw Star fanfic? I am too! Isn't that a coincidence— ARRGHHH!!"

Saber glanced down to see Blade scream from a particularly painful spasm.

"Well, off I go," he said. "I guess I'll finish you off right here to end your misery."

Blade winced, "But... you're my brother! Please, don't kill me! You still have time to rejoin us!"

Saber pondered for a moment. "Okay! I've decided to join you and the Space Knights!"

He raised his lance up over his head and thrust downwards, conveniently piercing the bubble where the Radam mind critter resided, causing it to die instantly. Suddenly, he slowly dropped to the floor, losing consciousness.

"Umm... okay..." said Blade. Realizing that he needed to de-transform, he shouted, "Pegas, get your sorry ass over here!"

"Affirmative," replied the bulky robot as it hovered closer to Blade.

"Open the fucking chamber—ARRGHH—NOW!!"

"The adjective 'fucking' is not in my dictionary," replied Pegasus.

"Open the—SHIT THAT HURTS—interlock chamber, dammit!" screamed Blade.

"Affirmative," replied Pegasus.

Blade jumped into the blue robot, becoming Aiba Takaya once again. He stumbled over to his brother, who had similarly reverted back to Shinya. He gently shook Shinya.

"Shinya...wake up!"

Shinya opened his eyes, which were now a normal brown color instead of an evil scarlet color.

He said, "Let's go kick some Radam ass!"

"Yeah!" said Ringo.

"Oh, Takaya, I'm glad you're all right!" sobbed Aki as she fell into Takaya's arms.

"I'm okay..." said Takaya, comforting her.

"I'm glad," said Miyuki, falling into Takaya's arms. Suddenly, she said, "Takaya, I need to tell you something. I only have three days left to live at this rate. But, maybe our old friend Bulma that we haven't talked to in years will have a solution!"

"Okay," said Shinya. "We'd better talk to her."

"Okay, good!" she said. "Now let's randomly make love, Takaya!"

Takaya froze. "What the hell?! I'm not having an incestuous relationship with my own sis—"

"No, stupid, *I* said that," said Aki.

"Damn dangling pronouns..." said Takaya. "But still, Aki, I realize that you really like me, and I really like you, but I don't think it's a good idea quite yet... ah, what the hell, why not?"

***

Two hours later

"Takaya...oh...that was wonderful..." sighed Aki.

"Yes, it was great," replied Takaya. The two rested in each other's arms, savoring the moment of afterglow.

"Okay, can we go now, dammit?" asked Ringo.

"Yeah, I was kinda bored of waiting for you two to finish," said Miyuki, who was sitting on the same rock that she was sitting on for the last two hours.

"My... what stamina," remarked Shinya. "Too bad you didn't show that much while fighting me, or I might have returned to humanity sooner."

"By the way, my brothers," said Miyuki, "I only have 70 hours left."

"SHIMATTA!!!" yelled the group as Blade and Aki hastily dressed and boarded the Blue Earth.

***

"Is this the Briefs residence!?" Takaya practically yelled into the phone.

"Yes, this is Bulma Briefs," said Bulma. "How can I help you?"

"Hi Bulma, this is Takaya, and I wanted to know—"

"Oh, Takaya!" Bulma squealed. "It's been so long! Why don't you come over and have tea so we can talk of days long past?"

"No, I can't, you see, Miyuki—"

"Oh wait, sorry, my dad needs to make a call to order pizza," said Bulma. "Call back later! Bye!"

"NOO, don't go—" Takaya desperately yelled into the phone, but Bulma had already hung up.

"Hmm..." said Shinya, walking into the room. "Well, we'll have to go see Bulma for tea. Since it's too late right now for tea—it's about 5:30 PM—we'll have to go tomorrow."

"Yeah, you're right," said Takaya. "We can think about battle strategy and work on our fanfics until then."

Shinya thought for a moment, a rare occurrence.

"Speaking of battle strategy, wasn't Bulma's friend Goku really strong? And what about her husband Vegita? And her son Trunks? And—"

"Nah, forget them," said Takaya, waving his hand dismissively. "They're only human, right? Without Radam enhancements, they can't do crap."

"By the way, Takaya," started Commander Jamison. "Is it possible to get Saber's crystal to repair yours?"

"Why are you on the Blue Earth?" said Takaya.

"...I'm the one asking the questions."

"Yes," said Shinya. "Lemme do it right now."

He placed his now-blue crystal near Takaya's damaged green one. The two began to resonate, and magically Takaya's crystal was repaired.

"All right!" yelled Takaya. "Let's try this baby out! TEK-SETTA!"

Green light bathed him as he rushed out the airlock.

"Race ya to the command center!" Blade yelled to the Blue Earth.

"Okay!" Aki yelled back. "And I'm leaving my room unlocked tonight!"

"...All night—I mean, all right!" yelled Blade.

Ringo smiled. Aki would have a real surprise tonight...

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Next time on Tekkaman Z!

Takaya and Aki spend more loving time together! Omega finally notices that his bitch (Saber) is gone! Miyuki has even less time remaining! Next time on Tekkaman Z!

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End Chapter 1