Disclaimer: Well...I don't own yugioh, or the Playboy mansion, or Hugh Hephner. Just the wacky stuff.

Well, I finally have time to update my story. I don't have a lot of time, so I've got to hurry.

D151: It's ficcie time!
All: Oh great!
D151: What?

Chapter 3
The Cat Out of The Bag!

Earth Star, Tea, Mai and Serenity were all walking inside the movie studio. The place was dark and there was no one to be seen.
I just can't understand it, ES(Earth Star) said. I tried her to call D151, but her phone was cut off.
Maybe she just forgot about today. Tea suggested.You can't blame her. Ya know she's always busy.
ES shook her head. I doubt that she would forget. She's been looking forward to this day all month. She wanted me to take her to a male strip bar.
A strip bar?! Serenity asked.
This is D151 were talking about.
Oh, yeah.
It was then that Tea noticed Yugi sitting near the front door unnoticed. Hey, what's Yugi doing here? she asked. They all shrugged and ran up towards him. Yugi lifted his head, wiping away some tears off his cheeks.
he sobbed. ES....W-What are you doing here?
We were gonna ask you the same thing. Serenity said.
We're looking for D151. ES explained. Yugi's head lowered. Uh, have you seen her?
A look of panic crossed his face. He looked up at them again. I-I...I-I didn't want to do it! I swear! Yugi pleaded. He made me!!
Man Yugi, calm down! Mai said, violently shaking him. Breathe kid!
Mai, if you keep shaking him like that, he won't have time to breathe. Serenity said.
ES pulled Mai away from Yugi and handed him a stuffed panda.
Yugi sobbed and grabbed the panda. he replied.
No sweat! ES said with a smile.
Why is she being so nice to Yugi? Serenity whispered to Tea.
Because Yugi is her favourite character. Tea said.
Mai elbowed Tea. Oh ho! She's taking your man now, isn't she? Mai chuckled.
It's not....like that....Tea drifted, looking at ES and Yugi together. ....I think....
Now Yugi, can you explain to us what happened?
W-Well... you see...

K-Kaiba and Y-Yami Bakura, and the rest of the guys kind of...
Kind of...did what what?
...kidnapped D-D151 in order to turn her into a Mary Sue.
ES's eyes narrowed. she yelled as she lifted Yugi off the ground by his shirt collar, his feet dangling in the air.
Yugi began to gag.
Where are they you little runt?!
I-I thought I was your favourite character.
You are. But desperate times call for desperate measures!
Now who's killing him? Mai asked.
SHUT UP!!! ES barked at her, enraged. She glared at Yugi with an angry stare.Now....WHERE IS SHE?! TALK OR YOU WON'T SURVIVE TODAY!!!
She's at the Playboy Mansion! Yugi blurted. All the girls gasped at what they just heard.
ES had let go Yugi and he landed with a hard thud. ES turned to the girls, her crossbow held high.
"Alright girls, we're goin' on a road trip, MAN-HUNTING STYLE!!!

D151 was havin the worst time of her entire life. After the quick tour from her running attempt of escape, and getting capture again. It took eight Playboy Bunnies to get the skanky costume on her(along with the kicking and screaming from D151 didn't make it a walk in the park either.). She was now forced to watch video clips of previous Playboy Bunnies from long ago.
'God... if you're listening....PLEASE TAKE ME NOW!!!' D151 screamed in her head as she watched Bunnies serve drinks to men. 'I'm gonna kill Seto and Y.Bakura. Or, if I'm dead, I'll haunt them for the rest of their lives!!!'
Suddenly, the videos stopped as th eroom was flooded with brights. She squinted as a dark figure stood in front of her.
"Well Miss D151, are we enjoying ourselves yet?" the figure asked her.
"What are you planning to do with me?!" she demanded.
"Your friend, Seto Kaiba wants you as a Mary Sue to order around as a perky little maid. That's what he said."
" And that's why you're doing all of this?!"
"Mr.Kaiba gave me a large sum of money for this procedure."
"Well, you're sadly mistaken because I'll never become a Mary Sue for any one for as long as I live!"
"We shall see D151. We shall see..."
The figure left the room and entered another room with lots of monitors, all having a shot of D151. A Bunny was staring at the screens with disapproval.
"What's her status?" the figure asked.
"All the others broke down with just a single video tape, Mr. Hephner. But this one's a fighter." the Bunny explained. "I don't think this one will go down so easily."
"Keep a close eye on her. We've never lost a Playboy Bunny and we're not gonna stop now!"

Earth Star was streaming down the highway in her jeep at about 90km/h. The girls sat behind her while Yugi sat in the front passenger seat. They all stared at ES as her road rage kicked in. It was a miracle that there was no police cars around.
"Get the hell the road you assholes!" she shouted as some other car drivers were all screaming 'maniac' right back at her.
"Uh, I have a question." Yugi spoke up.
"WHAT?!" ES shouted, glaring at him.
"Why am I here exactly?"
"Because you got D151 into this mess."
"I didn't do it willingly!"
"That's too bad for you!"
Just then, a large amount of shouting and arguments could be heard from the back seat.
"Serenity, stay on your side!"
"Mai, I'm on my side! You're the one taking up the room!"
"Both of you are takin up the room." Tea shouted. "I'm in the middle and you both are squishing me to death!"
An eyebrow started to twitch as a vein throbbed the side of ES's temple.
"Cut it out! Both of you!" ES shouted loud enough for people in Europe to hear. "If you guys don't shut up and act like adults, I'll turn this car around and we'll just go home!"
Tea sctratched her head. "But if we do, we can't rescue D151."
ES thought for a moment."....good point...." she began to calm down, for the moment.
"I got an idea!" Yugi said with a grin. "Why don't we listen to some music to lighten the mood??"
ES shrugged her shoulders. "Sure, why not? Open the glove compartment and see what we'vw got."
Yugi opened the compartment and began to search through it. Inside, was a photo of Michael J. Fox, a turtle keychain, a small stuffed panda (which mysteriously disappeared into Yugi's pocket), and finally found a tape.
"What songs are on it Yugi?" Mai asked.
"I don't know. There's no writing on it."
"We'll there's only one way to find out." Serenity said. "Play it Yugi."
Yugi pushed the cassette into the tape player. At first there was only static, then they heard:

'You are, my fire...
The one desire..."
(Backstreet Boys)

"NO!!!!!" they all shouted.
"Fast Forward! FAST FORWARD!!!" all the girls said unison.
Yugi quickly pressed the FF button waited a few extra minutes, then pressed play again. They then heard:

'Sometimes I run,
Sometimes,
Sometimes I hide,
Sometimes I'm scared of you--'
(Britney Spears)

"FAST FORWARD...NOW!!!" the girls said again.
Yugi once again pressed the FF button again. When he pressed the play button (hopefully for the last time), they heard the most evil of songs:

'I love you! You love me!
We're a happy family...'
(Barney)

Well that just ended the musical interlude right there.
"THAT'S IT!!!" ES cried. She ripped the tape out of the player (almost breaking it mind you) and threw it onto the pavement. She then stopped the jeep and began to runover the tape several times. "DIE!!! DIE EVIL MUSIC!!!"

Yami started to have a chill down his spine while he relaxed in the backyard of the mansion. A Bunny refilled his lemonade glass as Joey and Tristan were flirting with other Bunnies. Seto sat beside him, tanning in the warm sun.
"Well Yami. It seems that my plan worked." Seto said, glancing over to the concerned Yami. "What's the matter?"
"I don't know." Yami said. "I just feel that something bad is going to happen."
"Oh, don't worry yourself. Nothing is gonna happen to us. D151 will become a Mary Sue and all will be well."
"I'm not so sure. But you should think about it."

End of Chapter 3

Finally! I finally got this chapter in. It might be a while for Chapter 4. Everyone has to be patient!!! Ciao!