Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or the PBM, or the fact that I'm utterly deprived that I still don't have a computer(I'm typing form Earth Star's computer. So sue me!). En joy Ch.5!
Chapter 5
All Wrapped Up!
Seto and Yami Bakura woke up from obsessive banging on their door. They both got up and went for the door.
"What on earth is that racket?!" Yami Bakura growled.
"I don't know. But it's ticking me off!" Seto moaned.
As soon as they reached the door, they were thrown back from a force that also knocked the door over to one side. They both landed on their backs hard. Yami Bakura had fainted as Seto sat up to see two looming figures at the frame where the door once stood.
"Who are you?!" he shouted.
The taller of the two figures slowly walked over to him. The face was covered as the person whacked him on the side of Seto's head, knocking him cold.
"Your worst nightmare." the figure said.
D151 awakened again from something stirring in her chest.
'Something is coming!!' she thought worringly. 'My Author Senses are tingling...'
Sudden ly, the door exploded into cinders as bodies rushed into the room.
"Oops! Used to much gun powder." a male voice said.
D151 heard that voice before. As soon as the dust cleared, her heart skipped a beat from who she saw.
"EARTH STAR!!! YUGI!!! YOU CAME FOR ME!!!!" she yelled, flying out of bed and rushing to them with open arms. "THANK YOU!!"
"Don't thank us just yet D151." ES said giving her a small hug. "There's a large present for you down in the lobby."
"Hurry up! I brought clothes for you to wear." Yugi said muffled by D151's hugs.
D151 got dressed in her normal clothing(which relieved her a lot) and followed ES and Yugi down the long dark corridors, down to the lobby.
"1..."
"2..."
"2 1/2..."
"2 2/3..."
" YUGI!"
"Fine.....3!"
"SURPRISE!!"
Out of nowhere, the lights were turned on and the lobby was flooded with light. D151's eyes needed to focus a little while. When she retrieved her senses, her jaw suddenly dropped.
Seto ane Yami Bakura were tied, blind-folded , and gagged in the middle of the lobby floor. Joey, Yami, Tristan and Bakura we also tied beside them, they all were still in their Pj's, shaking with fear and stupidity. Hugh Hephner and all the PBB's crowded around as Mai, Tea and Serenity came bounding down the hallway beside D151, ES and Yugi.
"D151! You're still alive!" Tea cheered as she gave D151 a small pat on the back.
"Do you think I'd be taken over by a pair of bunny ears?" D151 said. "With a life I lead, it's hard to turn around a life like mine."
"We're just glad you're still with us."Serenity smiled.
"We all missed you today." Mai said bluntly. "We all worried about when you were captured by the dumb and dumbers here." She then gave a swift kick to Joey's knee. He gave a moan of pain.
"Speaking of which..." D151 said. "What am I gonna do with all of you?" She then walked up to the frightened boys. She was strangely calm.
"We're very sorry D151!" Joey moaned through the pain from his knee.
"Kaiba dragged us into it." Tristan said. "We are really sorry about it."
"Don't hurt us badly." Yami said. "Just not the face."
"Oh....you're not the one's I'm talking about..."
"Then....who are- -?"
"Tea, release these four trouble-makers." D151 ordered. "Mai, take the blind-folds off our two dear friends here."
The four trouble-makers gave sighs of relief as each one of them were untied. Now, the only one's trying to break free and run for their lives were Seto and Y.Bakura.
"ES...Where's my mace?" D151 asked.
"I have it right here."ES said as she put the precious weapon in D151's hand.
"Thank you!" she said as everyone could hear thunder beginning to sound outside. A red aura began to glow all around D151's body. "Now....what are wee going to do to you for punishment?" She started to ungagged Yami Bakura, and he began to scream.
"Please!!! Don't hurt me!" he yelled, his voice almost shattering the windows around them. "I knew it was a bad idea! I love you getting tortured by author's!"
"...wee...phoo...!(Me too!)" Kaiba muffled.
"Well, these are words I thought I would never hear." D151 chuckled, then her always-happy face went serious. "Considering they are all a bunch of lies!!!!" Her aura begin to expand around her every passing second. She walked up beside Kaiba and ungagged him also. He was silent, but he was too scared to speak very much. "Tell me, tell me....who doth torture all?" D151 said in a calm voice.
"Authors." Kaiba coughed.
"And who aren't the ones who don't get tortured?" D151 asked, looking at Y. Bakura.
"...authors...." he said in a wavering voice.
"Right again!" D151 said in a teacher-like voice. "And who should be punished right now?"
"....us....." they both said.
"BINGO!!" ES said laughing at all of it. "Give them both a prize!!!"
"Oh.....I'll give them a prize alright...." D151 chuckled again.
"Uh, what is she doing?" Hugh asked Joey.
"Giving Kaiba and Y.Bakura their payback..." Joey said.
"We should stop her."
"I don't think that's a good idea. Considering D151 has her handy."
"Why is that?"
"Trying to stop D151 is like saying: 'Any last requests?'"
D151 continued. "Now...for your prize." D151 said as she raised her mace with fire daggers in her eyes. Seto and Y. Bakura as she began to bring the mace down........but then stopped just as the mace brushed the tips of Seto's hair. The aura around her faded as the fire daggers retreated from her eyes.
"What's wrong D151?" ES asked surprised.
"Why don't you clobber them?" Serenity chimed in.
D151's head began to lower to her chest. "......no.......I won't......"
Everyone began to gasped in shock.
"No?" Seto squeaked.
"I can't do this!" D151 said, letting the mace fall from her hand, the mace making a dent on the floor beneath them. ES ran up to her.
"Well, why not?" ES asked. "You just whack them on the head 'til their knocked out, and we go home happy. End of story."
"Exactly. It's way too easy."
"Why do you say that?"
D151 turned and smiled with the most devilish smile you could dream up. "Because I have a better idea."
"WHAT?!" Seto and Y.Bakura shouted.
"That's the D151 we know and love!!!" Yugi said, running towards the two girls.
"Mr. Hugh Hepher?"
"Yes Miss D151?" he said shakily.
"Instead of me being subtracted from your company...."
"Yes?"
" Let's add two more to your Bunny crew!!!"
"Who do you suggest?"
"Introducing......" D151 cheered as she pulled ES and Yugi out of the way from Seto and Y.Bakura's direction. ".......you new......Playboy Bunnies : Seto Kaiba and Yami Bakura!!!!!"
Both boys' eyes widened. "NOOOOOOOO--!" they screamed as D151 and ES gagged them again.
"I will gladly take them in Miss D151." Hugh said. "Okay PBB's (excluding D151 of course) please escort our new family up to their bed chambers."
"Mnnnnoooooo...." Yami Bakura's muffled voice screamed.
"VI'M FWARROY!(I'm sorry!)" Seto shouted behind the cloth covering.
"Too late Kaiba dear." D151 said behind him. "Too late."
After all the commotion from Kaiba and Yami Bakura, and all the PBB's leaving, all who were present were Mai, Serenity, Tea, Yugi, Yami, Joey, Tristan, Bakura, ES, and D151. Also left was Hugh, sitting smoking his pipe while reading a book he found beside Yami Bakura's bed side. The large group began to leave.
"Well....I guess that's that." Yami stated.
"Yeah. What a day." Tristan said.
"And we didn't even get to celebrate your birthday." Yugi said. "Sorry D151."
"Enough apologies." D151 said chuckling. "We'll just wait until next year."
Hugh got up from his chair. "Excuse me, Miss D151?"
D151 turned. "Yes?"
"Pardon my asking but, today's your birthday?"
"Yes. Didn't Seto tell you?"
"Actually no. But, would you like to celebrate your Birthday now?"
"At this time of night?"
"C'mon D151." Mai said excited. "This is coming for Hugh Hephner himself!"
"D151, think of it as my apology to you. All expenses paid."
Everyone cheered except D151. Then all stopped as every one looked at her.
"What do you think D151?" Tea asked.
D151 looked at her and raised her mace. "Let's have the time of their lives!"
"YEAH!" Everyone cheered as they could shouting from somewhere inside the mansion. D151 laughed.
THE END(?)
Seto: 'The End?' What's that supposed to mean?
D151: I'm not finished yet!
Yugi: Write about the Party!
D151: I'll get to that! Next time on :
Chapter 6:
The Celebration!