Whoo boy, I re-wrote the fic. Added a few things here and there. Like before, Rad, and Carlos make an appearance. (Finally)
Rad and Carlos: YAY! ^_^
Caitlin: That is, until, you see what you have to do ::devious smile::
((Rad and Carlos look over the story))
Carlos: No way, dude! You're never gonna make me do that!
Rad: ::on his knees begging:: pleeeeeaase not me! Anything but that!
Caitlin: Don't blame me! Specularia told me to do it!
((Rad and Carlos give Specularia the Deathglare, who brandishes a fuzzy blue tennis racket. The two boys shrink away in terror))
Rad: Okay! Okay! We'll do what you say!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Transformers or any other anime for that matter, so please don't sue me… I'm broke anyway.
Now, onto the inappropriate fanfic of DOOM!
Setting: The Autobot base
Characters: All
::Alexis and Caitlin are both in bad moods. Why? Because of dun, dun, duuuun "IT!!!":
{( [AUTHOR'S SIDENOTE: all you girls out there must know what I'm talking about] )}
Hotshot: Hey Rad, Carlos, why are the girls acting so weird?
Rad: ::laughs nervously:: Weird? I don't see any difference, do you, Carlos.
Carlos: ::Sweatdrops:: Me? Ah, no, not at all. It must be all in your processor, Hotshot.
Hotshot: Come on, I know you guys are hiding something.
Carlos: Would we ever lie to you, amigo?
Hotshot: ::glare::
Rad: Alright, alright, alright! ::sighs:: Well, there's this thing that happens to girls…
Carlos: And it's sorta like when animals go into… oh, what was that called? Heat? Yeah that's what it was. They go into this kinda heat thingy once a month.
Hotshot: I don't get it, what does temperature have to do with it?
Rad & Carlos: ::facevault::
Rad: It's just an expression, Hotshot.
Hotshot: Okay?
Carlos: Yeah, it's when their hormones go all crazy man! And us guys have to suffer because of it!
Hotshot: Sounds like murder.
Rad: You have no idea…
::Enter Optimus, Scavenger, Smokescreen, Red-Alert, Jetfire, Sideswipe and Blur, all of which are talking amongst each other::
Blur: Is it just me, or are those human girls acting a bit out of character?
Optimus: Yes, they haven't been acting like themselves for the past few days.
Hotshot: Oh, hey guys! Rad and Carlos were explaining about how girls go into heat, and that's why they're acting so different.
Red-Alert: ::chokes:: O_O WHAT?!
Optimus: I've heard of this bizarre cycle. Its main purpose is to help procreate the species-
Smokescreen: But that's about damn near impossible because every time you come within twenty feet of 'em they try an' kill ya.
Scavenger: Is there anything else you boys want to warn us about?
Carlos: You really don't want to know, man. They put us through hell and blame us for everything!
Rad: Most of the time they just looove to find a valid excuse to fight.
Optimus: They do?
Carlos: You think Megatron on a bad day is awful, just try to get past a PMS-ing chick! You'd be lucky to get away with your hide in tact!
Jetfire: 'PMS'?
Rad: I forgot what it means.
Carlos: It translates into Pain-inducing Maniacal and Sadistic!!
Hotshot: Why?
Both Boys: Because that's what they are!
Optimus: Are you sure that's the only way they behave?
Rad: No, they can get too emotional also.
Sideswipe: Like how?
Carlos: Well, chicks can go from like, Godzilla to tears in .5 seconds flat.
OKAY….. NOW ON TO THE DECEPTICONS!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
{{{alright… the D-cons bugged the Autobot base for a short time, so they could listen in on their, ahem, "important" conversations. Guess what they ended up listening to??? ::evil laughter:::}}}
Cyclonus: Megatron sir! Listen to what those Autobot scum are talking about!
Megatron: What's this? Those stupid Autobots are talking about… human females going into heat?!
Demolisher: ::scratches his head:: What's that, sir?
Megatron: Do you think I know, you bumbling idiot?!
Demolisher: Sounds painful…
Starscream: I don't think I even want to know…
BACK TO THE AUTOBOTS…..
[[[hehehe… all chaos shall ensue! Alexis and Caitlin have snuck up on the boys still talking about IT…]]]
Alexis: What the heck are they talking about?
Caitlin: I dunno… but it can't possibly be good when it's guy talk.
Hotshot: ::nearly goes through the roof:: WHAT?! They actually bleed?!?!?!
Red-Alert: O_O ::stares in shock::
Optimus: ::sweatdrop:: Ooookayyyy, too much information for my own good…
Caitlin & Alexis: O_O;; O_O;;
J
***okay… I re-did parts of the story. I used vashgirl's description of the whole mood-swing thingy, so credit to her! Wheee… look for a continuation soon.