((Author's Note: Okay, I'm quite sure this sort of thing has been done
before, but I can't STAND Inu Yasha! Well, actually he's pretty cool
sometimes but I am a loyal follower of Lord Sesshou Maru! Okay, here goes
nothing!!!))
This is dedicated to Jennifer, my best friend, all because she loves Inu Yasha!
25 Ways To Kill Inu Yasha!
Grab a kid to protect and use his sword against him.
Lock him in a room full of fleas.
Throw him off a cliff (A/N How original.)
Stick a C-4 in his food.
Dress him in pink and throw him in a room of cheek-pinching Grannies.
Put him in a computer game where you can play God.
Smash the TV he's on. (A/N Just make sure the episode doesn't have Sess in it!)
Tell him how cute he is.
Take him to a country where they eat dogs.
Stick a chip in him that shocks him when he says any bad words.
Take off his cloak and put him in a burning forest.
Hug him to death.
Introduce him to Mr. Shotgun.
Drop flaming pancakes on him.
Let him have a go with Sephiroth. (Final Fantasy VII)
Unleash my cat on his head.
Put him in a room with no doggy door and no food or water.
Tell him to sneak into Fort Nocks. (A/N I know that's spelled wrong)
Tell the US he's in league with Bin Laden.
Spear him on that pointy thingy on top of the Empire State Building.
Tell him the everglades has no alligators in it.
Lock him in a room with Sesshou Maru's toad servant for 72 hours and he'll rid the world of both of them. (A/N Halleluiah!)
Let loose all the Sesshou Maru fangirls with weapons of their choice.
Steal a nuke and tell him to hold it for you.
Make him swallow really big firecrackers.
((Author's Note: Don't worry, this will get longer in time, but review for now. I'm looking forward to flames that I can answer! I wrote this to spite my best friend Jennifer because she loves Dog-boy, and I can't wait to see her reaction! **Makaru Yuli**))
This is dedicated to Jennifer, my best friend, all because she loves Inu Yasha!
25 Ways To Kill Inu Yasha!
Grab a kid to protect and use his sword against him.
Lock him in a room full of fleas.
Throw him off a cliff (A/N How original.)
Stick a C-4 in his food.
Dress him in pink and throw him in a room of cheek-pinching Grannies.
Put him in a computer game where you can play God.
Smash the TV he's on. (A/N Just make sure the episode doesn't have Sess in it!)
Tell him how cute he is.
Take him to a country where they eat dogs.
Stick a chip in him that shocks him when he says any bad words.
Take off his cloak and put him in a burning forest.
Hug him to death.
Introduce him to Mr. Shotgun.
Drop flaming pancakes on him.
Let him have a go with Sephiroth. (Final Fantasy VII)
Unleash my cat on his head.
Put him in a room with no doggy door and no food or water.
Tell him to sneak into Fort Nocks. (A/N I know that's spelled wrong)
Tell the US he's in league with Bin Laden.
Spear him on that pointy thingy on top of the Empire State Building.
Tell him the everglades has no alligators in it.
Lock him in a room with Sesshou Maru's toad servant for 72 hours and he'll rid the world of both of them. (A/N Halleluiah!)
Let loose all the Sesshou Maru fangirls with weapons of their choice.
Steal a nuke and tell him to hold it for you.
Make him swallow really big firecrackers.
((Author's Note: Don't worry, this will get longer in time, but review for now. I'm looking forward to flames that I can answer! I wrote this to spite my best friend Jennifer because she loves Dog-boy, and I can't wait to see her reaction! **Makaru Yuli**))