CHAPTER 2!!!!!!! YAY!
Dun dun dun!
Retake: Kagome and Shippo follow the yellow brick road.
*Kagome and Shippo come upon a large field with a scarecrow **hint hint** in it.*
Kagome: Uhh, now what?
Shippo: We wait until Inuyasha decides to move.
*Waiting for about ten minutes until Kagome gets bored.*
Kagome: That's it. Wakey wakey time Inuyasha!
*Kagome lifts up the scarecrow hat to reveal a wooden block.*
Kagome: INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Director runs onto set*
Director: RUN! HANYOU ON CAFFEINE, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
*Director runs out, pursued by a hanyou on caffeine high.*
Director: *thinks* I knew I shouldn't have poofed him into the coffee lounge.
*Shippo and Kagome wisely decide to run as well, until Shippo clears his panic and transforms into his pink-balloon. Kagome sits on top of him and watches Inuyasha chase the Director around in circles a million times.*
Shippo: Shouldn't you 'oswauri' him?
Kagome: That's what you get when you tell someone that I will kiss them if they shut up.
Shippo: Good point.
*They watch for a while longer until Kouga suddenly comes out of the closet.*
Shippo: AHHHHHH! IT'S THE LIVING DEAD!!!!
Kagome: Uh oh Spaghettio.
*Shippo tries to fly away.*
Shippo: Kagome, Kouga's scaring me.
Kagome: Don't worry Shippou-chan. Nothing more shall scare you. OSUWARI!
*BOOM*
Inuyasha: E= mc2
Shippo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THAT'S EVEN MORE SCARY!!!!
Kagome: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YOU'RE RIGHT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Inuyasha: Huh? What'd I say? *sees Kouga* GRRRRRRRRRRRR........
*Director decides to intervene* *POOF go Inuyasha and Kouga*
*Kagome and Shippo are hyperventilating* Thank you, *pant* Director. *pant*
Director: On with the play!
Kagome: Uh, but don't we need Inuyasha?
Director: He's in place. ON WITH THE PLAY!
*Kagome and Shippo walk up to the scarecrow*
Kagome: Uh, hi?
Inuyasha: *thrashing* GOD DAM* THESE NAILS!
Shippo: *whispers to Kagome* That was smart, nailing him in place.
Kagome: Inuyasha, say your lines.
Inuyasha: NEVER!
Kagome: *dangerous voice* Inuyasha..........
Inuyasha: *gulps* *mutters* If I only had a brain.
Shippo: What? I can't hear you........
Inuyasha: If I only had a brain!
Shippo: Right you are! *pulls out audio recorder* MUHAHAHA! BLACKMAIL!!!!!!!!! BLACKMAIL!!!!!!!! YESYESYESYESYESYESYES! *pushes play button, Inuyasha saying "If I only had a brain" is heard*
Inuyasha: NANI??? You little twerp! I quit!
Director: You can't.
Inuyasha: I can!
Director: But then every Ramen cup you touch will explode!
Inuyasha: WHAT???????????????????
Director: I've USED MY authoress and Director Powers so that if you touch a Ramen cup, it explodes!
Inuyasha: *staring into space, shocked*
Kagome: Really? *gets Ramen cup and throws it to Inuyasha*
*BOOM*
*Inuyasha is covered in Ramen noodles*
Shippo: Fireworks! *throws multiple Ramen cups at Inuyasha*
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*Inuyasha looks like the Swamp Creature*
Kagome: Shippo, stop.
Shippo: Do I have to?
Kagome: Yes.
Shippo: Fine.
Director: Come on people, we haven't got all day!
Kagome: Actually we do....
Director: Do I look like I care?! Inuyasha, get moving!
*Inuyasha is trying to eat the Ramen noodles on him, but they fade into wisps of smoke*
Inuyasha: Dam* you, Director.
Director: I HEARD that! *throws Ramen cup at Inuyasha*
*BOOM*
*Inuyasha walks over to Kagome and Shippo*
Shippo: Oh man, now HE'S gonna have to walk with us, isn't he?!?!
Kagome: Calm down, Shippo. And NO THROWING RAMEN CUPS AT INUYASHA.
*Shippo grumbles and drops the thousands of Ramen cups in his tail, vest, and arms.*
*Kagome sweatdrops*
SRY there is almost no plot in this, just a luvly humor thingamajig. I MUST POST MY FIC OF RANDOMNESS SOON! cYa!
Dun dun dun!
Retake: Kagome and Shippo follow the yellow brick road.
*Kagome and Shippo come upon a large field with a scarecrow **hint hint** in it.*
Kagome: Uhh, now what?
Shippo: We wait until Inuyasha decides to move.
*Waiting for about ten minutes until Kagome gets bored.*
Kagome: That's it. Wakey wakey time Inuyasha!
*Kagome lifts up the scarecrow hat to reveal a wooden block.*
Kagome: INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Director runs onto set*
Director: RUN! HANYOU ON CAFFEINE, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
*Director runs out, pursued by a hanyou on caffeine high.*
Director: *thinks* I knew I shouldn't have poofed him into the coffee lounge.
*Shippo and Kagome wisely decide to run as well, until Shippo clears his panic and transforms into his pink-balloon. Kagome sits on top of him and watches Inuyasha chase the Director around in circles a million times.*
Shippo: Shouldn't you 'oswauri' him?
Kagome: That's what you get when you tell someone that I will kiss them if they shut up.
Shippo: Good point.
*They watch for a while longer until Kouga suddenly comes out of the closet.*
Shippo: AHHHHHH! IT'S THE LIVING DEAD!!!!
Kagome: Uh oh Spaghettio.
*Shippo tries to fly away.*
Shippo: Kagome, Kouga's scaring me.
Kagome: Don't worry Shippou-chan. Nothing more shall scare you. OSUWARI!
*BOOM*
Inuyasha: E= mc2
Shippo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THAT'S EVEN MORE SCARY!!!!
Kagome: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! YOU'RE RIGHT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Inuyasha: Huh? What'd I say? *sees Kouga* GRRRRRRRRRRRR........
*Director decides to intervene* *POOF go Inuyasha and Kouga*
*Kagome and Shippo are hyperventilating* Thank you, *pant* Director. *pant*
Director: On with the play!
Kagome: Uh, but don't we need Inuyasha?
Director: He's in place. ON WITH THE PLAY!
*Kagome and Shippo walk up to the scarecrow*
Kagome: Uh, hi?
Inuyasha: *thrashing* GOD DAM* THESE NAILS!
Shippo: *whispers to Kagome* That was smart, nailing him in place.
Kagome: Inuyasha, say your lines.
Inuyasha: NEVER!
Kagome: *dangerous voice* Inuyasha..........
Inuyasha: *gulps* *mutters* If I only had a brain.
Shippo: What? I can't hear you........
Inuyasha: If I only had a brain!
Shippo: Right you are! *pulls out audio recorder* MUHAHAHA! BLACKMAIL!!!!!!!!! BLACKMAIL!!!!!!!! YESYESYESYESYESYESYES! *pushes play button, Inuyasha saying "If I only had a brain" is heard*
Inuyasha: NANI??? You little twerp! I quit!
Director: You can't.
Inuyasha: I can!
Director: But then every Ramen cup you touch will explode!
Inuyasha: WHAT???????????????????
Director: I've USED MY authoress and Director Powers so that if you touch a Ramen cup, it explodes!
Inuyasha: *staring into space, shocked*
Kagome: Really? *gets Ramen cup and throws it to Inuyasha*
*BOOM*
*Inuyasha is covered in Ramen noodles*
Shippo: Fireworks! *throws multiple Ramen cups at Inuyasha*
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*Inuyasha looks like the Swamp Creature*
Kagome: Shippo, stop.
Shippo: Do I have to?
Kagome: Yes.
Shippo: Fine.
Director: Come on people, we haven't got all day!
Kagome: Actually we do....
Director: Do I look like I care?! Inuyasha, get moving!
*Inuyasha is trying to eat the Ramen noodles on him, but they fade into wisps of smoke*
Inuyasha: Dam* you, Director.
Director: I HEARD that! *throws Ramen cup at Inuyasha*
*BOOM*
*Inuyasha walks over to Kagome and Shippo*
Shippo: Oh man, now HE'S gonna have to walk with us, isn't he?!?!
Kagome: Calm down, Shippo. And NO THROWING RAMEN CUPS AT INUYASHA.
*Shippo grumbles and drops the thousands of Ramen cups in his tail, vest, and arms.*
*Kagome sweatdrops*
SRY there is almost no plot in this, just a luvly humor thingamajig. I MUST POST MY FIC OF RANDOMNESS SOON! cYa!