T'WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ALIAS

Disclaimer: I own NOTHING to do with alias, it's all Bad Robot, J.J. Abrams, and ABC's property. Not mine.

T'was the night before Alias when all through the state everyone was excited and no one could wait. The VCR's were set by the TV's with care in hopes Vaughn and Syd would soon be a pair. The children were shivering scared in their beds while nightmares of Sark danced in their heads. Irina in her cell, and Jack in his bed had just settled down for a long winters nap. When during Syd's mission there arose such a clatter we all sprang from our seats waiting to see what was the matter. When what to Syd's wandering eye should appear, but a shiver down her spine that Suit and Glasses was near. So from the next room I could see him greet me, and turning around I could see his partner, Sarky. They were dressed in black from head to toe and there smiles were as evil as evil could show. A pair of pliers he grabbed from his sack and yelled with revenge, "Suit and glasses is back!" Their eyes how they scared me their dimples how ugly. They spoke not a word but went straight to there work prying teeth from the innocent and being a real jerk. And kicking them both to her feet Sydney rose and killing them right there after changing her clothes. Then out of nowhere Michael appeared and rescued the captured, now Sark no one feared. But I heard Vaughn exclaim as they drove out of sight, "Syd, I love you will you marry me tonight?"