GPK: Hi. Welcome back to my fanfic.
ESGP: If you'd like to make a call please hang up and dial again.
Seto: Stupid rat.beat me in a duelhangs his head in shame
ESGP: That's cause I like tuna. If I hadn't thrown in that Emergency
Rations card, I would have lost. But I didn't so I'm the King of Dragons,
so phhhthhhhhh!
GPK: Muse, why did you just throw Seto a raspberry?
Seto: Why you little rat! Jumps on ESGP and starts a fight.
Chibi Yami: I heard raspberers are twasty!
GPK: I don't own Yu-gi-oh or any copyrighted material used in this fic. Now
let's start before the Nine Regions of Hell break loose.
Ryou had been walking for five hours and it was starting to get dark. Ryou
yawns "I'd better set up camp before it gets any darker" // You wuss. I
used to walk all night long just to get to my job// /Um, Bakura. You're a
thief/ //So! // /Never mind. G'night Bakura-chan./ Ryou laid out his bed
roll and set up a tarp tent in some foliage, so he would be concealed. He
grunted something about his Yami and fell asleep.
"Where are you from," Yugi asked the young female traveling beside him.
"Me? I'm from the Village of Fountains."
"What are you doing so far away from you home?"
"When boys turn 13 they have to go on a quest to see whether they want to
stay at the village or stay in the outside world."
"How long do you have to stay away?"
"Three months, and I just left today." The two just arrived at camp to see
Tristan boiling water, and Joey off in the bushes setting up a tent.
"Curse you tent," Joey said putting a steak in the ground.
"Hey Joey, Tristan, come meet our new companion." Tristan walked up to her
and said, "the name's Tristan. What's yours?"
"Call me Tea."
"Okay then Tea. I'll go drag the lazy bum away from the tent." Tristan then
walked over to Joey and dragged him back to Tea. "This freeloader is known
as Joey." Joey stood up and was about to shake hands with Tea, when he
jumped up and shouted "Anzu!"
"So Jono, long time no see. Your sisters been worried sick about you, and
her eyesight is failing. Have you no respect for your family!"
"Hey I decided to stay in the world outside those walls. But now I got to
make some money to help my sista'." Joey started thinking hard when Yugi
spoke up, "Joey, why don't you make money dueling. We're bound to run into
some other duelists."
"Dat's a great Idea Yug! And I think I'll work. So all I got's to do is get
enough money to buy a card that will help Serenity. Wahoo!" Joey started
jumping for joy.
"Hey Joey. Why don't you stop doing cartwheels and work on the tent."
"Ah, put a lid on it Tristan."
"You wanna say that to my face?"
"Sure, put a lid on it Tristan!" "You're going down Joey!" And with that said a small dust cloud formed from Joey and Tristan fighting. "Um, should we break this up?" "Don't worry about it Tea. I think this is just their bizarre way of showing they care. I'm going to go put up the tent. Why don't you mix the contents of that leather pouch to the water." "Okay Yugi." The night went on undisturbed except for Joey telling Yugi and Tristan all about his past. They eventually filed into the tent and went to sleep. Malik Ishtar stared at the ceiling of his house as he thought about the day's events. 'First I had breakfast. Isis made pancakes. Then I recruited more people for my cult. Then those guys showed up. Then that really big guy with the Blue-Eyes White Dragon appeared, then he got pushed off the cliff by his son or something like that. Then Umbra and Lunis came along and helped get the city running again. Bless those two imbeciles. Their stupid and foolish, but they'll do in a pinch. After the city was up and running again my Yami had the urge to come out and burn things. Isis's Yami had to seduce him to keep him from burning the town down. The went into Isis' bedroom and still haven't come out,' Malik shuddered at the thought of Isis and his alter ego's getting it on, 'bad mental image there.' Malik stood up and Isis looked at him. "Malik what are you doing," she asked from his spare bed. Before she got an answer Malik started banging his head on the wall and shouting "Mental thud Images thud Get thud Out thud Of thud My thud Head thud." He did this several times until he knocked himself out. Isis just sighed and put him in his bed. Shadi wandered the streets, looking for cards. In fact he was looking for one particular card. 'When am I ever going to find that Garnecia Elephantus card?' "Hey you!" Shadi turned around and pointed to himself. "Yeah you, come over here." Shadi did as he was told. "You appear to be looking for something. If it's a card, I can help you. Just tell me what you want and I'll tell you the price." "I would like a Garnecia Elephantus." Hmm. I "only have one, so I'm not willing to sell it. Perhaps you would have a Machine King?" "Yes I happen to have one of those." "I'll trade you, my Garnecia Elephantus for your Machine King. Deal?" "Yes, thank you." They swapped cards and went their separate ways. 'Bandit Keith, your deck is now complete. And all you had to do was trade away one of your three Garnecia Elephantus's. That guy was a sucker.' With that Bandit Keith disappeared into the crowd. "You Pushed father off a cliff! How can you say he deserved it?" Seto backed off from his ranting adoptive brother, Gozaburo's true son, Noah. Seto took off his tunic top revealing tons of scars. "He did this to me, he killed innocents, and he was an ass! That's why he deserved it!" Noah was about to yell back when a tall guard dressed in armor walked into the room. "Seto Kaiba, as the king's main advisor he gas sent me to inform you that by Gozaburo's tragic death you are now the kingdom champion. That is all," and he left the room. Noah was too shocked to say anything, and if he had Seto would have been put to death for treason. Yugi woke up as sun's first rays peeked in their tent. Tea sat by a fire she had built up. Tristan and Joey were still fast asleep in the tent. "Morning Tea." "Good morning, Yugi." "I'd better wake up those two," Yugi said motioning toward the tent, "we need to be getting off soon." "Those two snore really loudly." "Yeah." Yugi and Tea leaned closer and closer until, "Yeah hot action right here!" Yugi and Tea pulled away, blushing, while Joey and Tristan were sniggering. "Come let's go," Yugi said while saddling up his horse. "Nice horses. I'll duel ya for them," a strange voice said. "Show yourself," Tristan yelled while pulling out his sword. A teenage girl with blonde hair walked out of the forest. Joey's jaw dropped to the ground. "I'm Mai. Now do you want to duel or not?" "I'll duel," Joey said while stepping up. "Joey, are you sure? I mean this could get rough." "Thanks for your concern, Yug, but I've been training two years for this. Bring it Mai." "Okay then" She walked into a clearing through some trees. Joey, Tristan, Yugi and Tea followed along with the horses that carried their gear. "Let's duel," Joey and Mai shouted at the same time. Mai started off playing Harpie Lady and Elegant Egotist, getting her The Harpie Lady Sisters. Joey had no chance for half the game, simply playing cards in defense mode that got trounced. "Now I'll finish you Joey. It's your last move, play it wisely." Joey picked up his card, Time Wizard. 'Time Wizard!! How's that going to save me?! Oh yeah, It has an effect. And my baby dragon is still on the field. Here goes nothing' "I play Time Wizard in attack mode, then I'll flip my Baby Dragon into attack mode also. Time Wizard, Time Roulette!" The little needle spun and landed dead center in a time machine. "Yeah! Not only does it weaken your monsters, but it also turns my Baby Dragon into a Thousand Dragon! Thousand Dragon attack!" Thousand Dragon rears back its head and unleashes a fireball that destroys Mai's Harpie Lady's and her Life Points. "Okay. You win. What do you want from me?" "We want you to come with us!" Joey and Tristan chorused. "We could use another duelist of your skill." "Okay. I'll go get my horse." Everyone face-faulted. Ryou walked along in the forest staying off of the roads. "Hey you!" 'Huh?' Ryou turned around to see a short guy with purple bangs. "Are you a duelist," Ryou asked. "Yeah, I am! Let's duel!" Ryou walked over to the guy. "You're about to be stomped out by my dinos!" "Let's just duel." "Fine, you stupid albino." Ryou was ticked "It's time to duel!" Ryou went first. "I play one card face down and one card face down in defense mode." The cards appeared in the meadow they were in. "Fine, I play Two-Headed King Rex in attack mode! Two-Headed King Rex attack!" "You've activated my Morphing Jar! We both discard our hands and draw five cards. Ryou looked at his new cards. He had his favorite, the Change of Heart, then he had Morphing Jar, Monster Reborn, White Magical Hat and Pot of Greed. "Okay, I'll play Pot of Greed and draw two cards. Magical Ghost and Dragon Zombie. "I play Dragon Zombie in attack mode and use Monster Reborn to revive your Serpent Knight Dragon to my side." Rex groaned and drew a card. "I play one card face down in defense mode. Ryou drew, but it didn't matter. "I play Change of Heart to take control of your card. Now I'll switch your Uraby into attack mode and have Serpent Knight Dragon attack you directly for 2350. I win." Rex fell on the ground and sobbed. GPK: Wow, that was longer than I meant to write. Guess I got carried away. ESGP:dueling Seto again Now I'll play Emergency Rations to gain 1000 LP by sacrificing my Polymerization card from the field. Seto: 'What is with him and that tuna card?'
"Sure, put a lid on it Tristan!" "You're going down Joey!" And with that said a small dust cloud formed from Joey and Tristan fighting. "Um, should we break this up?" "Don't worry about it Tea. I think this is just their bizarre way of showing they care. I'm going to go put up the tent. Why don't you mix the contents of that leather pouch to the water." "Okay Yugi." The night went on undisturbed except for Joey telling Yugi and Tristan all about his past. They eventually filed into the tent and went to sleep. Malik Ishtar stared at the ceiling of his house as he thought about the day's events. 'First I had breakfast. Isis made pancakes. Then I recruited more people for my cult. Then those guys showed up. Then that really big guy with the Blue-Eyes White Dragon appeared, then he got pushed off the cliff by his son or something like that. Then Umbra and Lunis came along and helped get the city running again. Bless those two imbeciles. Their stupid and foolish, but they'll do in a pinch. After the city was up and running again my Yami had the urge to come out and burn things. Isis's Yami had to seduce him to keep him from burning the town down. The went into Isis' bedroom and still haven't come out,' Malik shuddered at the thought of Isis and his alter ego's getting it on, 'bad mental image there.' Malik stood up and Isis looked at him. "Malik what are you doing," she asked from his spare bed. Before she got an answer Malik started banging his head on the wall and shouting "Mental thud Images thud Get thud Out thud Of thud My thud Head thud." He did this several times until he knocked himself out. Isis just sighed and put him in his bed. Shadi wandered the streets, looking for cards. In fact he was looking for one particular card. 'When am I ever going to find that Garnecia Elephantus card?' "Hey you!" Shadi turned around and pointed to himself. "Yeah you, come over here." Shadi did as he was told. "You appear to be looking for something. If it's a card, I can help you. Just tell me what you want and I'll tell you the price." "I would like a Garnecia Elephantus." Hmm. I "only have one, so I'm not willing to sell it. Perhaps you would have a Machine King?" "Yes I happen to have one of those." "I'll trade you, my Garnecia Elephantus for your Machine King. Deal?" "Yes, thank you." They swapped cards and went their separate ways. 'Bandit Keith, your deck is now complete. And all you had to do was trade away one of your three Garnecia Elephantus's. That guy was a sucker.' With that Bandit Keith disappeared into the crowd. "You Pushed father off a cliff! How can you say he deserved it?" Seto backed off from his ranting adoptive brother, Gozaburo's true son, Noah. Seto took off his tunic top revealing tons of scars. "He did this to me, he killed innocents, and he was an ass! That's why he deserved it!" Noah was about to yell back when a tall guard dressed in armor walked into the room. "Seto Kaiba, as the king's main advisor he gas sent me to inform you that by Gozaburo's tragic death you are now the kingdom champion. That is all," and he left the room. Noah was too shocked to say anything, and if he had Seto would have been put to death for treason. Yugi woke up as sun's first rays peeked in their tent. Tea sat by a fire she had built up. Tristan and Joey were still fast asleep in the tent. "Morning Tea." "Good morning, Yugi." "I'd better wake up those two," Yugi said motioning toward the tent, "we need to be getting off soon." "Those two snore really loudly." "Yeah." Yugi and Tea leaned closer and closer until, "Yeah hot action right here!" Yugi and Tea pulled away, blushing, while Joey and Tristan were sniggering. "Come let's go," Yugi said while saddling up his horse. "Nice horses. I'll duel ya for them," a strange voice said. "Show yourself," Tristan yelled while pulling out his sword. A teenage girl with blonde hair walked out of the forest. Joey's jaw dropped to the ground. "I'm Mai. Now do you want to duel or not?" "I'll duel," Joey said while stepping up. "Joey, are you sure? I mean this could get rough." "Thanks for your concern, Yug, but I've been training two years for this. Bring it Mai." "Okay then" She walked into a clearing through some trees. Joey, Tristan, Yugi and Tea followed along with the horses that carried their gear. "Let's duel," Joey and Mai shouted at the same time. Mai started off playing Harpie Lady and Elegant Egotist, getting her The Harpie Lady Sisters. Joey had no chance for half the game, simply playing cards in defense mode that got trounced. "Now I'll finish you Joey. It's your last move, play it wisely." Joey picked up his card, Time Wizard. 'Time Wizard!! How's that going to save me?! Oh yeah, It has an effect. And my baby dragon is still on the field. Here goes nothing' "I play Time Wizard in attack mode, then I'll flip my Baby Dragon into attack mode also. Time Wizard, Time Roulette!" The little needle spun and landed dead center in a time machine. "Yeah! Not only does it weaken your monsters, but it also turns my Baby Dragon into a Thousand Dragon! Thousand Dragon attack!" Thousand Dragon rears back its head and unleashes a fireball that destroys Mai's Harpie Lady's and her Life Points. "Okay. You win. What do you want from me?" "We want you to come with us!" Joey and Tristan chorused. "We could use another duelist of your skill." "Okay. I'll go get my horse." Everyone face-faulted. Ryou walked along in the forest staying off of the roads. "Hey you!" 'Huh?' Ryou turned around to see a short guy with purple bangs. "Are you a duelist," Ryou asked. "Yeah, I am! Let's duel!" Ryou walked over to the guy. "You're about to be stomped out by my dinos!" "Let's just duel." "Fine, you stupid albino." Ryou was ticked "It's time to duel!" Ryou went first. "I play one card face down and one card face down in defense mode." The cards appeared in the meadow they were in. "Fine, I play Two-Headed King Rex in attack mode! Two-Headed King Rex attack!" "You've activated my Morphing Jar! We both discard our hands and draw five cards. Ryou looked at his new cards. He had his favorite, the Change of Heart, then he had Morphing Jar, Monster Reborn, White Magical Hat and Pot of Greed. "Okay, I'll play Pot of Greed and draw two cards. Magical Ghost and Dragon Zombie. "I play Dragon Zombie in attack mode and use Monster Reborn to revive your Serpent Knight Dragon to my side." Rex groaned and drew a card. "I play one card face down in defense mode. Ryou drew, but it didn't matter. "I play Change of Heart to take control of your card. Now I'll switch your Uraby into attack mode and have Serpent Knight Dragon attack you directly for 2350. I win." Rex fell on the ground and sobbed. GPK: Wow, that was longer than I meant to write. Guess I got carried away. ESGP:dueling Seto again Now I'll play Emergency Rations to gain 1000 LP by sacrificing my Polymerization card from the field. Seto: 'What is with him and that tuna card?'