Well here is Mazoku's and my little story, it's not done yet but it will be
soon. Let's just say than this story is stupid, funny and completely
random. We both wrote this under the influence of Crack Chocolate tm. Not
to mention we were bored out of our minds on a 10-hour bus trip to go on a
cruise of our own. So just sit back and enjoy ^_^ Oh yeah and the title is
roughly translated out of Latin into 'Hail to the Spiky Babies' yes I know
that title has nothing to do with the story but hey who cares.
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Sonis Claviy Infantas! Ch 1: Prizes!
BAM! BAM! BAM! "Hellooo? Anybody hooommee?"
Clari turned over and looked at the clock. It was 2:00AM, so why was some demented Girl Scout at his front door? The Girl Scout knocked again.
"This is the Prize Patrol, and you're our lucky winner! If you don't come out, this will go to your neighbor," the person shrieked.
If this really WAS the Prize Patrol, there was no way in hell Clari would let the prize go to that fag, Harpsichord. He got up off the couch and opened the door. "What do you want?"
Two strange girls were standing outside of his door with a large envelope. One of them said, "you were chosen to win a cruise for you and all of your friends. We'll be you trip coordinators. I'm Mazoku and this drooling freak is Spam."
Clair grabbed the envelope and slammed the door shut. He was all but drooling himself as he tore the envelope open, before he could finish there was another knock at his door. Still holding the half torn envelope he re- opened the door.
"I thought I told you two to get lost"
"Umm, no you didn't tell us anything, but I'll tell you I bet you have no idea what your doing" Mazoku asked. He rolled his eyes and gave a small laugh.
"What's there to know about winning a cruise?" Clari asked. Spam whipped the remaining slobber from her face and held up a huge stack of papers.
"You might want to fill these out," she said as she dropped the papers in his hands, he stared at the papers, then to the two girls.
"Um, how bout you guys come in, and uhh, help me out?" Clari asked as he stood aside for the two girls. Both smiled and walked in.
"Oh, yeah," Spam said suddenly, "In order for you to be able to go you need to have enough people to fill a charter bus."
Clari looked at Spam for a couple minuets and then asked, "Where am I going to find all those people?"
"Come on you're the Sforzand High Priest! You must have connections. We can't help you there," Mazoku explained.
Clari thought for a few minuets. Queen horn knew a lot pf people. Another person would be Hamel, but he wasn't so sure he wanted to invite Hamel......the other Mazoku might show up. So he continued to think when he noticed the two little freaks ran off. Shrugging he went to filling out the paper work.
Then at 10 AM, things got really bad. There was another loud knock at Clari's door. The two people behind the door were two people Clari would rather never have seen again.
"Yo, Clari. We heard you won a cruise, so we are gonna crash here until it's time to go."
Clari watched in horror as Kestra and Pikku proceeded to drag their suitcases into his living room, leaving mud all over his new, white carpet. It was a good thing that Coro was upstairs in her room...even if she was trying to find another way to kill Flute. Clari sighed as he was about to close the door, when two more people showed up.
"Hey Cla..." Clari immediately cut the two off by slamming the door in their faces. He practically had a heart attack as he tried to keep the door closed. But he wasn't strong enough and Drum had beat down the door sending Clari to the floor covered by his door. Drum casually strolled in carrying a huge bag and suitcase. He walked right over Clari and straight over to Kestra and Pikku. Clari proceeded to get up and blast Drum out the door when the second person walked in.
"Hey Clari, sorry bout your door we'll get you a new one" Guitar said as he walked in and set his stuff in the middle of the living room, Clari felt like he was about to have a stroke, these were the last people he wanted to take with him, if he wanted to take them at all. But Coro once told him to keep his stress level down or he might loose all of his hair. So he took a deep breath and walked over to the four Mazoku, and just as he was about to say something he got whiff of something nasty. He looked at Drum who shook his head, wide eyed he turned to where his door used to be, there stood Lute and the head of Bass.
"B-b-b-bass?! NOOOOO!!!! I didn't want ANY of you to come here," Clari yelled, "How did you know I won this thing anyway?"
Pikku looked up from rummaging through his bag for a manga. "News travels fast in Hameln," he explained
Kestra was jabbing at Clari's PS2, trying to get it to turn on. When it wouldn't turn on after 5 minuets, he got really mad and started beating on it with his fist. Then "Umm...was it supposed to crack on the top like that? I didn't do it!"
Clari massaged his sinuses with his thumb and finger. This was going to be a loooooong day. He wondered what other freaks would show up. He was actually quite surprised Harpsifag hadn't shown up yet. His thought process was interrupted by a small knock on Clari's doorframe. He turned to see Hamel, Raiel, and Flute covered in bags. Happy to see someone he had wanted to invite in the first place invited them in. Raiel almost died laughing at the sight of Kesrta beating a playstation, and most of the other hell kings crammed into Clari's living room.
"It is alright if we come right Homo-niichan? Hamel asked
"Oh, please do!" Clari begged. As Clari begged Hamel to stay he heard a large crash in the kitchen.
"Hamel turned to Flute and Raiel. "Oi, Homo-niichan said we could come too. Flute come get my bags I don't want to carry them."
Clair walked into his kitchen to find Vocal raiding his fridge. That demented clown boy Orgel, was sitting on Vocal's head raiding the freezer.
"AHH! Not my FOOD too! Why is this happening to MEE!?" Clari shouted as Orgel pulled a frozen pizza out of the freezer and threw it across the room like a Frisbee.
Coro was in her room trying to make a death-potion for Flute and listing to Dir en Grey blast over her speakers. Suddenly she felt like she was being watched. Coro turned her head and found Perkass staring at her. Needless to say this scared her very much and she started screaming.
This caused a chain of events to be set in motion. First, when Coro started screaming, everyone who was down stairs tried to run up the stairs at the same time. Next, everyone got stuck on the staircase. Then, the staircase collapsed from having too much weight on it. Startled by Coro screaming at him, Perkass teleported downstairs to where everyone was trying to get out of the wreckage of the staircase. Pulling himself out first, Claris stumbled into Perkass.
'Ahh! Perkass! What the hell are you doing here?"
"Well Queen Horn doesn't give me a whole lot of vacation, and plus I heard you won a cruise."
"Well, how the hell did you get here?!"
"Well I used my secret teleportation magic that only my family knows and can use."
Suddenly all motion ceased, and Pikku crawled out from the mess of people.
"What in the HELL do you mean only you family can use!! I would rather kill myself then be related to you!!" Pikku yelled
"I guess that goes both ways..." Perkass replied. And of course this pissed Pikku off, so grabbing Perkass's butt-sex frog staff, he began to beat Perkass with it.
Clari was really starting to stress out. His house was being overrun by Mazoku and other freaks, they destroyed his staircase, ate his food, and ruined his new carpet!
"Oh, uhh...Clari? I hope you don't mind but I brought Pandora along too. Kesrta-sama said she might need a change of scenery," Bass said.
Clari looked confused. "Is she out of that crystal thingy?" He asked.
"No...but we can stuff her under the bus," Kestra suggested
Guitar was looking out the window, trying to avoid everyone, especially Perkass. Then a pink Volkswagen Van with flowers and peace sighs on it drove up to Clari's driveway.
"Clari," Guitar said, "A pink van just drove up to your house."
"Pink Van? I don't know anyone with a pink van... wait a minuet...OH MY GOD! NO! THIS SUCKS!," Clari started spazzing.
"What's up with you, Homo-niichan?" Hamel asked not knowing his life was in danger.
"Think Hamel. Who's the only person we know who would own a pink van?" Clari asked. Hamel looked thoughtful for a minuet and then he turned as white as a sheet.
"ARGH! Not...HIM!" Now it was Raiel's turn to be confused.
"What' going on Ha-Chan?" He asked.
"Raiel, remember that fruitcake we saw when we were camping? He just pulled up in the front yard," Hamel explained.
"OLIN!? OLIN IS HERE?! RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!" Raiel screamed
"Uhh, guys I don't think that Olin guy is alone," Guitar said staring out the window.
"What..do..you...mean he's not alone...?!" Clari asked. Now Guitar was getting a little annoyed, he wasn't stupid.
"What do you think I mean..."
Clari opened his mouth to speak but he closed it, and tried to ponder who would be with Olin. It was now Kestra's turn to speak.
"Guitar, what does the other guy look like?"
"Like this" He spread his eyes with his thumbs and squished up his forehead with the rest of his hand. "Well something like that only with gray hair"
Kestra started laughing. "Ha! That stupid fag is coming to!" He continued to laugh. Now everyone was confused, what in the hell was Kesrta laughing at?
Just then, Olin and his mystery guest walked up to the hole that was once Clari's front door. Clari looked surprised for an instant, then he frowned.
"Harpsichord," he sneered, "What are you doing here."
"I would think you would invite your own neighbor on your cruise," Harp said, "After all, I see you invited all the Hameln Hell Kings."
"For your information, I didn't invite anybody. I filled out paperwork and then all of you showed up here," Clari replied.
At that moment, a pie flew out of the kitchen and smashed into the back of Kestra's head. Suddenly Kestra stopped laughing and turned to the kitchen, only to get hit with another pie in the face. Pikku stopped beating Perkass into a bloody pulp, and looked at the pie covered Kestra.
"What happened to you?" Pikku asked trying not to laugh.
"All I can say is someone is going to die!!" Kestra yelled as he ran into the kitchen, numerous yells were heard, soon there were sounds of thing being broken and fighting. Then a huge white light glowed and the whole house was in gulped in the light and then the house collapsed leaving Coro floating where their upstairs used to be, still listening to her music like nothing happened, and still trying to kill Flute. Everyone else was standing down stairs watching as Kestra and Vocal beat the stuffing out of each other.
By now, Clari wouldn't have been surprised if aliens came down, abducted him, and turned him into a woman. Everything else seemed to have gone wrong with his life, so why shouldn't aliens abduct him? He could feel himself loosing control of his anger. "WILL YOU PLEASE STOP FIGHTING!!?" he blew up.
Everyone stopped what they were doing. They all looked over at Clari.
"Hey, Clari," Kestra said, "If you are mad because me and Vocal destroyed you house, you con come stay at my place in Hameln."
Flute looked sad. "B-b-b-but what about US?" she whined.
"Only if you promise not to whine and complain," Kestra replied.
"I suppose I could try."
So everyone took their stuff and either teleported or...well that was really the only way to get there so Pikku was busy teleporting back and forth, Perkass would have helped but he had never been no Hameln castle so he was unable to help.
"Ok now before I teleport anybody we are going to get a few things straight, just don't actually touch me, just use my cape which will be sterilized at last 2 or 3 times before we leave." Everyone stared at one another and soon one by one people grabbed Pikku's cape. Two or three trips later everyone was at the Hameln castle as he looked around Clari saw two familiar faces.
"Mazoku? Spam?" Clari asked
"Clari-Sama!" Spam cheered as she glomped Clari tm
"Ack!" Clari gasped as Spam formed a death grip around his waist.
"Uhh excuse Spam," Mazoku said as she cleared her throat. "Well it seems my little call got around."
"W-w-w-what?!" Clari yelled.
"Well, I called Kestra and told him you won, because you said you weren't sure who to invite, so..." She shrugged, "I guess Kestra took care of the for you."
Clari turned his head and glared at Kestra. The Daimao just grinned back.
Whew....finally end of Ch 1 ^^ yay!
But be warned there will be more XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sonis Claviy Infantas! Ch 1: Prizes!
BAM! BAM! BAM! "Hellooo? Anybody hooommee?"
Clari turned over and looked at the clock. It was 2:00AM, so why was some demented Girl Scout at his front door? The Girl Scout knocked again.
"This is the Prize Patrol, and you're our lucky winner! If you don't come out, this will go to your neighbor," the person shrieked.
If this really WAS the Prize Patrol, there was no way in hell Clari would let the prize go to that fag, Harpsichord. He got up off the couch and opened the door. "What do you want?"
Two strange girls were standing outside of his door with a large envelope. One of them said, "you were chosen to win a cruise for you and all of your friends. We'll be you trip coordinators. I'm Mazoku and this drooling freak is Spam."
Clair grabbed the envelope and slammed the door shut. He was all but drooling himself as he tore the envelope open, before he could finish there was another knock at his door. Still holding the half torn envelope he re- opened the door.
"I thought I told you two to get lost"
"Umm, no you didn't tell us anything, but I'll tell you I bet you have no idea what your doing" Mazoku asked. He rolled his eyes and gave a small laugh.
"What's there to know about winning a cruise?" Clari asked. Spam whipped the remaining slobber from her face and held up a huge stack of papers.
"You might want to fill these out," she said as she dropped the papers in his hands, he stared at the papers, then to the two girls.
"Um, how bout you guys come in, and uhh, help me out?" Clari asked as he stood aside for the two girls. Both smiled and walked in.
"Oh, yeah," Spam said suddenly, "In order for you to be able to go you need to have enough people to fill a charter bus."
Clari looked at Spam for a couple minuets and then asked, "Where am I going to find all those people?"
"Come on you're the Sforzand High Priest! You must have connections. We can't help you there," Mazoku explained.
Clari thought for a few minuets. Queen horn knew a lot pf people. Another person would be Hamel, but he wasn't so sure he wanted to invite Hamel......the other Mazoku might show up. So he continued to think when he noticed the two little freaks ran off. Shrugging he went to filling out the paper work.
Then at 10 AM, things got really bad. There was another loud knock at Clari's door. The two people behind the door were two people Clari would rather never have seen again.
"Yo, Clari. We heard you won a cruise, so we are gonna crash here until it's time to go."
Clari watched in horror as Kestra and Pikku proceeded to drag their suitcases into his living room, leaving mud all over his new, white carpet. It was a good thing that Coro was upstairs in her room...even if she was trying to find another way to kill Flute. Clari sighed as he was about to close the door, when two more people showed up.
"Hey Cla..." Clari immediately cut the two off by slamming the door in their faces. He practically had a heart attack as he tried to keep the door closed. But he wasn't strong enough and Drum had beat down the door sending Clari to the floor covered by his door. Drum casually strolled in carrying a huge bag and suitcase. He walked right over Clari and straight over to Kestra and Pikku. Clari proceeded to get up and blast Drum out the door when the second person walked in.
"Hey Clari, sorry bout your door we'll get you a new one" Guitar said as he walked in and set his stuff in the middle of the living room, Clari felt like he was about to have a stroke, these were the last people he wanted to take with him, if he wanted to take them at all. But Coro once told him to keep his stress level down or he might loose all of his hair. So he took a deep breath and walked over to the four Mazoku, and just as he was about to say something he got whiff of something nasty. He looked at Drum who shook his head, wide eyed he turned to where his door used to be, there stood Lute and the head of Bass.
"B-b-b-bass?! NOOOOO!!!! I didn't want ANY of you to come here," Clari yelled, "How did you know I won this thing anyway?"
Pikku looked up from rummaging through his bag for a manga. "News travels fast in Hameln," he explained
Kestra was jabbing at Clari's PS2, trying to get it to turn on. When it wouldn't turn on after 5 minuets, he got really mad and started beating on it with his fist. Then "Umm...was it supposed to crack on the top like that? I didn't do it!"
Clari massaged his sinuses with his thumb and finger. This was going to be a loooooong day. He wondered what other freaks would show up. He was actually quite surprised Harpsifag hadn't shown up yet. His thought process was interrupted by a small knock on Clari's doorframe. He turned to see Hamel, Raiel, and Flute covered in bags. Happy to see someone he had wanted to invite in the first place invited them in. Raiel almost died laughing at the sight of Kesrta beating a playstation, and most of the other hell kings crammed into Clari's living room.
"It is alright if we come right Homo-niichan? Hamel asked
"Oh, please do!" Clari begged. As Clari begged Hamel to stay he heard a large crash in the kitchen.
"Hamel turned to Flute and Raiel. "Oi, Homo-niichan said we could come too. Flute come get my bags I don't want to carry them."
Clair walked into his kitchen to find Vocal raiding his fridge. That demented clown boy Orgel, was sitting on Vocal's head raiding the freezer.
"AHH! Not my FOOD too! Why is this happening to MEE!?" Clari shouted as Orgel pulled a frozen pizza out of the freezer and threw it across the room like a Frisbee.
Coro was in her room trying to make a death-potion for Flute and listing to Dir en Grey blast over her speakers. Suddenly she felt like she was being watched. Coro turned her head and found Perkass staring at her. Needless to say this scared her very much and she started screaming.
This caused a chain of events to be set in motion. First, when Coro started screaming, everyone who was down stairs tried to run up the stairs at the same time. Next, everyone got stuck on the staircase. Then, the staircase collapsed from having too much weight on it. Startled by Coro screaming at him, Perkass teleported downstairs to where everyone was trying to get out of the wreckage of the staircase. Pulling himself out first, Claris stumbled into Perkass.
'Ahh! Perkass! What the hell are you doing here?"
"Well Queen Horn doesn't give me a whole lot of vacation, and plus I heard you won a cruise."
"Well, how the hell did you get here?!"
"Well I used my secret teleportation magic that only my family knows and can use."
Suddenly all motion ceased, and Pikku crawled out from the mess of people.
"What in the HELL do you mean only you family can use!! I would rather kill myself then be related to you!!" Pikku yelled
"I guess that goes both ways..." Perkass replied. And of course this pissed Pikku off, so grabbing Perkass's butt-sex frog staff, he began to beat Perkass with it.
Clari was really starting to stress out. His house was being overrun by Mazoku and other freaks, they destroyed his staircase, ate his food, and ruined his new carpet!
"Oh, uhh...Clari? I hope you don't mind but I brought Pandora along too. Kesrta-sama said she might need a change of scenery," Bass said.
Clari looked confused. "Is she out of that crystal thingy?" He asked.
"No...but we can stuff her under the bus," Kestra suggested
Guitar was looking out the window, trying to avoid everyone, especially Perkass. Then a pink Volkswagen Van with flowers and peace sighs on it drove up to Clari's driveway.
"Clari," Guitar said, "A pink van just drove up to your house."
"Pink Van? I don't know anyone with a pink van... wait a minuet...OH MY GOD! NO! THIS SUCKS!," Clari started spazzing.
"What's up with you, Homo-niichan?" Hamel asked not knowing his life was in danger.
"Think Hamel. Who's the only person we know who would own a pink van?" Clari asked. Hamel looked thoughtful for a minuet and then he turned as white as a sheet.
"ARGH! Not...HIM!" Now it was Raiel's turn to be confused.
"What' going on Ha-Chan?" He asked.
"Raiel, remember that fruitcake we saw when we were camping? He just pulled up in the front yard," Hamel explained.
"OLIN!? OLIN IS HERE?! RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!" Raiel screamed
"Uhh, guys I don't think that Olin guy is alone," Guitar said staring out the window.
"What..do..you...mean he's not alone...?!" Clari asked. Now Guitar was getting a little annoyed, he wasn't stupid.
"What do you think I mean..."
Clari opened his mouth to speak but he closed it, and tried to ponder who would be with Olin. It was now Kestra's turn to speak.
"Guitar, what does the other guy look like?"
"Like this" He spread his eyes with his thumbs and squished up his forehead with the rest of his hand. "Well something like that only with gray hair"
Kestra started laughing. "Ha! That stupid fag is coming to!" He continued to laugh. Now everyone was confused, what in the hell was Kesrta laughing at?
Just then, Olin and his mystery guest walked up to the hole that was once Clari's front door. Clari looked surprised for an instant, then he frowned.
"Harpsichord," he sneered, "What are you doing here."
"I would think you would invite your own neighbor on your cruise," Harp said, "After all, I see you invited all the Hameln Hell Kings."
"For your information, I didn't invite anybody. I filled out paperwork and then all of you showed up here," Clari replied.
At that moment, a pie flew out of the kitchen and smashed into the back of Kestra's head. Suddenly Kestra stopped laughing and turned to the kitchen, only to get hit with another pie in the face. Pikku stopped beating Perkass into a bloody pulp, and looked at the pie covered Kestra.
"What happened to you?" Pikku asked trying not to laugh.
"All I can say is someone is going to die!!" Kestra yelled as he ran into the kitchen, numerous yells were heard, soon there were sounds of thing being broken and fighting. Then a huge white light glowed and the whole house was in gulped in the light and then the house collapsed leaving Coro floating where their upstairs used to be, still listening to her music like nothing happened, and still trying to kill Flute. Everyone else was standing down stairs watching as Kestra and Vocal beat the stuffing out of each other.
By now, Clari wouldn't have been surprised if aliens came down, abducted him, and turned him into a woman. Everything else seemed to have gone wrong with his life, so why shouldn't aliens abduct him? He could feel himself loosing control of his anger. "WILL YOU PLEASE STOP FIGHTING!!?" he blew up.
Everyone stopped what they were doing. They all looked over at Clari.
"Hey, Clari," Kestra said, "If you are mad because me and Vocal destroyed you house, you con come stay at my place in Hameln."
Flute looked sad. "B-b-b-but what about US?" she whined.
"Only if you promise not to whine and complain," Kestra replied.
"I suppose I could try."
So everyone took their stuff and either teleported or...well that was really the only way to get there so Pikku was busy teleporting back and forth, Perkass would have helped but he had never been no Hameln castle so he was unable to help.
"Ok now before I teleport anybody we are going to get a few things straight, just don't actually touch me, just use my cape which will be sterilized at last 2 or 3 times before we leave." Everyone stared at one another and soon one by one people grabbed Pikku's cape. Two or three trips later everyone was at the Hameln castle as he looked around Clari saw two familiar faces.
"Mazoku? Spam?" Clari asked
"Clari-Sama!" Spam cheered as she glomped Clari tm
"Ack!" Clari gasped as Spam formed a death grip around his waist.
"Uhh excuse Spam," Mazoku said as she cleared her throat. "Well it seems my little call got around."
"W-w-w-what?!" Clari yelled.
"Well, I called Kestra and told him you won, because you said you weren't sure who to invite, so..." She shrugged, "I guess Kestra took care of the for you."
Clari turned his head and glared at Kestra. The Daimao just grinned back.
Whew....finally end of Ch 1 ^^ yay!
But be warned there will be more XDDDDDDDDDDDD