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An. Ok now Spam's mom is that on demented Mazoku chick in manga 32 who has all those mouths on her head..my friend Mazoku and I predict that she is Vocal's sister XDD so we will just keep it at that...Mazoku's mom ChoirOrgan is the half bird chick who hangs out with the Mazoku chick with all the mouths on her head..ok so now that all that's cleared up on with the INSANITY!!!!
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Everyone had just gotten comfortable in the living room when two more people came in. One rose up through the floor and the other one sleepwalked in through the door. The sleepwalking one ran into the chair where Olin was sitting, tripped over it, fell over, and landed so she was kissing him. Her eyes snapped open and she let out a HUGE scream that seemed to echo throughout Hameln. Of course, Olin was thrilled
"WooHoo! A pretty girl likes me, but.I don't like girls, I like guys," the old flamer shrieked, suddenly Olin became plastered on the wall with a beautiful shiner.
The blond girl that had come through the floor burst out laughing. :Heebeeheebeehee! Synth you're such a goober, sleepwalking all of the time," she said
Clari was starting to get scared. He thought he'd never have to go to Hameln, now he had to put up with girls who slobbered and clung to his waist, and who sleepwalked, and one who came with the floor. From what he had seen so far, Mazoku who was sitting between Pikku and Kestra, was as close to normal as he'd seen from the Mazoku so far.
He nudged Hamel, who was sleeping in a chair to his left, with his elbow "Ne, what is up with these Mazoku chicks?' he asked
Hamel cracked open one of his eyes. "Well, Homo-niichan, a lot is up with them. Last time I talked to my dad he filled me in on everything. You know Pikku? Well a long time ago he got really wasted and Spam and Synth are his daughters. No one knows who Spam's mom is. Believe it or not, Synth's mom is Sizer. Weird ne? My hoe-bag of a sister had another daughter named Kei. Her dad is Vocal. The blonde who came through the floor is my aunt, Krisis. She's my dad's sister. Mazoku's parents are Sticks, he used to work for Pikku, and some obscure chick named Choir Organ. Wanna know some good dirt on her? How bout this.she's having an affair with Pikku and my dad doesn't seem to really care. Nice family, ne? Don't ask me what Dad did about being married to my mom he probably doesn't care about that either," he explained.
Clari sat there digesting this information for a few minuets. Then he asked, "Where's Kei? How bout Sizer and Oboe?"
Hamel shrugged and said "beats be homo-niichan."
Suddenly a flying Oboe bomb hit Clari. "Ahh what the hellsing!!" He yelled. (if you haven't seen that anime you really should ^__^) Oboe was now tangled in the mess that is Clari's hair.
"Bleh! Bleh blehbleh!" Clari was trying to untangle Oboe from his hair when Ocarina came and shmooshed into his face.
"Arrggg!" Clari yelled. Hamel just stared. Spam glared at Oboe, then crawled up onto Clari's head and furiously tore Oboe from his hair raising a small yelp from Clari. She grinned at Oboe then shoved him into her mouth. Flute began to spaz.
"OH MY GOD OBOE-SAMA!!!!!!!!" Flute screamed as she jumped Spam knocking her off Clari's head and onto the floor. "Give him back," Flute shrieked as she strangled Spam. Everyone just sweat dropped. Suddenly the commotion stopped and a nice healthy burp sounded. Spam stood up rubbing her stomach and burped a few black fathers and red hairs.
"Mmmmm..tastes like fruit and Oboe ^__^" Pikku shook his head and dragged Spam off lecturing her on heating people. Everyone stared dumbfounded, and then Flute walked in covered in slime with a very wasted looking Oboe in her hands. Spam walked out putting and flicked Ocarina off Clari's face and sat in his lap. Krisis shrieked and cuddled Ocarina in her arms. Then a few yells ensued from the fireplace chute, suddenly Sizer flew in with Kei hanging on her hair. Sizer stood in the center of the floor glaring at everyone with Kei hanging on her hair.
"And why did no one tell me of this cruise!!" Sizer yelled
"Because we thought you were going to rape us," Vocal howled. Vocal then became smeared on the wall.
Sizer glared at his. "YOU are the one who rapped ME, you bastard!"
Pikku turned to Kestra. "Hating Vocal seems to run in your family. Anyway when are we leaving? This chair is damned uncomfortable," he complained.
"Beats me. Clari when are we leaving? I am being bored to death in my own house. Can we PLEASE get going," Kestra whined.
Clari rolled his eyes. "We have to wait, Trombone and his parents need to get here and then we can leave."
Mazoku frowned. "Tromboner? You mean that whiney-ass punk has to come too? Maybe I'll stay here and watch paint dry," she said
"No way, Mazoku," Kestra interrupted, "If I have to put up with the whiner then so do you."
Mazoku glared "Whatever"
Just then Tromboner and his parents appeared out of the floor.
"THE PARTAY HAS ARRIVED!" the blue haired boy shrieked.
Mazoku's frown had almost became the Mazoku Death Glare (). "Partay huh? Give me a break you're probably afraid of your own shadow. I wonder what would happen if you actually had to fight? Heh, yeah right," she sneered.
This offended Trom's mom. "Excuse me, and who are you to be talking to my son that way?" she asked
Mazoku's not-quite-so-death-glare had become that Mazoku Death Glare () feared by random Mazoku everywhere. Trom's mom went up in flames and ran out screaming. Then Trom's dad was missing. Trom looked around but couldn't find him and suddenly his vision locked on to Spam who had his dad's arm sticking out of her mouth.
"DAD!" Tromboner passed out on the floor as Spam digested his dad.
"OK! Everyone is here! Can we LEAVE!!" Kestra yelled.
Clari could now see one of the many ways Mazoku were bizarre. He hoped the bus ride would keep some discipline. He didn't know hat he was about to be proven horribly wrong.
An. Ok now Spam's mom is that on demented Mazoku chick in manga 32 who has all those mouths on her head..my friend Mazoku and I predict that she is Vocal's sister XDD so we will just keep it at that...Mazoku's mom ChoirOrgan is the half bird chick who hangs out with the Mazoku chick with all the mouths on her head..ok so now that all that's cleared up on with the INSANITY!!!!
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Everyone had just gotten comfortable in the living room when two more people came in. One rose up through the floor and the other one sleepwalked in through the door. The sleepwalking one ran into the chair where Olin was sitting, tripped over it, fell over, and landed so she was kissing him. Her eyes snapped open and she let out a HUGE scream that seemed to echo throughout Hameln. Of course, Olin was thrilled
"WooHoo! A pretty girl likes me, but.I don't like girls, I like guys," the old flamer shrieked, suddenly Olin became plastered on the wall with a beautiful shiner.
The blond girl that had come through the floor burst out laughing. :Heebeeheebeehee! Synth you're such a goober, sleepwalking all of the time," she said
Clari was starting to get scared. He thought he'd never have to go to Hameln, now he had to put up with girls who slobbered and clung to his waist, and who sleepwalked, and one who came with the floor. From what he had seen so far, Mazoku who was sitting between Pikku and Kestra, was as close to normal as he'd seen from the Mazoku so far.
He nudged Hamel, who was sleeping in a chair to his left, with his elbow "Ne, what is up with these Mazoku chicks?' he asked
Hamel cracked open one of his eyes. "Well, Homo-niichan, a lot is up with them. Last time I talked to my dad he filled me in on everything. You know Pikku? Well a long time ago he got really wasted and Spam and Synth are his daughters. No one knows who Spam's mom is. Believe it or not, Synth's mom is Sizer. Weird ne? My hoe-bag of a sister had another daughter named Kei. Her dad is Vocal. The blonde who came through the floor is my aunt, Krisis. She's my dad's sister. Mazoku's parents are Sticks, he used to work for Pikku, and some obscure chick named Choir Organ. Wanna know some good dirt on her? How bout this.she's having an affair with Pikku and my dad doesn't seem to really care. Nice family, ne? Don't ask me what Dad did about being married to my mom he probably doesn't care about that either," he explained.
Clari sat there digesting this information for a few minuets. Then he asked, "Where's Kei? How bout Sizer and Oboe?"
Hamel shrugged and said "beats be homo-niichan."
Suddenly a flying Oboe bomb hit Clari. "Ahh what the hellsing!!" He yelled. (if you haven't seen that anime you really should ^__^) Oboe was now tangled in the mess that is Clari's hair.
"Bleh! Bleh blehbleh!" Clari was trying to untangle Oboe from his hair when Ocarina came and shmooshed into his face.
"Arrggg!" Clari yelled. Hamel just stared. Spam glared at Oboe, then crawled up onto Clari's head and furiously tore Oboe from his hair raising a small yelp from Clari. She grinned at Oboe then shoved him into her mouth. Flute began to spaz.
"OH MY GOD OBOE-SAMA!!!!!!!!" Flute screamed as she jumped Spam knocking her off Clari's head and onto the floor. "Give him back," Flute shrieked as she strangled Spam. Everyone just sweat dropped. Suddenly the commotion stopped and a nice healthy burp sounded. Spam stood up rubbing her stomach and burped a few black fathers and red hairs.
"Mmmmm..tastes like fruit and Oboe ^__^" Pikku shook his head and dragged Spam off lecturing her on heating people. Everyone stared dumbfounded, and then Flute walked in covered in slime with a very wasted looking Oboe in her hands. Spam walked out putting and flicked Ocarina off Clari's face and sat in his lap. Krisis shrieked and cuddled Ocarina in her arms. Then a few yells ensued from the fireplace chute, suddenly Sizer flew in with Kei hanging on her hair. Sizer stood in the center of the floor glaring at everyone with Kei hanging on her hair.
"And why did no one tell me of this cruise!!" Sizer yelled
"Because we thought you were going to rape us," Vocal howled. Vocal then became smeared on the wall.
Sizer glared at his. "YOU are the one who rapped ME, you bastard!"
Pikku turned to Kestra. "Hating Vocal seems to run in your family. Anyway when are we leaving? This chair is damned uncomfortable," he complained.
"Beats me. Clari when are we leaving? I am being bored to death in my own house. Can we PLEASE get going," Kestra whined.
Clari rolled his eyes. "We have to wait, Trombone and his parents need to get here and then we can leave."
Mazoku frowned. "Tromboner? You mean that whiney-ass punk has to come too? Maybe I'll stay here and watch paint dry," she said
"No way, Mazoku," Kestra interrupted, "If I have to put up with the whiner then so do you."
Mazoku glared "Whatever"
Just then Tromboner and his parents appeared out of the floor.
"THE PARTAY HAS ARRIVED!" the blue haired boy shrieked.
Mazoku's frown had almost became the Mazoku Death Glare (). "Partay huh? Give me a break you're probably afraid of your own shadow. I wonder what would happen if you actually had to fight? Heh, yeah right," she sneered.
This offended Trom's mom. "Excuse me, and who are you to be talking to my son that way?" she asked
Mazoku's not-quite-so-death-glare had become that Mazoku Death Glare () feared by random Mazoku everywhere. Trom's mom went up in flames and ran out screaming. Then Trom's dad was missing. Trom looked around but couldn't find him and suddenly his vision locked on to Spam who had his dad's arm sticking out of her mouth.
"DAD!" Tromboner passed out on the floor as Spam digested his dad.
"OK! Everyone is here! Can we LEAVE!!" Kestra yelled.
Clari could now see one of the many ways Mazoku were bizarre. He hoped the bus ride would keep some discipline. He didn't know hat he was about to be proven horribly wrong.