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The Red Leaky Thing and the Magazines,
God Bless Teenagers!
---------------------- The
Way
It
is
Story One By S. D. Laming
Ron and Harry were very happy for some reason, hmmp, Thought Hermione pouring over a book at the round table all by herself at the Gryffindor common room.
Harry, Ron, Neville, Seamus, and Dean were all in corner talking about something.
Hermione dropped her book and decided to join them, Ron was the first to look up at her.
"What do you want Hermione?!" snapped Ron, in a rather rude tone of voice.
"What are you all talking about? Homework well if you need some help-" said Hermione but she was cut off short when Harry interumpted her quickly.
"No Hermione we're talking about boy stuff you wouldn't want to know about" said Harry simply furious Hermione sat down with them.
"What do you mean boy stuff?" snapped Hermione.
Seamus smirked with is Irish grin.
"We're talking about who Ron Like---" laughed Seamus looking at Hermione playfully Ron gave Seamus a hard punch.
"What a waste of time! I'll join Parvati and Lavender then" scoffed Hermione.
"Fine" muttered the boys not really caring they were pouring over a certain kind of magazine.
Hermione was finally 15 and she really never had a friend that was a girl only Harry and Ron well maybe Neville could pass for a girl...
Hermione, even though it was very hard for her sat in a circle with Ginny, wich she didn't mind, But what she didn't like was sitting with Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown who were gigling all the time or whispering to each other.
"Did you see Geo at the Ravenclaw table, He's the new guy from Scotland you should of heard his voice" giggled Parvati.
"So?" muttered Hermione not really interested. Parvati ignored Hermione's saying and was whispering about Hermione to Lavender then both of them giggled.
Lavender was going to show Hermione a cool dance move she learned last week when a long white thing fell out of her pocket, Lavender went red in the face as she picked it up.
"What's that?" asked Hermione, Ginny, Lavender, and Parvati laughed immediatly.
"Hasn't your mother told you anything about the "red Leeky thing?" "laughed Ginny.
"No, What is the red Leeky thing, Is it a virus?" asked Hermione but the girls didn't laugh this time they looked, well sorry for Hermione.
"Oh my god girls... Hermione doesn't have IT yet!" laughed Lavender tossing her pretty light blonde hair behind her shoulders it wasn't very funny but Parvati like usual managed to laugh very loudly in Hermione's ear.
Ginny blushed.
"I got IT when I was 10.." said Ginny blushing shyly.
"Probably when she first saw Harry" laughed Lavender.
"EWWWWW!!!!!!" cried Parvati waving her hands in disgust in the air.
All three girls began to fight even red faced Ginny then Hermione yelled"WHAT IS "IT?" "Screeched Hermione.
All three girls who were pulling each others hair turned to Hermione.
"Well duh it's your P E R I O D" muttered Parvati like it wasn't a big thing.
"You get it when your body matures it come every month well that's if you don't have sex" giggled Lavender.
"Oh so boys can get it too?" asked Hermione feeling like she caught on.
"No Hermione, Boys get...well other things but periods are much worst they make you bitchy and whiny!" whined Ginny, Hermione was starting to think Ginny had her period right now, Lavender leaned in even closer with pink rollers in her hair her eyes goggly like Brittany Murphy's.
"And it makes you have .... wild, sex strides but you didn't hear it from me" whispered Lavender.
Hermione, Ginny, and Parvati just gocked at what Lavender had just said.
"WHAT? It's not like I'm speaking from experience!" whined Lavender, Parvati sniggered and Lavender kicked her.
"Hermione I can't believe you don't know any of this crap, I think you have been hanging with Ron and Harry to long your turning into ONE OF THEM!" cried Parvati pointing out to the window were a bunch of girls wait a minute was it a bunch of guys? Hermione couldn't tell they looked like butches and their hair was all shaven off smoking.
Hermione very scared stopped looking out of the window and ignored the fact one of the boyish girls blew her a kiss.
"How can you save me?" cried Hermione, Parvati, Lavender, and Ginny giggled and brought out a hair dryer, hair gel and make up and weny dangerously slow to Hermione violent music began to play like the music in Jaws.
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" cried Hermione.
"YES!!!!!!!!!" said the three girls approaching her very slowly with the cosmetics.
****
"What's that yelling?" asked the boy group finally getting their...er... eyes of the magazine wich was infront of them..
"Maybe it's a fight maybe Malfoy is getting beaten up!" cried Seamus will hope flint across in his eyes.
"Let's go then!" cried Ron as the boys stampeded out of the hall while Hermione was getting hurt getting her legs and... er ...other places waxed.
"Ooops, I screwed up, Blonde moment you know gotta do it over again" giggled Lavender waxing more spots on Hermione's legs.
"NOOOOOO, OWWWW!!!!" cried Hermione.
"Hair time" said Parvati getting three bottle of weird gunk.
"What color should we do? blonde?" giggled Lavender.
"NO, it should be red like Nicole kidman's" said Ginny smiling brightly.
"No I dont want her to look like a skank!" protested Lavender.
"I want her to have blonde hair like Cameron Diaz!" giggled Lavender.
"Like that's even better" muttered Ginny.
"How about we give her some light blonde highlights like Jennifer Lopez of something?" suggested Parvati without even giggling Hermione was too much in pain to talk at that moment.
Parvati spread the thick gunk stuff over Hermione's hair. The hair wasn't highlighted but it was a rich dark brown like Sandra Bullock's hair.
The girls began to do her face with fine eyeline lipstick and blush the whole package really.
"We're done! Wow I guess you CAN do a lot on a Saturday" giggled Lavender tossing her blonde curls behind her back.
"It's a Sunday" snapped Ginny.
"Whatever" said Lavender.
Hermione went to the girl's dorm and rested did she like the new image.
Hermione woke up the next morning with Lavender standing over her bed with a giant hair blower.
"Time to fix your hair" and Lavender had did a wicked laugh followed by a evil looking Ginny with a sharp nail filer and Parvati with a broken mear.
"NO!!!!!!!" cried Hermione. But it was all just a dream but when she did wake up Lavender was standing over her bed.
"Here is your hogworts uniform but ofcourse Parvati and I styled it a little let me say... Shorter????" giggled Lavender Hermione looked at her hogworts uniform it was shorter and it would reveal a lot at the top...
"I cant wear that,..." cried Hermione but they forced it on her.
***
"Where's Hermione?" yawned Ron over breakfast.
"I dont know" muttered Harry not interested.
Immediatly the doors slammed open and Parvati and lavender walked in with shades but not every boy was gocking at them, a very sexy attractive brunnette girl walked in with a short hogworts uniform she took off her shades and placed them on top of her flat silky brown hair.
"Thank god for pantene!" cried Ginny.
The attractive 7th year girl but know one knew how old she was or anything she sat in the middle of Harry and Ron. All the boys snarled at Harry and Ron jealously and Cho chang was jealouse that this "New Girl" was getting more attention then her.
"Um hello" said Ron in a rather quiet voice.
"My name is Ron and uh..my Father owns...a uh... chain of Broom stick store we're pretty wealthy and I fought off a dragon with my bare hands!" lied Ron trying to impress the girl but Harry was to scared to say anything.
"Ron cut the crap it's me, you know Hermione..." muttered Hermione.
Ron went totally red in the face.
"WHAT DID they DO TO YOU! Did god help you become something different or did you get plastic sugery?" asked Malfoy.
"Well Malfoy considering since your family is so ritch I thought YOUR mother would get plastic surgery to fix that nasty snarl on her face but maybe she likes it because she knows it forms on you" said Hermione flatly MAlfoy sulked and sat down.
"You think I look that much different I know I went threw a lot of pain but..." muttered Hermione.
"What were you saying to Hermione, something about wrestling Dragons, what elese were you going to tell her or ASK her Ron" giggled Lavender kicking Ron.
"Go away" mutttered Ron blushing Harry seemed pretty dazed too.
* * *
Harry and Ron were studying together while Ron was thinking about Hermione when Harry said something very..unusual.
"I think I'm going to ask Hermione out to the three broomsticks for dinner tommorow night" said Harry plainly. Ron broke his quill.
"When have YOU ever liked Hermione?" snapped Ron very jealouse because if his famouse friend "Harry Potter" asked out Hermione she would be gladly to go with him since he's famouse.
"Whatever" said Ron throwing his quil at Harry and running off Harry just shrugged.
THE NEXT NIGHT
Ron didn't see a trace of Harry or Hermione. Ron walked for a stroll of the gardens of Hogworts.
He spotted Hermione glancing at the sparkling lake.
Should I go up to her? thought Ron, Don't be stupid, She doesn't like you she likes Harry she's probably thinking about how wonderful he was at dinner earlier but Ron's feet magically made him walk up to Hermione.
"Ron? What are you doing here?" asked Hermione shocked but surprised.
Ron was going to tell her something important but decided not to tell her it.
"What are YOU doing here?" asked Ron.
" I was just thinking" said Hermione.
"How was your date with Harry?" asked Ron trying not to sound like he cared.
Hermione looked startled but had a soft smile.
"I didn't go with him" said Hermione simply.
"WHAT-??!?" yelled Ron confused.
"But he's famouse and everything!" protested Ron.
"That's not what I look in all guys" said Hermione simply.
"What about Viktor Krum?" asked Ron narrowing his eyes Hermione smacked him across the face.
"Don't be stupid Ron I like Viktor because he was very kind not because he was famouse if I cared so much about famouse guys then why would I like ...you..." said Hermione but she gasped when she heard what she said, Even though Ron's cheek was stinging from the Hermione smack his blue eyes lit up.
"You like me? and not Harry?" asked Ron Surprised.
"Well duh, Last year Seamus told me you liked me" giggled Hermione.
"He told me it before the yule ball when I was well...just me" said Hermione touching her flat hair.
"I'm going to kill Seamus after I..." muttered Ron.
"After what?" asked Hermione, Ron shrugged and kissed her warmly a whole bunch of people ran to them with Seamus in the lead.
"Look! It's Ron and Hermione and they're gona... do..." yelled Ron but Ron punched Seamus in the face.
Every one surronded Ron and Hermione and clapped.
Ginny spotted Harry she giggled and went each step closer to him.
Who knows Hermione and Ron got their wish maybe Ginny could.
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If you like this story then email the author at danielle14dl@aol.com to tell her your comments if you didn't like the story please don't contact her.
What I had to say about the story, By the Author:
At first I was going to do like a beauty pagent thing but that might come later, Dont steal my idea! even though it's been used a million times, I am not just a Hermione/Ron fan you know I don't really support any couples I really dont care but I think it's weird to read a slash fic about a girl and a girl or a boy and a boy...thats just a little out there. I like to write and I just don't write about Harry Potter, My sister Samantha she has gotten her poems published to several best selling poem books so it runs in our family I have gotten my stories published in magazines and won a 500.00$-1000 $ writing contest before but it was very hard work for the 500$ contest I wrote a non fiction story where I had to research and stuff I did the story Behind "Jack the Ripper" and many unsolved Mysteries before, The $500 contest I got in second place was a story about a group of boys running away from their families who were really bad to them they lived in the Bronx New York and they run away and live off the land and escape the law and they get mixed feelings and their boys going threw puberty so it's hard for them to cope when there is no one to talk to. One of the boy's friends Jimmy actually stolen many things so the other boys are wondering why the police is after them and these other people. There arw many gang wars and standing up for your self stuff, I was inspired by S.E. Hinton with her book the "out Siders" but don't worry S.E hinton Fan's I didn't copy her!
The story I wrote is hard to explain to you but it was very good well I thought it was.
Last year I wrote my biggest FF ever on regyular line paper, I complete 699 pages and sadly I lost it all... ER...! all summer I worked so hard to write that! But it was about the trio I think in 5th year and it talked about another force of Evil, Peter Pettigrew's wife is helping Voldemort in anyway. There is a female DADA teacher, Professor Rosine (Row-sign) and Ron has a small crush on her, Rosine and Lupin don't get along to well though he he because Rosine beated Lupin for the DADA job. The plot is that there is a myth in the school that there is a huge globe thing and it can release the light of Sanora wich can bring Harry right to Voldermort or to Peter or whoever, A traitor in the school has opened it on the last day of school and Harry, Lupin, and Rosine and other people are stuck in the school, I am going to type it out if I can remember it, it is really good trust me!
I am 14 years old turning 15 soon.
I have blonde hair and brown eyes I am not extremely ugly but I'm extremely pretty either. I only give one pic out to people because I just dont want them to like me because of a picture and stuff.
Well thats all thanks for reading my FF!
The Red Leaky Thing and the Magazines,
God Bless Teenagers!
---------------------- The
Way
It
is
Story One By S. D. Laming
Ron and Harry were very happy for some reason, hmmp, Thought Hermione pouring over a book at the round table all by herself at the Gryffindor common room.
Harry, Ron, Neville, Seamus, and Dean were all in corner talking about something.
Hermione dropped her book and decided to join them, Ron was the first to look up at her.
"What do you want Hermione?!" snapped Ron, in a rather rude tone of voice.
"What are you all talking about? Homework well if you need some help-" said Hermione but she was cut off short when Harry interumpted her quickly.
"No Hermione we're talking about boy stuff you wouldn't want to know about" said Harry simply furious Hermione sat down with them.
"What do you mean boy stuff?" snapped Hermione.
Seamus smirked with is Irish grin.
"We're talking about who Ron Like---" laughed Seamus looking at Hermione playfully Ron gave Seamus a hard punch.
"What a waste of time! I'll join Parvati and Lavender then" scoffed Hermione.
"Fine" muttered the boys not really caring they were pouring over a certain kind of magazine.
Hermione was finally 15 and she really never had a friend that was a girl only Harry and Ron well maybe Neville could pass for a girl...
Hermione, even though it was very hard for her sat in a circle with Ginny, wich she didn't mind, But what she didn't like was sitting with Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown who were gigling all the time or whispering to each other.
"Did you see Geo at the Ravenclaw table, He's the new guy from Scotland you should of heard his voice" giggled Parvati.
"So?" muttered Hermione not really interested. Parvati ignored Hermione's saying and was whispering about Hermione to Lavender then both of them giggled.
Lavender was going to show Hermione a cool dance move she learned last week when a long white thing fell out of her pocket, Lavender went red in the face as she picked it up.
"What's that?" asked Hermione, Ginny, Lavender, and Parvati laughed immediatly.
"Hasn't your mother told you anything about the "red Leeky thing?" "laughed Ginny.
"No, What is the red Leeky thing, Is it a virus?" asked Hermione but the girls didn't laugh this time they looked, well sorry for Hermione.
"Oh my god girls... Hermione doesn't have IT yet!" laughed Lavender tossing her pretty light blonde hair behind her shoulders it wasn't very funny but Parvati like usual managed to laugh very loudly in Hermione's ear.
Ginny blushed.
"I got IT when I was 10.." said Ginny blushing shyly.
"Probably when she first saw Harry" laughed Lavender.
"EWWWWW!!!!!!" cried Parvati waving her hands in disgust in the air.
All three girls began to fight even red faced Ginny then Hermione yelled"WHAT IS "IT?" "Screeched Hermione.
All three girls who were pulling each others hair turned to Hermione.
"Well duh it's your P E R I O D" muttered Parvati like it wasn't a big thing.
"You get it when your body matures it come every month well that's if you don't have sex" giggled Lavender.
"Oh so boys can get it too?" asked Hermione feeling like she caught on.
"No Hermione, Boys get...well other things but periods are much worst they make you bitchy and whiny!" whined Ginny, Hermione was starting to think Ginny had her period right now, Lavender leaned in even closer with pink rollers in her hair her eyes goggly like Brittany Murphy's.
"And it makes you have .... wild, sex strides but you didn't hear it from me" whispered Lavender.
Hermione, Ginny, and Parvati just gocked at what Lavender had just said.
"WHAT? It's not like I'm speaking from experience!" whined Lavender, Parvati sniggered and Lavender kicked her.
"Hermione I can't believe you don't know any of this crap, I think you have been hanging with Ron and Harry to long your turning into ONE OF THEM!" cried Parvati pointing out to the window were a bunch of girls wait a minute was it a bunch of guys? Hermione couldn't tell they looked like butches and their hair was all shaven off smoking.
Hermione very scared stopped looking out of the window and ignored the fact one of the boyish girls blew her a kiss.
"How can you save me?" cried Hermione, Parvati, Lavender, and Ginny giggled and brought out a hair dryer, hair gel and make up and weny dangerously slow to Hermione violent music began to play like the music in Jaws.
"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" cried Hermione.
"YES!!!!!!!!!" said the three girls approaching her very slowly with the cosmetics.
****
"What's that yelling?" asked the boy group finally getting their...er... eyes of the magazine wich was infront of them..
"Maybe it's a fight maybe Malfoy is getting beaten up!" cried Seamus will hope flint across in his eyes.
"Let's go then!" cried Ron as the boys stampeded out of the hall while Hermione was getting hurt getting her legs and... er ...other places waxed.
"Ooops, I screwed up, Blonde moment you know gotta do it over again" giggled Lavender waxing more spots on Hermione's legs.
"NOOOOOO, OWWWW!!!!" cried Hermione.
"Hair time" said Parvati getting three bottle of weird gunk.
"What color should we do? blonde?" giggled Lavender.
"NO, it should be red like Nicole kidman's" said Ginny smiling brightly.
"No I dont want her to look like a skank!" protested Lavender.
"I want her to have blonde hair like Cameron Diaz!" giggled Lavender.
"Like that's even better" muttered Ginny.
"How about we give her some light blonde highlights like Jennifer Lopez of something?" suggested Parvati without even giggling Hermione was too much in pain to talk at that moment.
Parvati spread the thick gunk stuff over Hermione's hair. The hair wasn't highlighted but it was a rich dark brown like Sandra Bullock's hair.
The girls began to do her face with fine eyeline lipstick and blush the whole package really.
"We're done! Wow I guess you CAN do a lot on a Saturday" giggled Lavender tossing her blonde curls behind her back.
"It's a Sunday" snapped Ginny.
"Whatever" said Lavender.
Hermione went to the girl's dorm and rested did she like the new image.
Hermione woke up the next morning with Lavender standing over her bed with a giant hair blower.
"Time to fix your hair" and Lavender had did a wicked laugh followed by a evil looking Ginny with a sharp nail filer and Parvati with a broken mear.
"NO!!!!!!!" cried Hermione. But it was all just a dream but when she did wake up Lavender was standing over her bed.
"Here is your hogworts uniform but ofcourse Parvati and I styled it a little let me say... Shorter????" giggled Lavender Hermione looked at her hogworts uniform it was shorter and it would reveal a lot at the top...
"I cant wear that,..." cried Hermione but they forced it on her.
***
"Where's Hermione?" yawned Ron over breakfast.
"I dont know" muttered Harry not interested.
Immediatly the doors slammed open and Parvati and lavender walked in with shades but not every boy was gocking at them, a very sexy attractive brunnette girl walked in with a short hogworts uniform she took off her shades and placed them on top of her flat silky brown hair.
"Thank god for pantene!" cried Ginny.
The attractive 7th year girl but know one knew how old she was or anything she sat in the middle of Harry and Ron. All the boys snarled at Harry and Ron jealously and Cho chang was jealouse that this "New Girl" was getting more attention then her.
"Um hello" said Ron in a rather quiet voice.
"My name is Ron and uh..my Father owns...a uh... chain of Broom stick store we're pretty wealthy and I fought off a dragon with my bare hands!" lied Ron trying to impress the girl but Harry was to scared to say anything.
"Ron cut the crap it's me, you know Hermione..." muttered Hermione.
Ron went totally red in the face.
"WHAT DID they DO TO YOU! Did god help you become something different or did you get plastic sugery?" asked Malfoy.
"Well Malfoy considering since your family is so ritch I thought YOUR mother would get plastic surgery to fix that nasty snarl on her face but maybe she likes it because she knows it forms on you" said Hermione flatly MAlfoy sulked and sat down.
"You think I look that much different I know I went threw a lot of pain but..." muttered Hermione.
"What were you saying to Hermione, something about wrestling Dragons, what elese were you going to tell her or ASK her Ron" giggled Lavender kicking Ron.
"Go away" mutttered Ron blushing Harry seemed pretty dazed too.
* * *
Harry and Ron were studying together while Ron was thinking about Hermione when Harry said something very..unusual.
"I think I'm going to ask Hermione out to the three broomsticks for dinner tommorow night" said Harry plainly. Ron broke his quill.
"When have YOU ever liked Hermione?" snapped Ron very jealouse because if his famouse friend "Harry Potter" asked out Hermione she would be gladly to go with him since he's famouse.
"Whatever" said Ron throwing his quil at Harry and running off Harry just shrugged.
THE NEXT NIGHT
Ron didn't see a trace of Harry or Hermione. Ron walked for a stroll of the gardens of Hogworts.
He spotted Hermione glancing at the sparkling lake.
Should I go up to her? thought Ron, Don't be stupid, She doesn't like you she likes Harry she's probably thinking about how wonderful he was at dinner earlier but Ron's feet magically made him walk up to Hermione.
"Ron? What are you doing here?" asked Hermione shocked but surprised.
Ron was going to tell her something important but decided not to tell her it.
"What are YOU doing here?" asked Ron.
" I was just thinking" said Hermione.
"How was your date with Harry?" asked Ron trying not to sound like he cared.
Hermione looked startled but had a soft smile.
"I didn't go with him" said Hermione simply.
"WHAT-??!?" yelled Ron confused.
"But he's famouse and everything!" protested Ron.
"That's not what I look in all guys" said Hermione simply.
"What about Viktor Krum?" asked Ron narrowing his eyes Hermione smacked him across the face.
"Don't be stupid Ron I like Viktor because he was very kind not because he was famouse if I cared so much about famouse guys then why would I like ...you..." said Hermione but she gasped when she heard what she said, Even though Ron's cheek was stinging from the Hermione smack his blue eyes lit up.
"You like me? and not Harry?" asked Ron Surprised.
"Well duh, Last year Seamus told me you liked me" giggled Hermione.
"He told me it before the yule ball when I was well...just me" said Hermione touching her flat hair.
"I'm going to kill Seamus after I..." muttered Ron.
"After what?" asked Hermione, Ron shrugged and kissed her warmly a whole bunch of people ran to them with Seamus in the lead.
"Look! It's Ron and Hermione and they're gona... do..." yelled Ron but Ron punched Seamus in the face.
Every one surronded Ron and Hermione and clapped.
Ginny spotted Harry she giggled and went each step closer to him.
Who knows Hermione and Ron got their wish maybe Ginny could.
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If you like this story then email the author at danielle14dl@aol.com to tell her your comments if you didn't like the story please don't contact her.
What I had to say about the story, By the Author:
At first I was going to do like a beauty pagent thing but that might come later, Dont steal my idea! even though it's been used a million times, I am not just a Hermione/Ron fan you know I don't really support any couples I really dont care but I think it's weird to read a slash fic about a girl and a girl or a boy and a boy...thats just a little out there. I like to write and I just don't write about Harry Potter, My sister Samantha she has gotten her poems published to several best selling poem books so it runs in our family I have gotten my stories published in magazines and won a 500.00$-1000 $ writing contest before but it was very hard work for the 500$ contest I wrote a non fiction story where I had to research and stuff I did the story Behind "Jack the Ripper" and many unsolved Mysteries before, The $500 contest I got in second place was a story about a group of boys running away from their families who were really bad to them they lived in the Bronx New York and they run away and live off the land and escape the law and they get mixed feelings and their boys going threw puberty so it's hard for them to cope when there is no one to talk to. One of the boy's friends Jimmy actually stolen many things so the other boys are wondering why the police is after them and these other people. There arw many gang wars and standing up for your self stuff, I was inspired by S.E. Hinton with her book the "out Siders" but don't worry S.E hinton Fan's I didn't copy her!
The story I wrote is hard to explain to you but it was very good well I thought it was.
Last year I wrote my biggest FF ever on regyular line paper, I complete 699 pages and sadly I lost it all... ER...! all summer I worked so hard to write that! But it was about the trio I think in 5th year and it talked about another force of Evil, Peter Pettigrew's wife is helping Voldemort in anyway. There is a female DADA teacher, Professor Rosine (Row-sign) and Ron has a small crush on her, Rosine and Lupin don't get along to well though he he because Rosine beated Lupin for the DADA job. The plot is that there is a myth in the school that there is a huge globe thing and it can release the light of Sanora wich can bring Harry right to Voldermort or to Peter or whoever, A traitor in the school has opened it on the last day of school and Harry, Lupin, and Rosine and other people are stuck in the school, I am going to type it out if I can remember it, it is really good trust me!
I am 14 years old turning 15 soon.
I have blonde hair and brown eyes I am not extremely ugly but I'm extremely pretty either. I only give one pic out to people because I just dont want them to like me because of a picture and stuff.
Well thats all thanks for reading my FF!