Instead of doing chapters and continueing I am doing episodes with other
people to, This time it's Ginny and Harry last time it was focused on Ron
and Hermione, but couples will be mentioned.
Great Meal happy on the Side
Chronicals of The Red Leaky Thing and the Magazines, God Bless Teenagers! -------- --------------
Last episode/story was called:
The Way It is
The Way It is was about Hermione transforming into a beauty queen but it really wasn't her and Ron fell in love with her plus Hermione got taught by the gryffindor girls a thing or two about periods, PG13 you are allowed to talking about talking and kissing little sex scenes but not too far because then it would be R and I want people under 17 to read my story hell I dont care if your 7.
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Chronicals of The Red Leaky Thing and the Magazines, God Bless Teenagers! ----------------- ------------- ------------
Satisfy Me episode 2/story2
It was a normal day sighed Harry as he saw how happy Ron and Hermione were only god knows what they did in their spare time. Harry gocked at popular Cho Chang who was talking to her friends while foolish boys drooled over her, It was the other night when Harry had a strange dream and had a strange sensation when he woke up the next moring well let's not get into details if you have no idea what I'm talking about go ask your Mom heh heh. Harry didn't want to be with any one else only Cho. After the death of Cedric Harry was surprised to see Cho date a new guy so fastly it was Geo, All the girls liked him and he was from Scotland one thing that girls couldn't see in him is, whinning, "I can't live with out you", "My thumb hurts", "It's cold" , "I'm lonely", "I'm hungry". Harry and Ron heard that every day from Geo and Ron wanted to punch Geo a good one across the face but Hermione convinced Ron that Geo would whine even worst. Lavender was a little upset that Hermione didn't like the new her but Lavender just pertended it didn't even bother her. Harry remembered when he was in 2nd year and he saved Ron's younger sister Ginny. Ginny was a pretty girl and all but was she Harry's type? Harry to this day knew he was stupid but what men aren't at first? j/k, jk, guys. * * *
Hermione still wanted to have some girl meeting with her girl friends though, Hermione, Ginny, Parvati all sat on Lavender's bed all of them were in their night gowns and you guessed it, Lavender was wearing pink rollers. "What is the first thing on the agenda girls?" asked Lavender looking at Parvati for a answer who was holding a pinkish diary.
"We have a annoucment, Hermione finally got her period!" annouced Parvati all the girls giggled and clapped, Hermione flushed. "I got a question, Oh great one" said Ginny to Lavender who thought she knew everything about boys and cosmetics or whatever.
"Go a head, Oh Great one shall answer questions from peasants" laughed Lavender Ginny smacked her playfully with a pillow.
"Neville asked me out on a date I dont know how to tell him no without hurting his feelings, what do I do?" pleaded Ginny.
"Say, Sorry Neville, But I am busy tonight or this week or your not in the mood or maybe some other time" said Lavender fastly, Ginny shrugged.
"Any other questions from ye circle?" asked Lavender eyeing Hermione and Parvati both girls said no but Ginny asked one more question.
"How do you get a guy to notice you?" asked Ginny shyly.
"Well with makeup and great style" suggested Lavender proud of her answer but it wasn't correct.
"I have great fashion and great looks but still Harry I mean some one STILL doesn't like me!" cried Ginny.
Lavender thought for a moment...
"Under cover sista!" shouted Lavender.
"Under cover what!?!?" snapped Hermione.
"Hear this, we go undercover go in the dorm hang out with harry and his dudes and ask Harry what he likes in a girl and if he says all Cho chang qualties we'll beat him up" suggested Lavender.
"What do you mean. 'Under over' You dont mean we have to dress as boys do you?" cried Parvati wanting to cry of the terrible suggestions.
"But boys scratch their..."
"ENOUGH, don't scare us before bedtime" cried Lavender shrilled.
"Why dont we just ask Hermione what Harry find for a girl" asked Ginny.
"I was just going to suggest that" lied Lavender airly.
"Whatever" said Ginny rolling her eyes.
"C'mon you guys! I never talked to Harry about that kind of stuff before he usually discusses it with Seamus Dean and those people" muttered Hermione.
"Yeah thats what I thought" said Lavender her eyes glowing.
"This is the plan we pertend to be weird boys, we'll wear wigs and stuff and boy clotbes and we'll talk to Harry like we are new from here and we'll talk about girls in stuff, I'll pass out the wigs" said Ginny.
"Here is your wig Hermione, your Brad" said Ginny handing Hermione a blonde wig.
"I wanted to be brad!" whined Lavender.
"SHH!" hissed Ginny as she gave Lavender a brown hair wig shaggy and cool looking.
"Cool I look like Calso from that 70's show, Totally rad man!" said Lavender putting on shades standing infront of a mear with her toung hanging out.
"I'm so hot" said Lavender twirling.
"Um guys dont usually twirl only Neville and your wig is upside down" laughed Ginny fixing Lavender's wig.
Ginny got a red wig, Parvati was given a black wig bringing out her "handsome eyes".
Each girl placed on a mask creme spell wich will make them look like male faces.
Then they sprayed Fat Gro on to have their shoulders more broad, But Lavender didn't use it right and in stead of getting mucles she got a fat stomach but Hermione fixed it, Lavender stared at herself in the mear.
"I'm a natural born hotty!" cried Lavender in a high squeak.
"Stop you moron talk like a guy" snapped Ginny in a deep voice.
"But how?" asked Lavender still in a girly voice.
"Just act like your don't know anything or your confused then you'll sound like a man" suggested Parvati.
"Ok, whateveer" grunted Lavender getting the hang of it.
"Luckilly NOT EVERYTHING changed" said Ginny looking down somewhere.
All "boys" walked in the gryffindor common.
"Who are you?" asked Harry to the bunch of weird characters.
"We're guys and we're stupid and we're last" laughed Lavender in a grunting voice Ginny kicked her.
"We are new here, I heard your Harry Potter!" said Parvati in a low voice.
"Well yeah, my friends are gone right now I'll show you around the boy's dorm, you must be in Gryffindor, What is all of your names?" asked Harry.
"Brad" said all of them at once.
"Huh?" asked Harry.
"I mean I'm steven" said Lavender kinda in a giggly voice Harry looked at her like he was a freako.
"I'm the brad, brad, isn't a nice name?" asked Hermione smiling phonnily.
"Ya" muttered Harry.
"I'm Jeff" said Ginny her face going red as she saw Harry wich made everything worse.
"Um are you okay your face is going red" muttered Harry to "Jeff"
"I'm Joe" said Parvati.
Harry showed them around what they saw was posters of girls in underwear.
"How unsanitary!" screeched Lavender.
"What?" asked Harry.
"Nothing I mean check out those hot girls" said Lavender trying to act cool her face sweating. the girly boys laughed nervously. they sat with Harry.
"So what kind of girls do you like?" blurted out Ginny in a girly voice Harry didn't notice though.
"I like a girl who is atheletic and likes quidditch and has great personality" said Harry.
"Ok thanks we have to go now" they yelled and ran away and ran into the girl's dorm.
"I want my boobs back RIGHT NOW!" cried Lavender taking off the wig hermione sprayed a mist on them and they all went back to normal.
"Yes their back" said Lavender put placed some kleenex in her shirt.
"All nice and even" giggled Lavender.
"Hermione I am totally afraid of flying what am I going to do?" cried Ginny.
"Dont worry I have a plan" said Hermione a minute later she came back with Oliver wood who was wat to over euthiastic.
Wood taught her how to fly and play very well it took the whole weekend none stop and she researched about everything on quidditch.
Ginny made the quidditch team as a new chaser and scored the most goals agiasnt slytherins and told her friends infront of Harry amazing facts about quidditch.
Harry did seem to take a new interest it was working.
Harry liked Ginny but he confessed he liked her before but likes her now too.
Ginny went in the circle of girls the next week.
"What happens if you like 2 guys, I dont know who to pick Oliver or Harry!!!!!" cried Ginny.
All girls sighed.
"Can't we ever satisfy you!" muttered Hermione.
Great Meal happy on the Side
Chronicals of The Red Leaky Thing and the Magazines, God Bless Teenagers! -------- --------------
Last episode/story was called:
The Way It is
The Way It is was about Hermione transforming into a beauty queen but it really wasn't her and Ron fell in love with her plus Hermione got taught by the gryffindor girls a thing or two about periods, PG13 you are allowed to talking about talking and kissing little sex scenes but not too far because then it would be R and I want people under 17 to read my story hell I dont care if your 7.
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Chronicals of The Red Leaky Thing and the Magazines, God Bless Teenagers! ----------------- ------------- ------------
Satisfy Me episode 2/story2
It was a normal day sighed Harry as he saw how happy Ron and Hermione were only god knows what they did in their spare time. Harry gocked at popular Cho Chang who was talking to her friends while foolish boys drooled over her, It was the other night when Harry had a strange dream and had a strange sensation when he woke up the next moring well let's not get into details if you have no idea what I'm talking about go ask your Mom heh heh. Harry didn't want to be with any one else only Cho. After the death of Cedric Harry was surprised to see Cho date a new guy so fastly it was Geo, All the girls liked him and he was from Scotland one thing that girls couldn't see in him is, whinning, "I can't live with out you", "My thumb hurts", "It's cold" , "I'm lonely", "I'm hungry". Harry and Ron heard that every day from Geo and Ron wanted to punch Geo a good one across the face but Hermione convinced Ron that Geo would whine even worst. Lavender was a little upset that Hermione didn't like the new her but Lavender just pertended it didn't even bother her. Harry remembered when he was in 2nd year and he saved Ron's younger sister Ginny. Ginny was a pretty girl and all but was she Harry's type? Harry to this day knew he was stupid but what men aren't at first? j/k, jk, guys. * * *
Hermione still wanted to have some girl meeting with her girl friends though, Hermione, Ginny, Parvati all sat on Lavender's bed all of them were in their night gowns and you guessed it, Lavender was wearing pink rollers. "What is the first thing on the agenda girls?" asked Lavender looking at Parvati for a answer who was holding a pinkish diary.
"We have a annoucment, Hermione finally got her period!" annouced Parvati all the girls giggled and clapped, Hermione flushed. "I got a question, Oh great one" said Ginny to Lavender who thought she knew everything about boys and cosmetics or whatever.
"Go a head, Oh Great one shall answer questions from peasants" laughed Lavender Ginny smacked her playfully with a pillow.
"Neville asked me out on a date I dont know how to tell him no without hurting his feelings, what do I do?" pleaded Ginny.
"Say, Sorry Neville, But I am busy tonight or this week or your not in the mood or maybe some other time" said Lavender fastly, Ginny shrugged.
"Any other questions from ye circle?" asked Lavender eyeing Hermione and Parvati both girls said no but Ginny asked one more question.
"How do you get a guy to notice you?" asked Ginny shyly.
"Well with makeup and great style" suggested Lavender proud of her answer but it wasn't correct.
"I have great fashion and great looks but still Harry I mean some one STILL doesn't like me!" cried Ginny.
Lavender thought for a moment...
"Under cover sista!" shouted Lavender.
"Under cover what!?!?" snapped Hermione.
"Hear this, we go undercover go in the dorm hang out with harry and his dudes and ask Harry what he likes in a girl and if he says all Cho chang qualties we'll beat him up" suggested Lavender.
"What do you mean. 'Under over' You dont mean we have to dress as boys do you?" cried Parvati wanting to cry of the terrible suggestions.
"But boys scratch their..."
"ENOUGH, don't scare us before bedtime" cried Lavender shrilled.
"Why dont we just ask Hermione what Harry find for a girl" asked Ginny.
"I was just going to suggest that" lied Lavender airly.
"Whatever" said Ginny rolling her eyes.
"C'mon you guys! I never talked to Harry about that kind of stuff before he usually discusses it with Seamus Dean and those people" muttered Hermione.
"Yeah thats what I thought" said Lavender her eyes glowing.
"This is the plan we pertend to be weird boys, we'll wear wigs and stuff and boy clotbes and we'll talk to Harry like we are new from here and we'll talk about girls in stuff, I'll pass out the wigs" said Ginny.
"Here is your wig Hermione, your Brad" said Ginny handing Hermione a blonde wig.
"I wanted to be brad!" whined Lavender.
"SHH!" hissed Ginny as she gave Lavender a brown hair wig shaggy and cool looking.
"Cool I look like Calso from that 70's show, Totally rad man!" said Lavender putting on shades standing infront of a mear with her toung hanging out.
"I'm so hot" said Lavender twirling.
"Um guys dont usually twirl only Neville and your wig is upside down" laughed Ginny fixing Lavender's wig.
Ginny got a red wig, Parvati was given a black wig bringing out her "handsome eyes".
Each girl placed on a mask creme spell wich will make them look like male faces.
Then they sprayed Fat Gro on to have their shoulders more broad, But Lavender didn't use it right and in stead of getting mucles she got a fat stomach but Hermione fixed it, Lavender stared at herself in the mear.
"I'm a natural born hotty!" cried Lavender in a high squeak.
"Stop you moron talk like a guy" snapped Ginny in a deep voice.
"But how?" asked Lavender still in a girly voice.
"Just act like your don't know anything or your confused then you'll sound like a man" suggested Parvati.
"Ok, whateveer" grunted Lavender getting the hang of it.
"Luckilly NOT EVERYTHING changed" said Ginny looking down somewhere.
All "boys" walked in the gryffindor common.
"Who are you?" asked Harry to the bunch of weird characters.
"We're guys and we're stupid and we're last" laughed Lavender in a grunting voice Ginny kicked her.
"We are new here, I heard your Harry Potter!" said Parvati in a low voice.
"Well yeah, my friends are gone right now I'll show you around the boy's dorm, you must be in Gryffindor, What is all of your names?" asked Harry.
"Brad" said all of them at once.
"Huh?" asked Harry.
"I mean I'm steven" said Lavender kinda in a giggly voice Harry looked at her like he was a freako.
"I'm the brad, brad, isn't a nice name?" asked Hermione smiling phonnily.
"Ya" muttered Harry.
"I'm Jeff" said Ginny her face going red as she saw Harry wich made everything worse.
"Um are you okay your face is going red" muttered Harry to "Jeff"
"I'm Joe" said Parvati.
Harry showed them around what they saw was posters of girls in underwear.
"How unsanitary!" screeched Lavender.
"What?" asked Harry.
"Nothing I mean check out those hot girls" said Lavender trying to act cool her face sweating. the girly boys laughed nervously. they sat with Harry.
"So what kind of girls do you like?" blurted out Ginny in a girly voice Harry didn't notice though.
"I like a girl who is atheletic and likes quidditch and has great personality" said Harry.
"Ok thanks we have to go now" they yelled and ran away and ran into the girl's dorm.
"I want my boobs back RIGHT NOW!" cried Lavender taking off the wig hermione sprayed a mist on them and they all went back to normal.
"Yes their back" said Lavender put placed some kleenex in her shirt.
"All nice and even" giggled Lavender.
"Hermione I am totally afraid of flying what am I going to do?" cried Ginny.
"Dont worry I have a plan" said Hermione a minute later she came back with Oliver wood who was wat to over euthiastic.
Wood taught her how to fly and play very well it took the whole weekend none stop and she researched about everything on quidditch.
Ginny made the quidditch team as a new chaser and scored the most goals agiasnt slytherins and told her friends infront of Harry amazing facts about quidditch.
Harry did seem to take a new interest it was working.
Harry liked Ginny but he confessed he liked her before but likes her now too.
Ginny went in the circle of girls the next week.
"What happens if you like 2 guys, I dont know who to pick Oliver or Harry!!!!!" cried Ginny.
All girls sighed.
"Can't we ever satisfy you!" muttered Hermione.