Midnight Snack
"Michelangelo? What are you doing in the kitchen this late at night?"
"Standing in front of the refrigerator. How about you, sensai?"
"I want to get a drink of milk."
"Yeah, right."
"What do you mean 'Yeah, right'?"
"I mean I know you too well to believe that."
"Would you just get out of my way, my son?"
"I won't move until you say 'I can't get through the night without a midnight snack consisting of
cheesy goodness'."
"That's ridiculous."
"But true."
"I should beat you senseless for this. All right. I can't get through the night without a midnight
snack consisting of cheesy goodness."
"...."
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"Why aren't you MOVING?"
"I said I wouldn't move until you said it, I didn't say I would move right after you said it. There
may be something else I want you to say, I just haven't thought of it y- OW! OW! I was gonna
move! What d'ja have to hit me for?"
"My son, you must never underestimate the power of cheese."
"Michelangelo? What are you doing in the kitchen this late at night?"
"Standing in front of the refrigerator. How about you, sensai?"
"I want to get a drink of milk."
"Yeah, right."
"What do you mean 'Yeah, right'?"
"I mean I know you too well to believe that."
"Would you just get out of my way, my son?"
"I won't move until you say 'I can't get through the night without a midnight snack consisting of
cheesy goodness'."
"That's ridiculous."
"But true."
"I should beat you senseless for this. All right. I can't get through the night without a midnight
snack consisting of cheesy goodness."
"...."
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"Why aren't you MOVING?"
"I said I wouldn't move until you said it, I didn't say I would move right after you said it. There
may be something else I want you to say, I just haven't thought of it y- OW! OW! I was gonna
move! What d'ja have to hit me for?"
"My son, you must never underestimate the power of cheese."