This is yet another, screwed little story by Mina and Sarah!!!
Once upon a time, the beautiful princesses Mina & Sarah lived in a big tower captured by evil witch who keeps them prisoner. Excuse moi, Mina, that's evil Wizard…that's right ladys and gents…the wizard was so jealous of Sarah's beauty, he kept her locked up all day, Mina was just there for…um…yeah. The evil wizard's name was Gilderoy Lockhart who just so happens to be a weird psycho freak who loves himself. So everyday he made Sarah clean the castle from top to bottem, as he beat Mina with corn husks. Then one day little dragon flew into the castle. Sarah was off singing to woodland creatures (and attracting the lovely prince Weasly) from her high tower, so Mina was left to fend for the firebreathing blood lusting beast herself. The dragon began yelling and asking where the hell Barbie was while burning up a few bookcases. Sarah giggled as a squirrel frolicked on her head, paying no nevermind to anything ^_^. The dragon the yells 'FOOD!' and eats the squirrel. Sarah blinked in horror as the squirrel was eaten off of her head and screamed "JUDO CHOP!" whacking the dragon's pressure point and knocking him unconscious. Mina and Sarah both then pushed the dragon out the window and it turned out the dragon's spikes made the perfect stairs out the window to the ground. Sarah giggled and hopped down the spikes, into the dark forest, searching for darling prince Weasly ^_^. Mina followed as well, but as the two got into the forest an old hag came up to them. Sarah payed no attention to the hag person, simply twirling about the path with her woodland friends, singing a cheerful Disney tune. The old hag saw Sarah's ditziness and decided to take advantage of it as she asked, "Are you hungry my dear?" Sarah giggled and shook her head "Nope!" "But you must be," she continued, "you must want some candy…..little girls just love candy…." Sarah shook her head again "Not me! I'm a diabetic and if I eat candy or anything else with sugar than I could possibly die…plus I have ADD and my daddy said that sugar will not only kill me, but it will make me as hyper as a guy on cocaine if I get my hands on it" The hag did not seem flustered by this for with her she had a basket of apples so she asked, "Well if you can't have any sugar then why not have a nice healthy apple?" Sarah gagged "They give me hives…." "Surely you must want SOMETHING girl, what could you possibly want???" "I want nothing more than the love of Prince Weasly…sigh…swoon…and a poney would be nice…" "Ahh, yes, there is something I can do for you then….you see girl I am a very powerful wizard…errr….witch…you see…and if you come back to my cottage beyond the river then perhaps I can work you a love potion…." But Sarah had lost intrest and was now chasing a pretty pony across the fields "COME BACK PONY! COME BAAAAAAAACK!!" "But Sarah!" screamed the old hag, "I can bring you the love of your prince Weasley you want so much!!!" Sarah had tackled the pony and was now braiding it's hair with pretty ribbons, a glazed look in her eyes "I will call you Malamar…" The hag took Sarah's face in her hands so she could see her eyes and said, "Girl I am offering you love here, love of the great prince weasley of whom you hold so dear…..you would like that, wouldn't you?…." Sarah looked at her quizzically "Who's Prince Weasly?" "PRINCE WEASLEY!! The guy you're supposed to live happily ever after with at the end of the story!!" she bellowed. Sarah laughed "Oh you silly-billy…I'm only 13, I'm not going to be happily ever after with anyone!" The hag knocked Sarah unconscious with a rock to her head, dragged her back to her cottage, and tied sarah to a chair. There was a rumbling from the fireplace and Prince Weasly appeared (by floo powder), shooting the hag in the head with his magical bow and arrow! But miraculousy the hag was still alive for what Prince Weasley didn't know was that the hag was very magical herself…..for she wasn't a hag at all….she was SEVERUS SNAPE!!!!!!! Prince Weasly blinked a little and then threw salt in his eyes. Snape poured a potion on his head and was cured, then he spoke, "Ahh, PFS…we meet yet again…but alas, where is the great Harry Potter today?" Suddenly, Sarah ripped off her mask, to reveal that SHE was indeed…HARRY POTTER!!!! "This just keeps getting better and better and better doesn't it…..yes….Potter and Potters Faithful Sidekick united at last…." Snape chuckled to himself. Ron's eyes buldged as Harry pulled a pipe bomb out of his pants "HOLY SHIT HE'S GOT A BOMB!!" Since Harry was tied to a chair, Snape easily seized the bomb, and just threw it in the fire which caused Ron to erupt in flames. But as Ron was erupting in flames, he pulled off his mask to reveal that he was a…CANADIAN MOUNTIE!! Snape then pushed the mountie into the fire which caused him to die. Harry lept up and laughed "Aha! You've fallen for my trick! For I am…REALLY PRINCE WEASLY! BWHAHAHAHA!" Mina then burst into the cottage and yelled, "RON!! SARAHS PREGNANT AND THEY"RE LOOKING FOR THE FATHER BECAUSE SHE CAN"T REMEMBER WHO SHE SLEPT WITH….as a matter of fact….I don't think she really knows what the trem 'sleeping together' means…..oh well…." And with that, she left. Ron grabbed another handful of salt and shoved it in Snapes face "YOU SLEPT WITH HER!!!" Snape grinned…he never imagined that anyone would find out his secret…that he was A CHILD MOLESTER!!! Ron then screamed a bunch of bad words and chewed Snapes head off. Snape no longer had a head, so he no longer felt like bothering with the salt that was formerly in his eyes. Ron then ran off to find that Sarah was NOT pregnant…Mina was just speaking out of her ass, Sarah was really playing with, you guessed it, prison inmates. Ron ran to his love and said, "Sarah! I love you!" to which she replied, "Who are you???" And they lived happily ever after, the end.