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This is the way that Episode three should start....
A quiet and peaceful Naboo forest. Jar Jar Binks and Senator Padme were having a small chat.
"There are tough times coming Jar Jar. I am afraid that I will not survive."
"Mesa no worry. Mesa protect you." The Gungan creature smiled at Padme.
Padme smiled a small smile, "This is different Jar Jar. I fear that things are going to change. I haven't told anyone this but, but, I married Anakin."
"What yousa thinkin'? He's a bombad Jedi and yousa can't marry a Jedi!"
"I know, but we got married. We love each other. He disobeyed the Jedi rules thing just to be with me."
"Oh, oh. Yousa Crazy!!"
"I call it being in love."
"What is mesa going to do with yousa!"
Anakin walked up behind Padme. His hair was slightly longer as was his Padawan braid.
"My lady, you're late for your meeting. They sent me to find you."
"Ani! Mesa didn't knowsa yousa wassa heresa!" (sorry that's probably too many "sa")
Anakin smiled at the strange and annoying creature in front of him. "You haven't changed Jar Jar!"
"Yousa got taller, Ani!"
"Yes I did," then he said to Padme, "We must be going. They're worried about you. A senator should not be walking by herself!"
"Good bye Jar Jar," said Padme as she clasped Anakin's hand into her own and they walked away together.
Jar Jar began to walk back to the capital city of the Gungan's. the wonderful underwater city. "Oh, what mesa going to dosa?" he walked in the forest singing a song about breakfast that was so off tune and annoying. Suddenly a speeder flew past Jar Jar with an unknown driver. Jar Jar started to scream out in fright. The speeder flew back to Jar Jar and speared him through the chest. Jar Jar screamed and fell to ground. The unknown driver began to laugh joyously! Jar Jar had been assassinated! HAHAHA!
That was just great and would be the greatest way to begin Episode Three! Hehehe!
This is the way that Episode three should start....
A quiet and peaceful Naboo forest. Jar Jar Binks and Senator Padme were having a small chat.
"There are tough times coming Jar Jar. I am afraid that I will not survive."
"Mesa no worry. Mesa protect you." The Gungan creature smiled at Padme.
Padme smiled a small smile, "This is different Jar Jar. I fear that things are going to change. I haven't told anyone this but, but, I married Anakin."
"What yousa thinkin'? He's a bombad Jedi and yousa can't marry a Jedi!"
"I know, but we got married. We love each other. He disobeyed the Jedi rules thing just to be with me."
"Oh, oh. Yousa Crazy!!"
"I call it being in love."
"What is mesa going to do with yousa!"
Anakin walked up behind Padme. His hair was slightly longer as was his Padawan braid.
"My lady, you're late for your meeting. They sent me to find you."
"Ani! Mesa didn't knowsa yousa wassa heresa!" (sorry that's probably too many "sa")
Anakin smiled at the strange and annoying creature in front of him. "You haven't changed Jar Jar!"
"Yousa got taller, Ani!"
"Yes I did," then he said to Padme, "We must be going. They're worried about you. A senator should not be walking by herself!"
"Good bye Jar Jar," said Padme as she clasped Anakin's hand into her own and they walked away together.
Jar Jar began to walk back to the capital city of the Gungan's. the wonderful underwater city. "Oh, what mesa going to dosa?" he walked in the forest singing a song about breakfast that was so off tune and annoying. Suddenly a speeder flew past Jar Jar with an unknown driver. Jar Jar started to scream out in fright. The speeder flew back to Jar Jar and speared him through the chest. Jar Jar screamed and fell to ground. The unknown driver began to laugh joyously! Jar Jar had been assassinated! HAHAHA!
That was just great and would be the greatest way to begin Episode Three! Hehehe!