Who's Webline is it Anyway? By Dan Spider-man-Good evening and welcome to, Who's Webline is it Anyway? The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. No they're like hand cream to Doc Ock. Staring, Danger High Voltage: Dr. Otto Octavious, Do not ingest: Eddie Brock, For External Use Only: Mary Jane Watson, and Violators Will be Prosecuted: Norman Osborne. Let's start out with Let's Make a Date. This is for all of you, you're all on a dating show and Ed, Otto, and Norman all have a strange quirk or complication and MJ has to figure them out. MJ: Bachelor #1. Norman(Surfer Dude): Yes. MJ: Where would you take me on a date? Norman: I guess we'd go to the beach, dude. MJ: Bachelor #2 same question. Eddy Brock(Attracted to the ugliest people on the set): I don't know. Hey Spidey, haven't seen you in a while. Hey you want to get some lunch? Spider-man: I asked for that one. MJ: Bachelor #3 what are you looking for in a woman? Doc Ock(Wicked Witch of the West): One I can get, and her little dog too, ha ha, ha, ha! MJ: Okay I can't date Bachelor #1 cause I can't surf, and Bachlor #2 is, really attracted to Peter? Spider-Man-Close, rhymes with pugly. MJ: Like's ugly guys. And Bachelor #3, who is your best friend? Doc Ock: Well that would be my flying monke. MJ-Wicked Witch of the west. Spidey-Wow, our ratings are gonna suck, hey MJ wanna get some dinner? MJ-I'll bring the bug zapper. Spidey-Hey! Fine let's move on to scenes from a hat. They're going to come up with ideas for things like bad truth or dare questions. So lets start with rejected gift ideas from the three wisemen. MJ: All the tapes of the 70s spider-man show. Eddy Brock: Who's line is it anyway the home game. Norman Osborn: Spider-man strategy guide for Playstation 1. Otto Octavious: They call this a bikini. Spider-man-Other Spider-man shows that didn't make it. MJ: Spider-Dan Norman Osborne: Spider-van Eddy Brock: Spider with a tan Otto Octavious: Spider in a band. Spider-man: What I'm thinking right now. Norman Osborne: Check out that MJ, whoa yea. MJ: Check out that Norman, whoa. Spider-Man-Things you can see from space. MJ: Look, Eddy's Ego! Norman Osborne: Is that Spider-man's butt? Spider-man-Okay today's winner is Doc Ock. And we're gonna have a game called Howdown. All of us are singers and we're gonna make up a song while he sits in my seat. What I need from the audience is a type of person you hate. Crowd: Cop. Spidey-Okay the cop Howdown. Spider-man: I just got arrested, I don't know why, all I did was fail when my sobriety was tested, Now I'm gonna go to jail because again I failed. MJ: I do a lot of running from the cops, and I also like to steal mops. Once I knocked over a 7 11, I did that when I was dating a guy named Keven. Eddy Brock: I make bootleg videos it's really not hard, I also like to steal people's credit cards. Once I stool money from a bar, but on the way out I was covered with tar. Norman Osborne: Hello criminals, I am you're worst enemy, my show takes up time on tv, I'm really annoying, I bother everyone, but I don't care cause I've got a gun. Everyone: Cause I've got a gun. Spidey: Thanks for reading to night and see ya round.