A/N: Hullo all! This is Neko and, as most of you know, I write real long
authors notes, so I'm not going to this time! Ha!! Well, we're all gonna
write one chapter to this, here's my little attempt at perverting Harry
Land even more! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter and the Disturbing Detention Part 2 - Kylie Minogue
It had been a week since the Christina Aguilera incident, and Harry had almost gotten over the fact that he had seen Snape in crotchless jeans. The therapy was going well and he was almost back to normal. Well, as normal as you can be being a 13-year-old wizard living in a castle.
Harry grumbled to himself as he walked down the halls of Hogwarts. He had been awarded a detention by Snape, again, and it hadn't even been his fault, again. It had been during potions. Somehow Malfoy had managed to slip an extra ingredient into Harry's cauldron and step away from it before it exploded, which it did, taking Harry's eyebrows with it. Snape hadn't thought twice about deducting house points and giving him another detention.
Fortunately for Harry, the greasy-haired potions master was too busy to oversee his torture and so had offloaded the burden onto Remus Lupin, the Defence against the Dark Arts professor, and Harry's favourite teacher.
So, there he was, walking down a corridor to Professor Lupin's rooms. Stopping outside the door, Harry knocked loudly. There was no answer from within, though that was to be expected as the door was thick and heavy to prevent Lupin's werewolf form from escaping if it ever took control.
Pushing the door open, with some difficulty, Harry peered inside the room. A blast of loud music hit his ear-drums and he almost didn't dare to look. He wished he hadn't. Professor Remus Lupin was in the middle of the floor, furniture having been pushed back against the walls, dancing. That in itself wasn't enough to disturb Harry, it was the fact that Remus was wearing a dress. But not just any dress, oh no, the dress worn by Kylie Minogue in her video for 'Santa Baby', the short, red one with the white fur trim. He was also dancing along to the music. Harry ran.
Later that night, Harry was curled up on his bed when Ron and Hermione walked in. "What's wrong Harry?" Ron asked, looking really stupid.
"It's-it's professor Lupin. He was..." Harry took a deep breath "He was dancing to that song by Kylie Minogue, you know, Santa Baby?" Hermione nodded "And, well, he was wearing the dress she wore in the video. You know, the short red one with the white fur trim." Harry had a sudden sense of Deja vous. Then he had another one. Hermione just looked purplexed.
"Surely it wasn't worse than Snape in the crochless jeans, was it?" She asked. Ron just looked stupid. Harry realised where the first sense of deja vous had come from. He shuddered.
"It was worse. Much worse. The dress was too short and he was..." another deep breath "he was going commando. You could see everything and he was DANCING, Hermione, DANCING!!!" There was a collective gasp from all those in the room with half a brain-cell, i.e. Harry and Hermione. Harry only had half a brain cell so he gasped too. Ron wasn't that smart and was busy picking his nose.
"Oh dear lord!" cried Hermione as Harry went into shock and began to shake uncontrollably.
Harry's medication was doubled as he was now a very ill little boy. However, he was also stupid so the shock wore off real quick
The End.
Harry Potter and the Disturbing Detention Part 2 - Kylie Minogue
It had been a week since the Christina Aguilera incident, and Harry had almost gotten over the fact that he had seen Snape in crotchless jeans. The therapy was going well and he was almost back to normal. Well, as normal as you can be being a 13-year-old wizard living in a castle.
Harry grumbled to himself as he walked down the halls of Hogwarts. He had been awarded a detention by Snape, again, and it hadn't even been his fault, again. It had been during potions. Somehow Malfoy had managed to slip an extra ingredient into Harry's cauldron and step away from it before it exploded, which it did, taking Harry's eyebrows with it. Snape hadn't thought twice about deducting house points and giving him another detention.
Fortunately for Harry, the greasy-haired potions master was too busy to oversee his torture and so had offloaded the burden onto Remus Lupin, the Defence against the Dark Arts professor, and Harry's favourite teacher.
So, there he was, walking down a corridor to Professor Lupin's rooms. Stopping outside the door, Harry knocked loudly. There was no answer from within, though that was to be expected as the door was thick and heavy to prevent Lupin's werewolf form from escaping if it ever took control.
Pushing the door open, with some difficulty, Harry peered inside the room. A blast of loud music hit his ear-drums and he almost didn't dare to look. He wished he hadn't. Professor Remus Lupin was in the middle of the floor, furniture having been pushed back against the walls, dancing. That in itself wasn't enough to disturb Harry, it was the fact that Remus was wearing a dress. But not just any dress, oh no, the dress worn by Kylie Minogue in her video for 'Santa Baby', the short, red one with the white fur trim. He was also dancing along to the music. Harry ran.
Later that night, Harry was curled up on his bed when Ron and Hermione walked in. "What's wrong Harry?" Ron asked, looking really stupid.
"It's-it's professor Lupin. He was..." Harry took a deep breath "He was dancing to that song by Kylie Minogue, you know, Santa Baby?" Hermione nodded "And, well, he was wearing the dress she wore in the video. You know, the short red one with the white fur trim." Harry had a sudden sense of Deja vous. Then he had another one. Hermione just looked purplexed.
"Surely it wasn't worse than Snape in the crochless jeans, was it?" She asked. Ron just looked stupid. Harry realised where the first sense of deja vous had come from. He shuddered.
"It was worse. Much worse. The dress was too short and he was..." another deep breath "he was going commando. You could see everything and he was DANCING, Hermione, DANCING!!!" There was a collective gasp from all those in the room with half a brain-cell, i.e. Harry and Hermione. Harry only had half a brain cell so he gasped too. Ron wasn't that smart and was busy picking his nose.
"Oh dear lord!" cried Hermione as Harry went into shock and began to shake uncontrollably.
Harry's medication was doubled as he was now a very ill little boy. However, he was also stupid so the shock wore off real quick
The End.