The disturbing life of harry potter- part 3
Harry Potter was at this moment sitting outside by the lake watching the lake monster beat Ron Weasley to death but yet he didn't have the energy at the moment to rescue him so just watched his friends be smashed against rocks.
He'd been thinking a lot lately. He'd had some pretty disturbing detentions. First there was that whole Snape and the weird Christina Aguilera trousers, it was quite strange and he hadn't been able to keep a straight face during potions ever since.
Then their had been Remus, one of his fathers friends and previous defence against the dark arts teacher at Hogwarts. For a start he was wearing a mini Santa dress and was singing kylies "Santa baby" song. How harry knew this song was unknown but he didn't question it. Harry was beginning to wonder whether he would ever have a normal life.
"RON WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!" Harry shouted at his friend as he let out blood curdling screams. Doesn't anyone understand people need to think?! Harry thought. He checked the time on his watch and got out his medication, which had recently been changed as it had been supposedly been making him violent and gay, not that Malfoy had complained.
"Two of the blue, one of the yellow, and three of the purple." Harry said checking he was taking the right pills. But before he could put them into his mouth a horrifying sight appeared before him.
"Hello there Harry. How are you?" The voice said.
Harrys' Eyes grew wide with shock and he began screaming like a girl before running away, leaving Rons to have his legs bitten off by the lake monster.
Later on Hermione came into the common room and noticed harry sitting in a corner with his wand outstretched in front of him and a fortress of big dusty books around him to protect him.
"Harry Have you seen Ron he was supposed to meet me to.?" She began and then stopped "Never mind!" she added quickly blushing as she did.
Harry just sat there staring past her looking very pale.
"Harry whatever is the matter?" She asked opening her mouth as wide as possible when speaking like she usually did.
"I saw-I Saw- I saw. Oh my god it was so disturbing!" he cried
"What was it?"
"Dumbledore!" he exclaimed, "You know how there was that Manga called Cardcaptor Sakura.
"Yes" Hermione said reluctantly.
"Well. well.well." harry began but couldn't find a rational way of saying it so. "WELL DUMBLEDORE WAS WEARING ONE OF THOSE BIG FRILLY PINK DRESSES AND CARRYING A PINK STAFF WITH A STAR ON TOP ROUND AND ACTING LIKE IT WAS NORMAL!"
"You don't like the big frilly dresses?" Hermione asked blushing again
"Hermione, Dumbledore was wearing it! If it had been Drac-" Harry stopped realising what he was going to shout. "Never mind"
"So it was another Snape and Lupin thing was it?" Hermione asked
Harry at this point went berserk, and began randomly shoving different coloured pills down his throat, and later was taken to the hospital wing. Again.
Harry Potter was at this moment sitting outside by the lake watching the lake monster beat Ron Weasley to death but yet he didn't have the energy at the moment to rescue him so just watched his friends be smashed against rocks.
He'd been thinking a lot lately. He'd had some pretty disturbing detentions. First there was that whole Snape and the weird Christina Aguilera trousers, it was quite strange and he hadn't been able to keep a straight face during potions ever since.
Then their had been Remus, one of his fathers friends and previous defence against the dark arts teacher at Hogwarts. For a start he was wearing a mini Santa dress and was singing kylies "Santa baby" song. How harry knew this song was unknown but he didn't question it. Harry was beginning to wonder whether he would ever have a normal life.
"RON WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!" Harry shouted at his friend as he let out blood curdling screams. Doesn't anyone understand people need to think?! Harry thought. He checked the time on his watch and got out his medication, which had recently been changed as it had been supposedly been making him violent and gay, not that Malfoy had complained.
"Two of the blue, one of the yellow, and three of the purple." Harry said checking he was taking the right pills. But before he could put them into his mouth a horrifying sight appeared before him.
"Hello there Harry. How are you?" The voice said.
Harrys' Eyes grew wide with shock and he began screaming like a girl before running away, leaving Rons to have his legs bitten off by the lake monster.
Later on Hermione came into the common room and noticed harry sitting in a corner with his wand outstretched in front of him and a fortress of big dusty books around him to protect him.
"Harry Have you seen Ron he was supposed to meet me to.?" She began and then stopped "Never mind!" she added quickly blushing as she did.
Harry just sat there staring past her looking very pale.
"Harry whatever is the matter?" She asked opening her mouth as wide as possible when speaking like she usually did.
"I saw-I Saw- I saw. Oh my god it was so disturbing!" he cried
"What was it?"
"Dumbledore!" he exclaimed, "You know how there was that Manga called Cardcaptor Sakura.
"Yes" Hermione said reluctantly.
"Well. well.well." harry began but couldn't find a rational way of saying it so. "WELL DUMBLEDORE WAS WEARING ONE OF THOSE BIG FRILLY PINK DRESSES AND CARRYING A PINK STAFF WITH A STAR ON TOP ROUND AND ACTING LIKE IT WAS NORMAL!"
"You don't like the big frilly dresses?" Hermione asked blushing again
"Hermione, Dumbledore was wearing it! If it had been Drac-" Harry stopped realising what he was going to shout. "Never mind"
"So it was another Snape and Lupin thing was it?" Hermione asked
Harry at this point went berserk, and began randomly shoving different coloured pills down his throat, and later was taken to the hospital wing. Again.