Me- "Here I am with Draco Malfoy, Slytherin's nobility and the most hated boy in all of Hogwarts.

Draco Malfoy- *Swells with pride*

Me- "Tell me, Mr. Malfoy… what do you like most about your house, Slytherin?"

Draco Malfoy- *looks defensive* "What kind of a question is that?"

Me- "One that you should answer *grins and bears it*"

Draco Malfoy- "Practically everything! Slytherin had always been the best house in Hogwarts."

Me-- *smiles confidently at the camera* "As you can see, my readers, Slytherins are particularly defensive of their house. That could be good or bad, depending on the situation. But compared to Gryffindor, that's rather off them. Gryffindor doesn't boast about their house *glares at Draco Malfoy* and think they're superior to everyone else."

Draco Malfoy- *grumbles*

Me-- *looking cheery again* "Anyways, Mr. Malfoy. Have you read the Harry Potter series?"

Draco Malfoy- *looking extremely sarcastic* "Not recently."

Me- *looking abashed* "Dear me! You've got to be the only person in the entire world who hasn't! I"ll be sure to put that in the article."

Draco Malfoy- "Whatever."

Me- "What's your reaction to the fact that Joanne Rowling is writing such a brilliant series?"

Draco Malfoy- "It's complete rubbish! Who in their right mind would what to write every move Potter and his stupid friends make? It's absurd!"

Me- *turns around and talks quietly into the camera, smiling* "This is not part of the documentation. Mr. Malfoy is acting jealous deliberately, and should not be taken seriously by anyone."

Draco Malfoy- *leaning in to hear correctly* "Jealous? I'm not jealous!"

Me- *Returns to the interview* "Mr. Malfoy, are you aware that your father, Lucius Malfoy, is a well-known supporter of Voldemort?"

Draco Malfoy- *biting lip, looking panicky* "I… I'm not jealous!"

Me- "I repeat, Mr. Malfoy, are you aware that your father, Lucius Malfoy, is a well-known supporter ofVoldemort?"

Draco Malfoy- *shifts in chair uneasily* "I have n-no reason to be jealous, you Mudblood!"

Me- *smiles innocently at Draco Malfoy* "Insults will get you nowhere unless you want your broom vigorously stuffed up your nose. Now do tell me. Lucius Malfoy, your father, is a well-known supporter of You-Know-Who. Are you aware of that?"

Draco Mafloy- *looking paler than usual* "That's the same question only reversed!"

Me- *still smiling brightly* "Yes, well, for such a little brat like yourself, I thought I'd switch it up a bit to make you answer. I thought for a moment that you're too brainless to notice."

Draco Malfoy- *jumping to his feet, ears pink* "I WILL NOT BE SPOKEN TO THAT WAY!"

Me- *looking mockingly surprised* "What do you mean, you useless little twerp? What other way to you want me to speak to you?"

Draco Malfoy- "In a respectful way!"

Me- "But… I haven't any respect for you!"

Draco Malfoy- *looking furious* "THAT'S IT! YOU"LL BE SURE DUMBLEDORE HEARS ABOUT THIS! *stomps away in a huff*"

Me- *screaming and the slamming of a door heard in the background* "I wonder why the scum-at-the-bottom-of-my-shoe left? I was beginning to think that he was all talk. Oh well. *Smiles proudly* This interview is over"

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Sorry folks. That's all from the Amazing Bouncing Ferret… and I couldn't have it any other way.

            Now, on to someone who really matters… Ron Weasley, Harry Potter's partner in crime and the silly, comical, sarcastic boy with the red hair and freckles. This interview went surprisingly well, due to the fact that I don't like Ron that much. You'll see why in a moment.