Chapter Three:
Out the Window
Jack rushed home to find his mother brushing her hair.
pssh-k! pssh-k!
The doors opened and closed as Jack ran excitedly into his home.
"Queen Mother Amidala! Queen Mother Amidala! Look what I've got!"
Jack rushes in to show his mother the beans. She's bored and looks into his hand. SHe turns furious.
"You got BEANS?!?! WHAT ABOUT THE MONEY!!! DO YOU EXPECT ME TO WEAR THIS," she points to her outfit, "FOR TWO SCENES IN A ROW?!?!"
Queen Mother Amidala grabbed the beans and threw them out of the window.
"Oh, Vader, you've cause another grey hair! I need my beauty sleep!" Queen Mother Amidala rushes off to her room with a pssh-k! pssh-k!
Jack trudges off to sleep.