Chapter Four:
Holy Wookie!
A random space rooster crows in the morning, waking Jack.
"The two suns are up already! Queen Mother Amidala is still asleep..."
Jack walks outside to retrieve his beans.
"HOLY WOOKIE!"
A space ship was sitting where the beans were the previous night.
"I wonder where it'd take me if I got inside..."
Jack climbed inside of the ship. It rumbled and took off.
"The controls are on autopilot! I can't control the ship!"
The ship flew off into space. Soon, a large moon came into view.
"That looks like a moon!" Ominous Star Wars music begins to play. Dum, dum, dum, dum, dum dum, dum dum dum dum...ect
Jack tries to fly past it.
"Oh no! It seems as though I have been caught in some tractor beam! I am heading straight for the moon!"
Jack landed on the moon only to find that it wasn't a moon. It was the Death Star.
Jack got off the little ship and hid behind a conveniently placed box.
"You have failed me for the last time captain. hoo-paah hoo-paah." Darth Giant stood there with his arm outstretched. Suddenly he clenched his hand into a fist and sounds of choking and struggling came from the other room. Just then a little droid came out of nowhere and began chirping loudly.
Darth Giant whorled around and found Jack.
"A spy!"
THey both whipped out their light sabers and began fighting.
vrooom, vroom, tsing tsing vroom, *sizzle* ect....
With one swift movement Jack knocked Darth Giant's saber out of his hand and was about to kill him.
"WAIT!" shouted Darth Giant, "Jack I am your father!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"