How 'Bout... Pizza?
Scene 1: By The Pool... again...
Wolverine hadn't eaten anything for the past day. All the X-Men ever wanted to do was swim. Yesterday, the X-Men tried to take Wolverine to get hotdogs. The mission failed thanks to a weird speaker, Harry Potter, Darth Vader, the Blair Witch, Jean constantly saying that she is, indeed, Phoenix, and the simultaneous combining of various X-Men. Oh yeah, the raptor also came by to set up a trap. They actually set a trap? YES! OK? We're not going through this again... Anyway, Wolverine finally got so hungry that he HAD to eat.
Rogue jumps into the pool.
Rogue: This is so much fun!
Wolverine: Doesn't it get old? I swear, we swim all the time.
Beast: Well actually, Logan, we only swim-
Wolverine: Look, Beast, I really don't want to hear it!
Psylocke: Come on Wolverine! Let's go swimming!
Wolverine: No! I'm so hungry I could- wait a minute! I thought I killed you Psylocke...?
Psylocke: Twice. But, hey, look at Jean.
Wolverine looks at Jean. She is flying above the pool screaming that-
Jean: I AM PHOENIX!
Psylocke: She's died about four times. She's still ok.
Wolverine kills Psylocke. She comes back.
Psylocke: I AM PSYLOCKE.
Jean: I AM PHOENIX!
Beast: So in conclusion, Logan, the...
Wolverine: Excuse me a second,
Wolverine turns from Psylocke to Beast.
Wolverine: what are you babbling about?
Beast: You said we swim all the time.
Wolverine: That was like... ten minutes ago.
Beast: Well it's a long answer.
Wolverine kills him.
Wolverine: All right everyone, let's go get some hotdog- NO! Uh... How 'Bout... Pizza?
Psylocke: I AM PSYLOCKE!
Wolverine kills her. AGAIN. Everyone gets out of the pool.
Scene 2: Journey to Pizza Hut
The X-Men get onto the Blackbird. Cyclops drives.
Cyclops: Where are we going?
Wolverine: Pizza Hut.
Cyclops: Ok.
The Blackbird leaves, and heads for Pizza Hut.
Jean: I AM PHOENIX!
Wolverine: Stop it Jean!
Rogue: Why do we keep her around? All she does is scream her name.
Wolverine: I'll kill her.
Wolverine kills Jean. She doesn't come back.
Rogue: YES!
Jean comes back.
Jean: I AM DARK PHOENIX!
Cyclops: Dammit, Jean! No you aren't!
Wolverine, and Rogue kill her. She comes back.
Jean: I AM PHOENIX!
Gambit: Again?
Wolverine, Rogue and Gambit kill Jean. She comes back.
Jean: I AM MARVEL GIRL!
Rogue: FINE!
They leave her alone. The X-Men get to Pizza Hut.
Scene 3: The Drive Through?
Wolverine: Hey Scott, there's a drive through!
Cyclops: Are you sure?
Wolverine: Yeah, nothin' will happen like that again.
Guess What? He Was Wrong.
Scene 4: The Order
Speaker: May I take your order?
Wolverine: IT WORKS!
Speaker: Hello?
Cyclops: Yes we want- Jean: I AM MARVEL GIRL!
Speaker: Uh... what was that?
Cyclops: Nothing! We want a large pepperoni pizza.
Harry Potter: I'm baaaaaaaaaaack! Give me a hug Logan!
Wolverine: NO! Get away from me you stupid wizard!
Harry casts a sleeping spell on Logan.
Scene 5: The Dream
Goldmember: BREATHES....... BREATHES..... Logan! I am your fajah! BREATHES.......
Wolverine: NOOOO- Wait! You're my what?
Goldmember: Your fajah!
Wolverine: Fa- fa- zah?
Goldmember: FAJAH! Like the fajah. You know a da- dad.
Wolverine: Oh! Oh! My father. FA- THER! Ok... NOOOOOO!
Wolverine wakes up.
Scene 6: Back On The Blackbird
Wolverine: AHHH!
Rogue: What's wrong?
Gambit: Did Logan dream that Goldmember was his fajah?
Rogue: His whaa?
Gambit: His fajah! You know? Like the fajah.
Rogue: Fa-Fa zah?
Gambit: FAJAH! Like his da-dad!
Rogue: Oh! His Father! FA-THER!
Wolverine: Yeah, that was my dream.
Beast: Another innerthoughtual stinsity about a father? Hmm. I'll have to research this...
Wolverine: I thought you were dead.
Psylocke: Nope, Harry Potter brought us back.
Wolverine: Where is that stupid wizard?
Psylocke: We don't know. He took us to the woods.
Wolverine: Has Rogue seen the Blair Witch yet?
Psylocke: Well, we heard someone singin' I'm gonna get cha good....
Wolverine: Isn't that Shania Twain's new song?
Psylocke: Yeah...
Wolverine: OH NO!
TO BE CONTINUED.........
Scene 1: By The Pool... again...
Wolverine hadn't eaten anything for the past day. All the X-Men ever wanted to do was swim. Yesterday, the X-Men tried to take Wolverine to get hotdogs. The mission failed thanks to a weird speaker, Harry Potter, Darth Vader, the Blair Witch, Jean constantly saying that she is, indeed, Phoenix, and the simultaneous combining of various X-Men. Oh yeah, the raptor also came by to set up a trap. They actually set a trap? YES! OK? We're not going through this again... Anyway, Wolverine finally got so hungry that he HAD to eat.
Rogue jumps into the pool.
Rogue: This is so much fun!
Wolverine: Doesn't it get old? I swear, we swim all the time.
Beast: Well actually, Logan, we only swim-
Wolverine: Look, Beast, I really don't want to hear it!
Psylocke: Come on Wolverine! Let's go swimming!
Wolverine: No! I'm so hungry I could- wait a minute! I thought I killed you Psylocke...?
Psylocke: Twice. But, hey, look at Jean.
Wolverine looks at Jean. She is flying above the pool screaming that-
Jean: I AM PHOENIX!
Psylocke: She's died about four times. She's still ok.
Wolverine kills Psylocke. She comes back.
Psylocke: I AM PSYLOCKE.
Jean: I AM PHOENIX!
Beast: So in conclusion, Logan, the...
Wolverine: Excuse me a second,
Wolverine turns from Psylocke to Beast.
Wolverine: what are you babbling about?
Beast: You said we swim all the time.
Wolverine: That was like... ten minutes ago.
Beast: Well it's a long answer.
Wolverine kills him.
Wolverine: All right everyone, let's go get some hotdog- NO! Uh... How 'Bout... Pizza?
Psylocke: I AM PSYLOCKE!
Wolverine kills her. AGAIN. Everyone gets out of the pool.
Scene 2: Journey to Pizza Hut
The X-Men get onto the Blackbird. Cyclops drives.
Cyclops: Where are we going?
Wolverine: Pizza Hut.
Cyclops: Ok.
The Blackbird leaves, and heads for Pizza Hut.
Jean: I AM PHOENIX!
Wolverine: Stop it Jean!
Rogue: Why do we keep her around? All she does is scream her name.
Wolverine: I'll kill her.
Wolverine kills Jean. She doesn't come back.
Rogue: YES!
Jean comes back.
Jean: I AM DARK PHOENIX!
Cyclops: Dammit, Jean! No you aren't!
Wolverine, and Rogue kill her. She comes back.
Jean: I AM PHOENIX!
Gambit: Again?
Wolverine, Rogue and Gambit kill Jean. She comes back.
Jean: I AM MARVEL GIRL!
Rogue: FINE!
They leave her alone. The X-Men get to Pizza Hut.
Scene 3: The Drive Through?
Wolverine: Hey Scott, there's a drive through!
Cyclops: Are you sure?
Wolverine: Yeah, nothin' will happen like that again.
Guess What? He Was Wrong.
Scene 4: The Order
Speaker: May I take your order?
Wolverine: IT WORKS!
Speaker: Hello?
Cyclops: Yes we want- Jean: I AM MARVEL GIRL!
Speaker: Uh... what was that?
Cyclops: Nothing! We want a large pepperoni pizza.
Harry Potter: I'm baaaaaaaaaaack! Give me a hug Logan!
Wolverine: NO! Get away from me you stupid wizard!
Harry casts a sleeping spell on Logan.
Scene 5: The Dream
Goldmember: BREATHES....... BREATHES..... Logan! I am your fajah! BREATHES.......
Wolverine: NOOOO- Wait! You're my what?
Goldmember: Your fajah!
Wolverine: Fa- fa- zah?
Goldmember: FAJAH! Like the fajah. You know a da- dad.
Wolverine: Oh! Oh! My father. FA- THER! Ok... NOOOOOO!
Wolverine wakes up.
Scene 6: Back On The Blackbird
Wolverine: AHHH!
Rogue: What's wrong?
Gambit: Did Logan dream that Goldmember was his fajah?
Rogue: His whaa?
Gambit: His fajah! You know? Like the fajah.
Rogue: Fa-Fa zah?
Gambit: FAJAH! Like his da-dad!
Rogue: Oh! His Father! FA-THER!
Wolverine: Yeah, that was my dream.
Beast: Another innerthoughtual stinsity about a father? Hmm. I'll have to research this...
Wolverine: I thought you were dead.
Psylocke: Nope, Harry Potter brought us back.
Wolverine: Where is that stupid wizard?
Psylocke: We don't know. He took us to the woods.
Wolverine: Has Rogue seen the Blair Witch yet?
Psylocke: Well, we heard someone singin' I'm gonna get cha good....
Wolverine: Isn't that Shania Twain's new song?
Psylocke: Yeah...
Wolverine: OH NO!
TO BE CONTINUED.........