How 'Bout... Pizza? Part II
Scene 7: The Woods
Wolverine: Ok, so let me get this straight... Harry Potter took us to a forest right before we were going to get food that I have been waiting two days for, and then to top it off, he made Beast and Psylocke come back to life?
Cyclops: Yeah, that's the way it went.
Wolverine: I really hate Harry Potter.
Cyclops: I know. You killed him when we were in line for hotdogs yesterday.
Wolverine: You helped!
Cyclops: Oh yeah...
Shania Twain: (singing) I'm gonna getcha good!
Wolverine: Oh no!
Rogue: What was that?!
Jean: I AM MARVEL GIRL!
Rogue: We know!
Psylocke: I AM PSYLOCKE!
Beast: I AM BEAST!
Wolverine: If they combine I'm gonna kill them.
Beast, Jean, and Psylocke combine.
All: WE ARE MAREASTLOCKE!
Wolverine kills Mareastlocke.
Wolverine: See?
Cyclops: Ok, let's get out of the woods now.
Rogue: Wait! What was that singing noise?
Wolverine: I think it's-
Rogue: The Blair Witch!
Wolverine: No it isn't, Rogue! It's Shania Twain.
Gambit: Remy wants to get out of the woods!
Wolverine: So does Logan.
Cyclops: Ok, let's go.
Rogue: Yeah, hurry before Mareastlocke comes back.
Mareastlocke comes back.
Wolverine: Don't say anything anymore, Rogue!
Cyclops: RUN!!!
Mareastlocke: WE ARE MAREASTLOCKE!
A camera appears in Rogue's hands. She runs with the other X-Men through the woods.
Rogue: Hey, this is just like the Blair Witch project! Except next there's no stick figures...
A stick figure appears.
Wolverine: What is that!?
Cyclops: A stick figure.
Wolverine: I told you not to talk, Rogue!
Rogue: Well at least Shania Twain hasn't found us!
They run into Shania Twain. She is singing her new song.
Shania Twain: I'm gonna getcha good!
`Wolverine: Shut up Rogue!!!
Rogue: Sorry!
Cyclops: Move Shania, Mareastlocke is following us!!!
Shania Twain: Ok run!
They all run through the woods.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: (holding out his hand) Come with me if you want to live.
Rogue throws the camera down.
Rogue: Where do you want us to go, the Millenium Falcon?
Scene 8: The Millenium Falcon
Han Solo is piloting the Millenium Falcon.
Han: Get on the ship.
Cyclops: The Millenium Falcon?
Rogue: Your welcome.
Wolverine: NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO! I WANT FOOD! NOW!
Mareastlocke: (roars) ROAR!!!
Wolverine: RUN!!!
The X-Men get on Han's ship.
Wolverine: Take us to pizza hut! I'm starving!
Han: You probably don't want to go there. The chances Harry Potter is there playing Quidditch is 200,000,000 to 1.
Wolverine: Never tell me the odds!
Han: That's my line!
Wolverine: Then why did I just say it?
Han: Well it was my line back in the movie. I think I said that in The Empire Strikes Back.
Wolverine: Just get us to pizza hut! We have to kill Harry Potter anyway.
Scene 9: Back to Pizza Hut
They get to pizza hut. The X-Men get out. Harry Potter is nowhere to be found. Pizza Hut is closed. The Blackbird is missing.
Cyclops: Dude, where's the Blackbird?
Gambit: Where's the Blackbird, dude?
Cyclops: Dude, where's the Blackbird.
Gambit: Where's the Blackbird, dude?
Rogue: Ok, stop it.
Mareastlocke: (roars) ROAR!!!
Wolverine: NO!!!!!!
Rogue: How did they get here?
Mareastlocke: WE ARE MAREASTNIGHTLOCKE!
Gambit: Who?
Rogue: They said something about Night. Maybe they picked up Kurt and teleported here!
Cyclops: RUN!!!
The Millenium Falcon hovers inches from the ground. Han is standing on the edge of the boarding ramp.
Han: You runnin' again?
Wolverine: That was my line.
Han laughs. Wolverine kills him.
Wolverine: I am SO hungry!
Mareastnightlocke: ROAR.
Wolverine kills Mareastnightlocke. He starts a fire. He eats Mareastnightlocke.
Wolverine: I ate the liver with a side of onions... (he makes the Hannibal Lector sucking noise)
Rogue: I think Wolverine's about to go crazy!
Wolverine goes crazy.
TO BE CONTINUED... again....
Scene 7: The Woods
Wolverine: Ok, so let me get this straight... Harry Potter took us to a forest right before we were going to get food that I have been waiting two days for, and then to top it off, he made Beast and Psylocke come back to life?
Cyclops: Yeah, that's the way it went.
Wolverine: I really hate Harry Potter.
Cyclops: I know. You killed him when we were in line for hotdogs yesterday.
Wolverine: You helped!
Cyclops: Oh yeah...
Shania Twain: (singing) I'm gonna getcha good!
Wolverine: Oh no!
Rogue: What was that?!
Jean: I AM MARVEL GIRL!
Rogue: We know!
Psylocke: I AM PSYLOCKE!
Beast: I AM BEAST!
Wolverine: If they combine I'm gonna kill them.
Beast, Jean, and Psylocke combine.
All: WE ARE MAREASTLOCKE!
Wolverine kills Mareastlocke.
Wolverine: See?
Cyclops: Ok, let's get out of the woods now.
Rogue: Wait! What was that singing noise?
Wolverine: I think it's-
Rogue: The Blair Witch!
Wolverine: No it isn't, Rogue! It's Shania Twain.
Gambit: Remy wants to get out of the woods!
Wolverine: So does Logan.
Cyclops: Ok, let's go.
Rogue: Yeah, hurry before Mareastlocke comes back.
Mareastlocke comes back.
Wolverine: Don't say anything anymore, Rogue!
Cyclops: RUN!!!
Mareastlocke: WE ARE MAREASTLOCKE!
A camera appears in Rogue's hands. She runs with the other X-Men through the woods.
Rogue: Hey, this is just like the Blair Witch project! Except next there's no stick figures...
A stick figure appears.
Wolverine: What is that!?
Cyclops: A stick figure.
Wolverine: I told you not to talk, Rogue!
Rogue: Well at least Shania Twain hasn't found us!
They run into Shania Twain. She is singing her new song.
Shania Twain: I'm gonna getcha good!
`Wolverine: Shut up Rogue!!!
Rogue: Sorry!
Cyclops: Move Shania, Mareastlocke is following us!!!
Shania Twain: Ok run!
They all run through the woods.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: (holding out his hand) Come with me if you want to live.
Rogue throws the camera down.
Rogue: Where do you want us to go, the Millenium Falcon?
Scene 8: The Millenium Falcon
Han Solo is piloting the Millenium Falcon.
Han: Get on the ship.
Cyclops: The Millenium Falcon?
Rogue: Your welcome.
Wolverine: NO! I DON'T WANT TO GO! I WANT FOOD! NOW!
Mareastlocke: (roars) ROAR!!!
Wolverine: RUN!!!
The X-Men get on Han's ship.
Wolverine: Take us to pizza hut! I'm starving!
Han: You probably don't want to go there. The chances Harry Potter is there playing Quidditch is 200,000,000 to 1.
Wolverine: Never tell me the odds!
Han: That's my line!
Wolverine: Then why did I just say it?
Han: Well it was my line back in the movie. I think I said that in The Empire Strikes Back.
Wolverine: Just get us to pizza hut! We have to kill Harry Potter anyway.
Scene 9: Back to Pizza Hut
They get to pizza hut. The X-Men get out. Harry Potter is nowhere to be found. Pizza Hut is closed. The Blackbird is missing.
Cyclops: Dude, where's the Blackbird?
Gambit: Where's the Blackbird, dude?
Cyclops: Dude, where's the Blackbird.
Gambit: Where's the Blackbird, dude?
Rogue: Ok, stop it.
Mareastlocke: (roars) ROAR!!!
Wolverine: NO!!!!!!
Rogue: How did they get here?
Mareastlocke: WE ARE MAREASTNIGHTLOCKE!
Gambit: Who?
Rogue: They said something about Night. Maybe they picked up Kurt and teleported here!
Cyclops: RUN!!!
The Millenium Falcon hovers inches from the ground. Han is standing on the edge of the boarding ramp.
Han: You runnin' again?
Wolverine: That was my line.
Han laughs. Wolverine kills him.
Wolverine: I am SO hungry!
Mareastnightlocke: ROAR.
Wolverine kills Mareastnightlocke. He starts a fire. He eats Mareastnightlocke.
Wolverine: I ate the liver with a side of onions... (he makes the Hannibal Lector sucking noise)
Rogue: I think Wolverine's about to go crazy!
Wolverine goes crazy.
TO BE CONTINUED... again....