The day no bishie fans would die
Oh god..watch this be a very disturbing fic..it starts with me..then goes onto the game..and so firth. Yes I know I haven't finished my other KH fic, but I wanted to write this one ;_; Ah well here we go!
Chapter one: ..What the &^@# is up with that keyblade?
Nayru T: (playing the KH game, starting to get the stuffing knocked out of Sora in traverse town.) WEee! I'm winning!
Sechs: (sitting there in all her chibi glory, eating popcorn) No your not, your loosing.
NT: I am?
Sechs: Yep
NT: Oh.no wonder I just fell down.look! A movie!
Sechs.: ( twitching) Screw the movies! Get to the %$#@ action parts! Blood baby!
Later that day!
NT's mom: Boo boo! *Nayru's nickname from her mom -_-* Would you keep it down! I'm trying to watch the lifetime channel!
NT: (yelling at the fat ass bitch known as Ursula) Sorry mom!
Sechs: Hold on..how the hell did you get that far in the game?
NT: uh...luck?
Sechs: That's gotta be it.
NT: Ya know! I got an idea for a fic! I'll call it . The day no Bishie fans would die!
Sechs: (drinking soda) That's a lie.in every weird fic, a fan girl/boy's gonna die anyway.
Nt: (runs over to her computer)
Somewhere, on Destiny Islands!
Riku: (Shudders) I just had a really bad thought.
Both Sora and Riku are both walking on the so called Destiny islands,Sora looks to Riku confused.
Sora: What? A crab with a Jammacian like accent jumping in those funky pants you wear and starts to sing a song dealing with a mermaid who wants to go up on land, but can't since she has to live in water and she's a princess so her father doesn't want her going up there anyway because he hates humans and would probably have a big fit like a monkey on speed pills with a herny?
Riku just stared at Sora. Sora was known to be the stupid hero with no sence of vocabulary, and would have a short memory span. Riku just stared.
Sora: ..HEY! look, it's your dad!
Sora then pointed to the almighty, masamune carrying, all cool dude, bad ass guy known as.
Sephiroth~!
Sephiroth: Son, what the hell are you doing? Your supposed to be helping me get your mother to stop watching that damned soap opra.
And wouldn't you know it, Riku's mommy is...
Tifa! (Yep.I know some of you are gonna hate me.but I like the coupling, so in your face!)
Riku then followed his dad while Sora went and started poking a worm. Jeez, Sora.why the hell are you so dence?
LaTEr that Day!!!!
We find Riku on his bed, reading porn as his father had suggested him too. And under his bed was his mother's brother, Ansem!
Ansem: Yes! Open your heart to the Darkness! Hahahaha,I will soon rule over this miserable planet....
Riku: (kicking Ansem in the head.) Keep it down! I'm reading this.
Ansem, like the poor baby that he is, started sniffling and hide under the bed, afraid to come out because of the god forsaken lights!
And somewhere.in the darkest and deepest castle thing..was someone sitting.all weird and gay an evil like...
Weird ass dude: Ahaha.soon..they will all pay..for not putting me in the game! AHaAAahahah- OW! Son of a bitch!
The dude then started wailing since he accidently hit his hand on his chair.
****~~~
NT: WEEEee wasn't that fun!?!?! Well tune in next time for.
Why was the first chapter named that?
Or!
The time when Riku forgot to wear pants!
Sechs: It's unquestionably stupid.
Oh god..watch this be a very disturbing fic..it starts with me..then goes onto the game..and so firth. Yes I know I haven't finished my other KH fic, but I wanted to write this one ;_; Ah well here we go!
Chapter one: ..What the &^@# is up with that keyblade?
Nayru T: (playing the KH game, starting to get the stuffing knocked out of Sora in traverse town.) WEee! I'm winning!
Sechs: (sitting there in all her chibi glory, eating popcorn) No your not, your loosing.
NT: I am?
Sechs: Yep
NT: Oh.no wonder I just fell down.look! A movie!
Sechs.: ( twitching) Screw the movies! Get to the %$#@ action parts! Blood baby!
Later that day!
NT's mom: Boo boo! *Nayru's nickname from her mom -_-* Would you keep it down! I'm trying to watch the lifetime channel!
NT: (yelling at the fat ass bitch known as Ursula) Sorry mom!
Sechs: Hold on..how the hell did you get that far in the game?
NT: uh...luck?
Sechs: That's gotta be it.
NT: Ya know! I got an idea for a fic! I'll call it . The day no Bishie fans would die!
Sechs: (drinking soda) That's a lie.in every weird fic, a fan girl/boy's gonna die anyway.
Nt: (runs over to her computer)
Somewhere, on Destiny Islands!
Riku: (Shudders) I just had a really bad thought.
Both Sora and Riku are both walking on the so called Destiny islands,Sora looks to Riku confused.
Sora: What? A crab with a Jammacian like accent jumping in those funky pants you wear and starts to sing a song dealing with a mermaid who wants to go up on land, but can't since she has to live in water and she's a princess so her father doesn't want her going up there anyway because he hates humans and would probably have a big fit like a monkey on speed pills with a herny?
Riku just stared at Sora. Sora was known to be the stupid hero with no sence of vocabulary, and would have a short memory span. Riku just stared.
Sora: ..HEY! look, it's your dad!
Sora then pointed to the almighty, masamune carrying, all cool dude, bad ass guy known as.
Sephiroth~!
Sephiroth: Son, what the hell are you doing? Your supposed to be helping me get your mother to stop watching that damned soap opra.
And wouldn't you know it, Riku's mommy is...
Tifa! (Yep.I know some of you are gonna hate me.but I like the coupling, so in your face!)
Riku then followed his dad while Sora went and started poking a worm. Jeez, Sora.why the hell are you so dence?
LaTEr that Day!!!!
We find Riku on his bed, reading porn as his father had suggested him too. And under his bed was his mother's brother, Ansem!
Ansem: Yes! Open your heart to the Darkness! Hahahaha,I will soon rule over this miserable planet....
Riku: (kicking Ansem in the head.) Keep it down! I'm reading this.
Ansem, like the poor baby that he is, started sniffling and hide under the bed, afraid to come out because of the god forsaken lights!
And somewhere.in the darkest and deepest castle thing..was someone sitting.all weird and gay an evil like...
Weird ass dude: Ahaha.soon..they will all pay..for not putting me in the game! AHaAAahahah- OW! Son of a bitch!
The dude then started wailing since he accidently hit his hand on his chair.
****~~~
NT: WEEEee wasn't that fun!?!?! Well tune in next time for.
Why was the first chapter named that?
Or!
The time when Riku forgot to wear pants!
Sechs: It's unquestionably stupid.