Weee new chapter! Let's all get ready for some more eerie randomness! Maybe
a plot might come into this weird story! WoW! Hot damn!
Chapter two:
The day Riku forgot to wear pants!
Our scene starts out with Riku sleeping on his bed, and Ansem snoring from under it.
Riku: (yawns) Eh.(see's a tourist try to take his pants) Hey!
Riku then throws a big stone on the tourist, instantly killing him.
Riku: Stupid tourists.-_-
Tifa: RIKU! Breakfest is ready!
Riku: Coming mom!
Well, it looks like everything was going smooth on the Destiny Islands..The tourists coming and trying to steal our favorite characters stuff..Sephiroth slicing them all up with his sword.Sora wacking coconuts out of the trees..getting hit by one.and going unconscious..and Kairi trying to get Sora to sleep with her. Yep, all is well.
But.while Sora is dreaming.he hears voices.
/key blade holder./
Sora: .o_O;?
/Damnit, just listen,ok?/
Sora: ...If it gets me away from Kairi...kay.
/Now.the door is still shut./
Sora: Of course it is, I shut the bathroom door after I went..
/UGH YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS! I DON'T MEAN THAT DOOR! I MEAN THE DOOR TO THE FUCKING LIGHT!/
Sora: ;_; You don't have to yell..
/NOW, GET READY FOR THE FUCKING WORST! A BAD ENEMY IS COMING TO FUCKIN' KILL YOU! Good day./
Sora then wakes up!
Sora: @_#; Jeez..I got a headache now...
Kairi: HEE! Hey there Sexy!
Sora: -_- Oh god...
Just then, Riku comes to the rescue and kicks Kairi into the secret spot, locking her in there with...WAKKA! AhAAahahah!!!!
Riku: (helping Sora up) You ok, Sora?
Sora, being the complete dolt he is, just hugs Riku
Riku: Thanks Riku! You're the best!
Poor poor mis guided Riku. He just went wide eyed at his friend's antics..it got him thinking..
Does Sora have hidden feelings for him?
Does he harbor feelings for Sora?
And most of all...
Is Kairi a slut?
All these thoughts..Riku didn't see Kairi looking at the two boys. She looked pretty pissed, and with that, she stormed off, trying to keep her hormones down. Looks like she got out of the secret spot, eh?
Sora: Hey, Riku! Your not wearing any pants!
Riku looked down at his boxers, covered in little care bears.
Riku: I thought it felt kind of drafty..
**~~~
NT: O_o; Okay.weird chapter..ah well, stay tuned next time for-!
Kairi throws a bitchy fit!
Or!
Yuffie has a kid? Go figure!
Sechs: It's unquestionably idiotic.
Chapter two:
The day Riku forgot to wear pants!
Our scene starts out with Riku sleeping on his bed, and Ansem snoring from under it.
Riku: (yawns) Eh.(see's a tourist try to take his pants) Hey!
Riku then throws a big stone on the tourist, instantly killing him.
Riku: Stupid tourists.-_-
Tifa: RIKU! Breakfest is ready!
Riku: Coming mom!
Well, it looks like everything was going smooth on the Destiny Islands..The tourists coming and trying to steal our favorite characters stuff..Sephiroth slicing them all up with his sword.Sora wacking coconuts out of the trees..getting hit by one.and going unconscious..and Kairi trying to get Sora to sleep with her. Yep, all is well.
But.while Sora is dreaming.he hears voices.
/key blade holder./
Sora: .o_O;?
/Damnit, just listen,ok?/
Sora: ...If it gets me away from Kairi...kay.
/Now.the door is still shut./
Sora: Of course it is, I shut the bathroom door after I went..
/UGH YOU FUCKING DUMB ASS! I DON'T MEAN THAT DOOR! I MEAN THE DOOR TO THE FUCKING LIGHT!/
Sora: ;_; You don't have to yell..
/NOW, GET READY FOR THE FUCKING WORST! A BAD ENEMY IS COMING TO FUCKIN' KILL YOU! Good day./
Sora then wakes up!
Sora: @_#; Jeez..I got a headache now...
Kairi: HEE! Hey there Sexy!
Sora: -_- Oh god...
Just then, Riku comes to the rescue and kicks Kairi into the secret spot, locking her in there with...WAKKA! AhAAahahah!!!!
Riku: (helping Sora up) You ok, Sora?
Sora, being the complete dolt he is, just hugs Riku
Riku: Thanks Riku! You're the best!
Poor poor mis guided Riku. He just went wide eyed at his friend's antics..it got him thinking..
Does Sora have hidden feelings for him?
Does he harbor feelings for Sora?
And most of all...
Is Kairi a slut?
All these thoughts..Riku didn't see Kairi looking at the two boys. She looked pretty pissed, and with that, she stormed off, trying to keep her hormones down. Looks like she got out of the secret spot, eh?
Sora: Hey, Riku! Your not wearing any pants!
Riku looked down at his boxers, covered in little care bears.
Riku: I thought it felt kind of drafty..
**~~~
NT: O_o; Okay.weird chapter..ah well, stay tuned next time for-!
Kairi throws a bitchy fit!
Or!
Yuffie has a kid? Go figure!
Sechs: It's unquestionably idiotic.