Hello all! I'm going to Disney world! Yes Disney world!!!!! I'm taking Sechs too, but she can be kind of a bitch when it comes to people in cartoon costumes. _ Just ask Chuckie Cheese...any way! Here's chapter three!



Kairi throws a bitchy fit!



Our scene starts out with Nayru (the authoress) and Sechs (her chibi side kick) walking along the destiny island beach.

Sechs: NT..Why the hell did you put us in this stoned up fic of yours?

NT: ...I dunno. I thought it might be fun.

Sechs.: Ah.

THEN suddenly, a gummi ship starts crashing down.

Sechs: O_o AW ShIet!

NT: (freaks) I didn't put that in this!!!!

NT and Secsh both jump out of the gummi ship's way...matrix style! After the gummi ship crashes, Donald and Goofy jumped out, all stoned.

Goofy: Garwsh.I don't think you should have smoked that stuff..

Donald: F*** you Goofy.

Goofy: No thank you.

NT and Sechs start to wonder!

NT: I don't get it.I'm in the fic.

Sechs: ..But who's writing it now?

And wouldn't you know it, the writer was...

David Bowie!

NT: AHHHH!!!!

Sechs: AHHHH!!!!

Goofy: AHHH!!!!!!

Donald: SHUT UP!

Then, all went silent

Goofy: Duh, so yer tha authoress?

NT: Yep.

Donald: Kick ass.

Meanwhile!!!!

Evil dude from chapter one: Ahaaahaha...now, my loyal servants, Are you reading to beat the stuffing out of the characters?

Back street boys: Yes, Master...(start doing a little jig)

E.D.F.C.O : O_O My eyes!!! They burn!!!

MEANWHILE!!!

Kairi: Ooooh, That isn't fair! That damned Riku! I wanted to get laid!!!!

Riku and Sora over hear Kairi's bitching..and start wondering.

Sora: Hey, Riku...what does 'laid' mean?

Riku: Uh....I'll tell you when your older.

Sora: (whining) But I wanna know nooowww!!!!

Riku: -_-



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YaY chapter done! Stay tuned next time for...

Sechs finds her long lost sock!

Or..

Goofy isn't really that stupid after all!

Sechs: It's unquestionably a waste of time.